Least Favorite Combos

What is your least favorite fruit?

Banana is my least favorite fruitI know that Banana is healthy but I don't really like it because the taste and the smell kind of put me off.I also dislike Durian, the smell really puts me off.I used to dislike Papaya when I was younger but I grew to like it now, especially if it's made into a drink by mixing it with milk.

What is your least favorite things to do?

This is going to sound absolutely rude but I hate hate hate HATE children. I go to church and I enjoy helping out in the nursery. Sounds weird I know.The babies are ok. I love chubby little babies but toddlers are a no thank you for me.Toddlers….are the height of annoying. They copy everything you do but say no just because they want to. They’re so difficult and are wusses when they don’t get their way as if they’re the only one that matters.This is terrible but I interact with toddlers as if they were adults. If a full grown adult starts sobbing because they don’t know how to share I say, “Have you ever thought that not everything in the world is yours?”Thats what I say to toddlers.I know I’m terrible but ignorance is something I can’t turn my head away from. I know some of you must agree.Mans I know that my “parenting” skills are horrifying. That’s why I prefer the babies. And that’s why I’m not going to have children. Easy as that.But yes. It seems to me that there are no high points in caring for toddlers. And that’s my opinion. I hate to take care of toddlers. And please don’t be mad when I say that because somewhere in your head you agree with me. Even if it’s just a small dislike.

What's your least favorite color?

What’s your least favourite color and why?That would be this one, a very large swatch of the offending color:Though it goes by many names, I refer to it as “country blue”, reminiscent of those ducks and geese and other seventies, maybe into the eighties, kitchen and bath decor featuring ducks with ribbons and bows around their necks, and all the accessories. We had toilet seats, stencils, canister sets, decals, wallpaper - more than I need to list here. It all made, still makes, me nauseous:So I’ve tried to decide why this is so and arrives at some personal conclusions:The ducks and geese and blue color and all the hearts and ribbons aren’t reflective of a country lifestyle. I concede, MAYBE in small doses, a miniature touch here and never repeated. But not an obsessive need to have the critters in art form touching every element of your house. I could let that go. Just don’t do this:That’s probably enough with the graphics. When this style was so much in vogue, I visualized all these housewives, city or country, adopting the fad. No element of their house would be exempt from the ribboned ducks or geese. (I could never decide which they were)The first reaction had to do with the fact that I didn’t have a cozy relationship with the color blue. Teal and Navy were fine as the exceptions. But any blue related to wild bird eggs, the sky color on certain days including its reflection upon water - well, all that, unity in tone, I didn’t like.I have no idea where that response to “country blue” came from. And after all these years, I guess I don’t care. Just to say that this contrived fad of blue never hit it off with me; I avoided it at all costs. Go figure.Bullit me with the opposition. That’s cool, okay, matriculated, and not an integral part of any being’s life.Yeah! Let’s all decorate with geese in bonnets! Why not? Salvation Army probably has a ton of them to put out.It’s just one of those fads one has to allow to run out on its own. You either loved it or hated. These days I love something very different, but what only a tick of others enjoy. I guess that’s what makes us equal and yet different enough that we can share the “little differences” without making a political issue of it all?

What was your least favorite job?

Retail.I had a summer job at a place called Holcomb’s Knowplace. It was a teacher supply store.Most of the time it really wasn’t that bad. As you can imagine, a teacher supply store doesn’t attract that many customers because it’s a bit of a niche market. Probably the most annoying thing about it was that it could be extremely boring. And the pay was stupid low.However, August was a fucking nutzone. It turns out that teachers are some of the most insane people on the planet. One of the last days I was working at the job, right before September, this extremely harried-looking woman ran in.“I have to teach second grade!” she wailed at me.“…” I said. “…do you want some nameplates?” I mean, fuck, man, I’m a retail drone.The other thing was the time I got called racist because we didn’t have any MLK posters in the store. This one lady came in, and asked me for one. I went through all the posters, but there weren’t any. Then she asked me to go check in the magical wonderland that customers call “the back” (it’s like they think it’s a cavern of endless wonders back there, when in reality it’s a couple boxes of receipt paper, a bucket, a mop, and a couple of folding chairs). I went to “the back” and sat in the chair for a bit, before coming back out again.“No, ma’am, there’s nothing in the back, I’m sorry,” I said, re-emerging from “the back” after an appropriate amount of time. “I can special order one for you though, if you like.”“Do you know when the next shipment will be getting in?” she asked.Er. “Well, shipments come every week, but I can’t guarantee that there will be an MLK poster in there if we don’t special order it,” I said. “I would guess not - I’ve been here all summer and haven’t seen any. If I had to guess, I would say they’d appear in the general shipments in January, in preparation for Black History Month.”And for some reason this sent her off like a fucking bottle rocket. I stared at her blankly as she railed against the racism of the retail system and white privilege and holy Jesus this was not worth $6.50 an hour.I don’t deny white privilege exists, but, come on, man, I’m a retail drone. I have no control over what gets shipped when.But the bosses were nice and I spent a lot of time sitting around doing nothing but eating Oreos and talking smack with the other person with me. It was a small store, so there were only ever two of us there at the same time. Just the two of us, Oreos, and an incessantly-repeating Kidz Bop CD.Yeah, not that great.

