My dog ate ketchup is that dangerous??
Your dog will be fine even if she ate the whole bottle. The worst you can expect is some diarrhea. If it goes on for more than a few days, I might take her in to the vet, but it's not poisonous or generally harmful. Good luck.
How long can soneone live off of tater-tots and onion rings?
with water you will live 1 year 7 months 16 days 7 hours and 15 min and 45 seconds.
Are ketchup, mustard, and BBQ sauce perishable?
I work at a therapeutic wilderness boarding school as the "lunch lady". I have visited the plats (yurts the kids live and cook in), and have seen lots of condiments there. I worry that these will go bad. I'm making a list of all the condiments that they need to return to the main pantry to keep refrigerated (they have no electricity at the plats, and no way to keep their condiments cool...and this winter has been rather warm). I'm not sure if they need to bring ketchup, mustard, and BBQ sauce back to the pantry, or if they're ok to sit out. Thanks!