I am in need of some witty comebacks?
For the chest: I know you haven't quite hit puberty yet and discovered what these are, but they're BREASTS. Now maybe you should go looking for that penis that you're lacking. (Penis jokes are my specialty :P) For the hoe: Funny thing is, I'm too hot to be a hoe. I'm more along the lines of Tyra Banks, while you're more along the lines of an AIDS infested elephant. Go blow yourself, it's the only action you're going to get, elephant. (BAD but it's laate xD)
What are your witty comebacks?
Girl: You're Gay You: Hunn, I'm Straighter Than The Pole You DANCE On (: Girl: ***** You: Call Me a ***** Again, I Dare You. Girl: ***** You: Yess. Bitches Do What They're Told XD *****: What The HELL Are You Looking At?! You: The Result Of A Broken Condom... Someone: Suck My Dick You: Grow One Haha (:
Looking for a smart and witty comeback for family members who will give me a hard time about my ear gauges?
Don't laugh. Just stare at them. It's not witty, but it will make for some really awkward fun! And they probably won't bring it up again.
I need help with a comeback...?
my friend keeps looking at me funny when i pose for pictures, or other things retarted like that. i want to say whatcha looking at and then she would be like you and then i am lost. should i say something like 'well i didn't know i was that beautiful', or would that just leave me an open target for her to take a swing? plan out my conversation starting with the whatcha looking at...
Good comebacks?please.......?
You can't just ask for good comebacks, it depends what ppl say. It's one of those things where you need to develope it. Though most of the time it's natural to some ppl but all in all its practice from bad experiences becaus you can't just say " your mum" : 1) It's old everyoe uses it. 2) not always right for the situation. 3) Most of the time it's a bad comeback because i makes you look like you desperate. Witty comebacks need to be subtle and indirectional.
Whats a good comeback if someone says that u look like a monkey?
"Since we have something in common, let's go find some bananas."
What's a good comeback to :"You Look Tired/Sick?"?
Miss Manners suggests this: "Oh really? I felt just fine until you said that." ;) it works, I've tried it.