What is your least favorite archetype?

PSY-FrameThis archetype combines the two things I had most in Yu-Gi-Oh!NegatesRelies on your opponent to do somethingThey literally can’t do anything if you don’t do something they can respond to.Which isn’t fun, you don’t get to see interesting combos, or anything interesting for that matter.Then on top of that your have the nerve to negate my effects?Negates are my least favourite part of the game right now, I want to play Yu-Gi-Oh! and not be denied at every corner. Let me play goddammitAnd then there is PSY-Framelord Omega *shudder*I always tempted to quit right away because whether I win or lose, I’m not going to have fun

What are some of your favourite MTG combos (any format)?

Oh my favorite, and I mean my all time favorite is my EDH Ad Nauseam deck. Every card in the deck is part of the combo, but there are only a few cards that are actually important. Here are the ones you need to know:The Commander:The Combo:The rest of the deck consists of one Lotus Petal, one Dark Ritual, one Elixir of Immortality, one Spellbook, one Boseju, Who Shelters All and 93 swamps.This is how a typical game with this deck works:You draw a hand of 7 swamps and keep. Turns 1–3 you play swamps and nothing else. On turn 4 you play your 4th swamp and drop Maralen. Turn 5 you use Maralen’s ability to tutor Ad Nauseam and play it, choosing to draw your entire deck. You lose a total of 4 life from cards revealed and you now have your entire deck in your hands. You then drop Dark Sphere. It is important to do this before you cast your finisher, so I would recomend doing it first so as to not forget. After that play Lotus Petal, sacrifice it to add one black, play Dark Ritual to get three black , then you use two of that black to cast Sickening Dreams and choosing to discard 40 cards. While Sickening Dreams is still on the stack, sacrifice Dark Sphere to reduce its damage to you by half. The end result is that everything and everyone is dealt 40 damage except you, who is dealt 20, leaving you as the only player alive.If for any reason you can’t cast Lotus Petal or Dark Ritual to power out the win on turn 5, you can instead play the Spellbook to wait for next turn. You should be fine as long as you play Boseju for your land drop on turn 6.If you feel as though it is likely that your Ad Nauseam is going to get countered, simply play Maralen on turn 3, tutor Boseju on 4, then Boseju out Ad Nauseam on turn 5.This is an insanely fun deck to play, and it is very VERY cheap even by EDH standards, at a whopping $20. The only downside is that if people know about the combo after the first game they will likely all attack you right off the bat, and since you have no defenses you will likely find yourself at the critical 20 life before you can get the combo off. Because of this I mainly use this deck as a joke deck or against people who I don’t know.I would definitely recommend this deck to anyone who loves combo decks. Cheers!

What is your least favourite drink?

Just one?I’m extremely picky when it comes to what I drink. I have a lot of “least favorite,” so please bear with me.Soda — All soda is repulsive to me. With all of the additives, crazy amount of sugar, and fructose, I find soda disgusting. One 16 ounce of a coke bottle has something close to 70 grams of sugar. Why would I drink something that could clean my car battery, my toilet, or turn into a night stick? Soda just adds on to high blood pressure, a damaged liver, and a beer belly. My dad is addicted to soda, and his coping mechanism is to continue drinking it.Ran out of Soft Scrub to clean your toilet, take the Pinterest route and get creative!2. Starbucks frappucino — At first, when you’re a 16 year old teenager, nothing taste better than whip cream, strawberries, and coffee. I use to love drinking these things, but after paying $4-$6 for one, it gets expensive once its adds up. These things are a beauty, but similar to soda, this thing has a lot of fat, sugar, and fructose.3. Juice — I use to love drinking Orange Juice along with my bowl of grits, or pancakes. Then I realized Tropicana is owned by Coke! Tropicana, along with Ocean Spray claim to make 100% natural juice, but after its processed, it takes like sh*t! It also has a lot of added sugar to extend the shelf life of Cranberry juice, Grapefruit juice, etc. Ocean Spray’s Cranberry juice has around the same sugar contents as a can of coke.A 16 ounce glass of cranberry juice has almost 60 grams of sugar.4. Energy Drinks — Yeah, if you were in college, I’m sure you had your fair share of Red Bull, Monster, and NOS, and 5 hour energy. I’ll also throw in Vitamin “Water,” and Gatorade. These drinks are not far from soda, due to the amount of additives, sugar, and not to mention, Gatorade was exposed for having Brominated Vegetable Oil in their drinks. Allegedly, this ingredient can cause long term toxic effects; chronic fatigue, thyroid problems, and iodine deficiency.Don’t get me wrong, these things taste fantastic, but I prefer to not drink something that sounds like it was made in a science lab (I think it was).I only drink water, and coffee sometimes…

What is your least favorite pizza topping?

When I say I am a pizza lover, I do not discriminate. I love almost all varieties of toppings and in fact open to try more. But, since you have asked me to tell you the least favorite once, I feel saved. I am not that fond of crab, so I can never think of crab as my pizza toppings. The next thing that I can’t have on my pizza would be cold fish. Peas or caramelized onion are two more toppings, I would not prefer to have as my pizza topping.