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If Siri Had A Sister What Would Be Her Name

What would you name six sisters?

I have to write a story for a creative writing class and it includes six sisters. I cannot have rhyming names, names that all start with the same letter (like Ariel's sisters) and they cannot be super simple like Ann, Sara, and Jane. I am at a lost I only thought of one name that was a approved, Alveena. The parents are Alban and Glora. I've submitted like 20 names and my teacher basically says they all suck, so I need five more female names.

If Siri had a sister, what would be her name?

Cortana (siri's window counterpart. Tech Sibling rivalry)

What is your honest opinion on the name Kat?

I love it! One of my relatives is Catherine, but everyone calls her Cat. I think it's simple, cute, sassy...would definitely use it!

Catherine Anne
Catherine Rose
Catherine Lucia
Catherine Sophia
Catherine Ivory

My boyfriend is in love with this girl named Cortana. what do I do?

I know someone who can help you but you need to find her. Her name is siri, and she is the only girl who is capable of destroying cortana and freeing your boyfriend from her evil love spell. Last I heard though siri lives in a strange fruit known to you humans as an apple?
I have no knowledge of these applelytic matters however just find this apple, and you shall have your boyfriend.goodluck...

What is your most embarrassing Siri moment?

—*Contains expletive language* —An alarm. A fucking alarm.So, tonight I had an office conference call scheduled at 9 PM.I, being the lazy ass that I am, decided to ask Siri, my loyal and most faithful companion since past three years, to set the alarm for me.It was a quarter to 7 in the evening, when I approached Siri for help.Me: “Hey Siri!”Siri: “Hey there, Jeffy!”Me: “Siri, please set an alarm for 9 PM.”Siri: “Set the alarm for when?”Me: “9 PM.”Siri: “I didn’t find any appointments for today at 9 PM. Shall I create one?”Me: “No. Just set an alarm for 9 PM.”Siri: “Set an alarm for when?”Me: “Set an alarm for 9 PM tonight, Siri.”Siri: “Opium is a dried latex obtained from the…”Me (absolutely flabbergasted): “Set a fucking alarm for 9 PM.”Siri: “Your fucking alarm has been set at 9 PM.”Me: “Thank you, dear lord!”Closes Siri.Contempt with Siri’s behaviour, I decided to visit my best friend’s place to hangout. Unfortunately, her dad was in a pretty bad mood and I, being a moron that I am, decided to cheer him up in a lame manner.Me: “Uncle, it’s getting pretty chilly here, right? Let’s have a beer?”Uncle: “Hmmm. Is the temperature cold enough to cool my mind?”Me (In excitement): “Yes, actually we can take a look at the temperature, must be around 15–16, I guess…”Quickly unlocks my phone and swipes to the right.Uncle’s eyes quickly zoom up towards the top corner.Uncle: “What is this? An alarm? For what?”Me (muttering softly): “Fuck you, Siri.”Well played, Siri. Well played.Update: Wow, I certainly didn’t expect so many responses from this answer in just a day!Siri must be excited!Wow, Siri sure does seem excited.Mood swings, I tell you.Update 2: Since there are a few ‘next-gen’ future Apple engineers out there who have pm’d me and commented on the thread confidently demanding that Siri never uses ‘fuck’ or never sets a ‘fucking’ alarm and that this is all a sham to get funds for my next presidential campaign, here’s your proof.Your Siri sucks. Get a refund.

What do you call the husband of your mother's sister?

In my country, we call Uncle. Even by marriage it's called uncle. But here we've a different relationship with the whole idea of family. We don't use the concepts of family and relatives. There's the idea of nuclear family (parents and children) but no name or concept for what in English is called relatives. And even the general concept of nuclear family is used only for census, health care, studies, researches purposes…

What does it mean if a name is "hyphenated"?

It means that it has two parts, separated by a hyphen.

It could be in any part of the name. For example, surnames are often hyphenated (such as my maiden name was), either with the maiden name + married name, or the surnames of each parent (as in many Spanish-speaking cultures). For example, Maria Santos-Vasquez

It can also be in the first or middle name. For example, Maria-Veronica Santos, Mary-Anne Smith.

What name did you save your dad/mum's number with?

Saving my dad's number with a different name led me to a very embarrassing situation.........Last year I had my dad's number saved in my phone with the name "boyfriend" as we had (rather have) quite a friendly relation and just like that I saved it..The blunder happened in one of my group get-togethers, my phone was on vibrate mode and I was enjoying the pizza leaving it on the chest drawer.And at that point my dad called as it was on vibrate mode I didn't hear it ringing and my friend who was sitting near the drawer in a very surprised way said(actually she screamed) "anu tere boyfriend ka call h!" (anu, it's your boyfriend's call!)And all the people there stared at me like I was an alien on earth (maybe because I carried a very geeky and nerdy image in my group and for all of my friends it was no less than a shock that I got a boyfriend) And as I was getting up to attend the call another friend sitting beside me said "anu tune bataya nhi tera bf h" (anu you didn't tell you had a bf) in a very intense tone.I ignored her question and rushed to attend the call and spoke in the loudest voice possible "hanji papa" so as to clear their confusion and later told them about saving my dad's number by the name "boyfriend" .I saved my mother's number with the name "DANGER"....and for sure she is :P....which got proved again when I was caught :P

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