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My Cousin Gave Me Head

My cousin gave me head?

How original and witty, seriously. The pride and satisfaction that you must feel at this moment are probably one gigantic sea of accomplishment. You have done something truly momentous today, by startling a few people on Yahoo! Answers. I offer you my congratulations. You are one of the few people with a life so meaningless and devoid of stimulation, that you have ascended to the throne of the mundane, and created something utterly pointless. Normally, I would have admired your insignificance from afar, but something about this worthless attempt to entertain yourself made me stop and comment. I pity the pathetic hopelessness of your existence, you must truly have nothing else in life. I honestly and earnestly hope that you got a few laughs out of this, because you must have an absolutely horrible, boring, and lonely life. I'll end with some advice, that's sure to be useful sometime in your future. When you try to kill yourself, cut vertically instead of horizontally. It will drastically lessen the chance that you'll return to the world that has so hated and abandoned you, and it should stop you from burdening other human beings with your unimaginative pleas for help. HAve a great day

My cousin gave me head?

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My cousin gave me head.....?

maybe she wants you to take things in to your own hands and not be holding her by the shoulders when she gives you head

My cousin gave me head?

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My cousin gave me head?

I'm 19 and she's 16. She kept begging me to let her but I said no. She pulled down my pants and starting sucking it. I tried resisting but she just held me. She kept biting and I forced myself to come. I feel violated and want to tell the five O but since she's underage, I'm afraid I'll go to jail for rape. Would she or I go to jail? Or or would both of us go?
Thanks in advance

My cousin gave me head...?

Okay so I'm a guy 16 and my cousin is a girl 15 when we were kids we used to sneak off and make out with eachother all the time. And one time we got caught and we never did it again. But last summer I went over her house and I had to sleep in her room. And after everybody went to sleep she started talking to me dirty like. Oh ya you like to **** that girl in her pussy. And everytime she would make this sucking noise. Like she was preparing to give me head . And as she was talking dirty to me she would move closer and closer to me and she would ask me if I'm hard and try and touch my dick to see if I was hard. I didn't do anything because I was just in shock when it was happening. My cousin is coming over in a few weeks to stay at my house and I feel like if she does that to me again I might give in. What do you think I should do. Has this ever happened to you? And please don't give me the speech about how were related.Is she trying to seduce me?

My cousin just gave me head?

lol .. I just clicked on this coz things just ran thru my head.

Can I have sex with my cousin?

So.. I guess I'll start at the beginning. I'm a woman in my early twenties. When I was a teenager, I stayed with my some family for a couple of weeks as a break. Me and my second cousin (he's now mid-to-late twenties) were laying on the couch, away from everyone, and.. he ended up fingering me and then I gave him a blowjob. I've seen him a few times since then, and he's promised to come visit a few times and had other things he had to do. So a month ago, he wanted to get away from his hometown for a bit, and I offered him to stay at my place. We flirted a bit over text, and next thing I know he's here, and hes brought a friend. We sat on the couch on opposite ends, his friend was in a chair. His friend joked about his lack of sex, and how frustrated he is. We laugh, and tell him were in the same boat. Next thing I know, his hand has snuck under my blanket and he's fingerings me. His friend went out to smoke and then he ate me out, and we kissed. His friend came back, we acted like nothing had happened. We decided later to go on a walk around the neighborhood, and left his friend at my house to nap. We ended up fucking in an alley. It was amazing. Like blew my mind, this man is magic with his fingers, his mouth, his dick. I can't tell my family anything, it would tear us all apart.. I just had to tell someone. I wholeheartedly plan on having sex with him again, and he's made it clear he plans the same. We haven't quit texting each other at all since. We're both single with no kids, and both want a friend's with benefit situation. I feel a twinge of guilt when I think about if someone found out, but we're both keeping our lips shut.

My cousin give me head?

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