H2o4 and drinking chemistry pun?
I'm doing a chemistry puns worksheet and the question was What is H2o4? I found the answer online - drinking, but I have no idea why this is the answer. Explain please?
Chemistry Puns, Figure out the Element?
My teacher gave me an assignment of trying to figure out the element by giving us these clues... I suck at this, I'm much better at book work =/ 1. Half a Dime I assume Nickel?2 2. Not Fat 3. Policeman 4. Watery gin 5. What I do when I'm hungry 6. Male member of the Ganese tribe 7. What torpedoed ships do 8. What the cowboy did with the bronco 9. Why she wears perfume 10. What should be done with an ailing man 11. What she got after the divorce 12. What to do with the dead 13. Big English teacher 14. Storage space for street cars 15. Fivolous prisoner
Chemistry Puns - Elements?
For my science class, we need to use the elements of the Periodic Table to identify the elements to the following puns. 1) What people do with flower bulbs. 2) Wholenium x 0.5. 3) A burial chamber that weighs 2,000 pounds. 4) Speaking of beautiful mountains, you might say, "They _____." 5) Funds from your mother's sister. 6) A wrestler holding down an opponenet may have a _____ him. 7) The police may stage a _____, and illegal drug lab. 8) Funtion of a bulletproof vest. 9) What you do to the wrinkles when you iron a shirt. 10) When you have a soft mattress, your mattress is _____.
Can you help me with these chemistry puns?
(Boy, are some of these BAAAAAAAADD!) 1. Extinct = ARGON (are gone) 2. imitation diamond = ZIRCONIUM 3.mr. mony's enemy = ANTIMONY 4. A person from the big blue planet = NEPTUNIUM 5. a fur seller = SULPHUR (sell fur) 6.Thanksgiving guests = INDIUM (Indians) 7. This happens when you lasso a horse = EUROPIUM (you ropey 'em) 8. What a cloud does = URANIUM (you rain on 'em) 9. Monday night TV show = LAWRENCIUM (Lawrence Welk?) or NITROGEN perhaps 10. Warrior Princess = XENON (Xena) 11. Aera on the periodic table between N and P = OSMIUM 12. A bovine Directory = OXYGEN 13. Keep Drilling = BORON (bore on!) 14. Campaign slogan for ronald reagan = CALIFORNIUM (he was Governor of California) 15. A hiding place for pennies = BERIUM (bury 'em)
I'm having trouble coming up with chemistry safety puns.?
You are going to gLOVE my puns, Wear your aprons so you wont be tripping on acid! Wear your safety equipment because when chemitst die they Barium! Hope this helps! This image is pretty hilarious http://viralcircus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1qw.jpg (it is a Labrador dog that says proper "Lab attire")
Chemistry Puns help please?
I have most of these, but I just wanna paste all of them cause i dont wanna write out all of em so here they are (and you can use any element in the periodic table) thanks! Please tell me if im wrong on any of them.. 1. Police officer. (Copper) 2. Lone Ranger's horse. (silver) 3. If they are not here, they (argon). 4. To press a blouse. (iron) 5. Motto for an oil well drilling company. (Bromine) 6. What should you do with dead people's bodies? )Berium) 7. A fixture in your house with a faucet and a drain. (zinc) ok i have lots of the other hw, so i will just let you guys do the other ones and please tell me if im wrong on any of the first ones. 8. Wholenium x 0.5. 9. A ridiculous prisoner. 10. A burial chamber that weighs 2 000 pounds. 11. Guided or directed. 12. Grab that guy! 13. What do you do before you brand a steer. 14. A popular red or pink flower found in pots. 15. A Latin Mickey Mouse's dog. 16. Someone who helps people in distress is a good 17. After successfully riding a bronco, a rancher shouts, "I ___________ ." 18. What do you do if you are a big, dark cloud? 19. Speaking of beautiful mountains, you might say, "They ___________ ." 20. Funds from your mother's sister. 21. Opposite of hot. 22. A person from Norway, Sweden, or Finland. 23. A native American. 24. If people are sick, the doctor will ___________. 25. A wrestler holding down an opponent may have a _____________ him. 26. The kitchen on a Roman ship. 27. The police may stage a bookie joint. 28. A roll shaped like an automobile. 29. A person from Troy who only goes out after dark. 30. What a fatally wounded person says. 31. Boards that have nailed down to walk upon. 32. The ruler of Davy Jones' Locker. 33. What kings, queens, princes, and princesses do. 34. A name for a person who talks too much. 35. How to order beer in a German restaurant. 36. Function of a bullet-proof vest.. 37. Upper class of Troy. 38. What do you do to the wrinkles when you iron a shirt.