If you could marry a celebrity, who would it be?
The name is Somerhalder - Juanita Somerhalder (this has a very strange ring to it) - and this here vampire is my husband:Ian Somerhalder, otherwise known as Damon Salvatore in the television series The Vampire Diaries.What would convince me to utter a resounding “yes!” even long before The Big Question is ever popped would neither be those dreamy blue eyes, nor those perfect lips begging to be kissed like a forbidden fruit begs to be plucked from your neighbour’s tree in summer.Beneath this man’s dangerously gorgeous (in my opinion) exterior, which sees my mind racing with a mixed bag of “Hold me close and never let me go” and “Let’s play vampire-vampire all night long,” lies the interior of the type of person I would not mind spending the rest of my earthly days with.Ian is well known for his love of and passion for animals and the continuous fight to have their voices heard.He also supports the It Gets Better Project, aimed at preventing suicide among LGBT youth, and has his own foundation, the Ian Somerhalder Foundation, set on educating people on the importance of protecting the environment and its animals.Apart from this beautiful heart inside this beautiful man, he likes to live a life of quality over quantity:And all this sounds like the kind of life I could see myself comfortably inhaling and exhaling while making a difference in the lives of others with the man of my dreams, and living on a small holding where we would love our many fur babies and live off the land, embracing our minimalist lifestyle.I would, however, insist on changing my surname to one of those fancy double-barrelled ones, since “Fourie-Somerhalder” seems more appropriate and quite fitting, what with having to wake up to this each morning:(All together now: aaawww!)Images: Sign up | TumblrIan Somerhalder Crowned ‘Dogs Best Friend’ at World Dog AwardsYouTubeIAN SOMERHALDER QUOTESCelebrities Holding Puppies, GIFs for National Puppy Day 2014
If you could marry any celebrity, whose troth would you choose?
Kate Beckinsale. Without a doubt, it would be her, after all who wouldn’t want to be married to Anna Valerious or Selene?
If you had to marry a celebrity from the 1800′s, who would you pick?
Harriet Tubman - - There’s something special about a smart, strong, righteous woman who shoots Democrats ~~~
What is the chance of marrying a celebrity?
very very slim.You would have to either be a Celebrity, knew them before they were famous or have connections to someone who knew them.And you would have to not act like an obsessed fan and like them just because they were famous. You do know Celebrities say they will date fans because,That's apart of their image to say that and that's what fans want to hear.Doesn't mean they will
If you had to marry a celebrity who was the opposite of the gender you’re normally attracted to, who would you pick?
I don’t know if it’s worrisome or not that I didn’t even need to pause to think of an answer.Jason Statham. It’s no secret I’d “cross party lines” for him, but seriously, I think it would be great.I mean, let’s face it:All our sex would be “angry sex.” Sure, the only facial expression he seems to have is scowling, but I’ve sort of lived my own life by the adage “when all you have is a hammer, then all the problems are nails.”“Angry face” would come in handy in all the other situations I’d need a “husband” for. (I have no doubts in my own masculinity, but compared to Mr. Statham, a relative comparison of our testosterone is like a few shot glasses against a raging tide. I would definitely know my place in our arrangement!) I mean, got a sink full of dirty dishes? Angry stare, they’ll wash themselves! Got a shelf that needs fixing? Angry stare. Car won’t start? Angry stare. Sexy and practical!He’s already used to dating supermodels, so I would probably settle into the role of a “trophy wife.” (See above.) I can totally live with that.With all the political furor about Healthcare/etc, it would be nice to be with someone who doesn’t need a heart to live.I don’t drive. Obviously he can make up for my slack, and then some. As a bonus, thanks to my Asian metabolism I can eat crap constantly and not really gain weight, so I don’t think I’d be breaking his rules for driving.Any problem he can’t fix just by staring at it angrily he could definitely fix by taking off his shirt and kicking things. I’m not necessarily a fan of men for their bodies, but I suppose I could learn.Sure, if he’s anything like the characters he plays, he’s got a bit of a limited “range.” But I’m not marrying him for his scintillating conversation. Besides the points mentioned above, I’m sure we’d develop our own form of communication through monosyllabic grunts.Are all his characters interchangeable? Of course! But isn’t consistency what we all want from a man?I have no embarrassment at all about my man crush for Jason. After all, if I’ll force myself to sit through any number of awful B-movies on basic cable on a Saturday afternoon for him (War, Death Race, Crank, Crank 2, Transporter 6, etc*), surely matrimony would be no challenge at all.* Yes, I know there’s no Transporter 6. But as all his movies are pretty much the same, does it really matter?
If you were stranded in the past and could marry any celebrity you wanted, who would you pick?
Can I be hurled back to 1875 or 1880 so that by 1915 I am a well-established man and I can marry Lilian Gish or her sister Dorothy?I don't have a positive view of many celebrities from the 1970s forward since most seem to be train wrecks.I also like Grace Kelly and Ingrid Bergman but you really have to be well-established if you're going to have, “get to marry Grace Kelly” sort of money, status, and influence. That is the sort of situation where I need to go to 1850 and become an oil billionaire by 1910 so that my son or grandson can marry Grace Kelly in the 1940s.I am always up for the possibility of corrupting the time line for my own benefit and the benefit of my future children and grandchildren.I will someday have to advise any sons of mine, “Son, if you have the opportunity to go back in time and personally profit to the tune of hundreds of millions or billions of dollars and have sex with either Ingrid Bergman or Grace Kelly then make sure not to pass up the opportunity and make sure to bury a large amount of gold in the ground on land you know that I will own in the future so I will find it there in the future in my life.”
Who is your dream celebrity that you would want to marry? Why do you choose them?
Meet Rooney Mara.Rooney Mara played Erica Albright in the Social Network (she is at the bar in the beginning with Zuckerburg when they’re talking about Finals clubs), and she is in that movie Lion about the kid from India who finds his way back home after thirty years using Google Maps.Something in me just responds to Rooney Mara.Rooney Mara’s face conveys several different emotions all while just looking straight ahead. At first I was like “if that girl’s not a bitch, I don’t know who is”, and then I thought “I would jump out of a plane into sniper fire for that girl”, and it was the same exact face.Marriage to Rooney Mara would feature champagne-grade luxury seating at NFL games every Sunday including the playoffs, because her family owns not only the New York Giants, but the Pittsburgh Steelers. Her dad or grandpa is Dan Mara, and she’s named after Art Rooney. That Art Rooney. He owned the Steelers when they won their first world championship in 1974. This family is responsible for 10 count em 10 Superbowl victories, including a 2–0 record against the Cheaters I mean New England Patriots. If there’s any father-in-law I could take undressing me in front of the family on Thanksgiving and calling me a loser and saying I’m not good enough for his daughter, it’s a Mara.