Signs of you watching way too much wrestling ....?
On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be" You call a beer by your name Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW" Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake. On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown" After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason. You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything. Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper. Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it. You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask. You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head. Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
My wife won't tell me what she is attracted to?
Deja vu. I've been here. Of course she has fantasies about other people. Everybody does. Women pretend to us that they don't and then when it pops out we loose our footing and don't know what to think. With guys fantasy is mostly just raw sex, who cares what her name is or how we got here. With women it's more about the story that goes with the sex. They're looking for some emotional reward. Someone to come and rescue them from the drudgery of their lives or give it some profound meaning. Not likely Brad Pitt or Rocky. Well maybe a younger Brad Pitt. It's not the hollywood hunks usually. They're defined as hunks by guy standards. They are some male executive or some gay guy's idea of a hunk. Not to say that Brad or Sly are not attractive, but when I did online surveys guys like Pitt, Mathew Mcconaughey, etc. only scored like 5-6% among straight women, but scored very high with gay men. Johnny Depp on the other hand scored a consistent 70-90% with straight women and scored 0% with gay guys, which shows how much we know about women and gay guys. In any case, you have to sort out the emotion from the rest and when you do you'll come to realize that you are who you are and all you can be is the best you. What she wants in her fantasies will no doubt change over the years anyway with her emotional needs, and you can't be all things. So stop stuffing your face and hit the gym and be all you can be, not just to make her happy but so you can live long and prosper. In any case I don't think you'll have much luck asking and prying so you'll have to sit back and figure it out best as you can. If you keep pushing she'll pull back in her shell and go back to her innocent act. Oh, and as far as why they hide it, I think they find it embarrassing and they also have a lot of pressure to maintain a certain image to the world around them. For guys the expectations are different. Nobody is surprised to find out that guys are dogs.
Someone please help me, I need to know about Steve Austin?
I will give 10 points to whoever could help me the most! Where can I find any legal documents on him...You know drivers license,marriage records, stuff like that. Please help me!
Has Vince McMahon helped or destroyed professional wrestling + BQ?
I hear people say Vince McMahon made professional wrestling what it is today.. and I also hear people say McMahon destroyed professional wrestling.. But which is true? BQ: Who is your favorite member of the McMahon family?
Urgent help : ear burning due to Tea tree oil in ear?
Pure essential oils can burn, you are meant to dilute them! No fear - just apply some good old olive oil or other vegetable oil to dilute it. This will get rid of the burn. Same thing applies when getting it in your eyes, I'm an aromatherapist so I should know. The tea tree oil itself is good for infections but you'll need to dilute in future. 1 drop to 10mls of good quality oil - olive, almond etc. Don't use water it will aggravate the original infection.