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Am I Going To Go To Jail

Am I going to go to jail?

Yes, you will very likely be arrested. Depending on your age, you will either be kept overnight at local jail, city holding facility, or juvenille holding facility. It is assault, and if either of the victims shed blood or suffered broken bones then you can expect to be tried as an adult if you're 16 or older. At the very least you can expect expulsion. By the way, you deserve it. Punching someone in the nose for calling you a name? And what did the teacher do? Oh well, enjoy your lockdown.

Help am i going to go to jail?

I was chatting with a girl online and suddenly she posts this up

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Are the FBI going to come for me or is this a cruel joke? She told me she wanted to cyber and that she was 18! help? I cant go to jail

I GOT A 2ND DUI AM I GOING TO JAIL?

1 - Caps Lock is pointless and annoying.

2 - you deserve much worse than you'll get.
....grow up and stop being an idiot
You don't like the feeling that you'll probably "loose" (it's actually 'lose')
....imagine the feeling a car full of people would have as some idiot drunk in a car is coming straight at them.

3 - None of us know whether or not you'll be going to jail....all we can do is hope.

I am going to jail soon, I'm 18 yrs old, what should I do before and while I'm in jail?

This advice comes from my dad who was a Corrections Officer for 25 years. I have never been locked up and have never been in trouble with the law.Don’t accept any “gifts” when you arrive. Sometimes you won’t have everything you need such as shower shoes, soap, a toothbrush, snacks; whatever. Some inmates will try to leave you “gifts” to hold something over you. They’ll say that since they did something for you, it’s time for you to do ANYTHING for them.Continue your education. Give yourself a chance to learn something that can be used to help you when you get out. Go to college, learn a trade, get your GED. That will be a good chance to keep you from reoffending. It could also reduce your time in jail if they see you are doing your best to become a model citizen.Be ready to fight. My dad said that prison is a whole different ballgame. You have to fight to protect your food, because someone might not like your skin color, and more.Nobody is your friend behind bars. You will be in there with con artists, rapists, armed robbers, murderers, addicts, drug dealers, and worse. They will exploit you to get themselves ahead.Keep your mouth shut. Don’t tell anybody anything about what you did, don’t ask what they did, and don’t snitch. Rats don’t last long in prison and they get discovered really quickly.EDIT: STOP COMMENTING ON MY ANSWER AS IF I’M THE ONE GETTING LOCKED UP. I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL. I DID NOT ASK THIS QUESTION. IT’S VERY ANNOYING THAT PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME UNSOLICITED ADVICE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY LIFE. I DID NOT THINK THAT SO MANY PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO ASKED THIS QUESTION. FFS.

I'm a nerd and I'm going to jail. How can I survive?

I was a nerd and I went to state prison for 10 years... as you can see, I survived. This is WAY too small of a forum to answer this question but I would SINCERELY like to help you so I will try and give you the basics. If you want, you can e-mail me directly and I will expound: pirranhaquark@gmail.com So... FIRST of all do NOT Google your answer for this one. I don't care if you DO talk to people who have done time, most of them will be liars who want to romanticize their own experience. The rest will be lames who don't know the first thing about real time. You are off the map, son, there be monsters here.SECONDLY, Let me tell you this right now: YOU WILL SURVIVE. That's right. I would bet my future life earnings that you will live through this horrible experience. You may... stop, erase that... You WILL have some terrible times, you will be changed by this, there will be times when you aren't sure if you even WANT to survive. But you will. We got a saying, little homie... there ain't nothin to it but to do it. It will suck, it will be hard... but time stops for no man, not even a Superior Court judge. The time will pass and the the sun will rise on the day of your release. *and let me tell you that on the day that I got out I actually felt sorry for people who HADN'T done 10 years... they will never know just how good their food tastes, how sweet free air smells, how bright colors are... it is an amazing feeling. So keep that in yer back pocket ;)THIRD, there are two sets of rules in prison, the state's and the convict's. Forget the guards' rules, there is NOTHING they can do to you that is worse than the fellas in there. Find your group (in California it's mostly by race) and stick with them, worry about the convict code, not the Title 15 (California's rule book).LASTLY, and I cannot stress this enough: TRUST NO ONE. This doesn't mean be cagey or disengaged, it just means don't trust people. Someone tells you something, ask yourself, "why". Not EVERY interaction in prison will be someone trying to work you, so don't put people off by being a jerk about it... just be aware that everyone's a frikk'n wise guy in the joint and there are a very limited amount of resources so keep a sharp eye.Good luck, my man. I mean that. I actually kind of hope you e-mail me, I think this may be the ONE arena where I can do somebody some good and help them avoid making the same mistakes I did (and maybe end up with fewer scars than I do!)

I just ripped a $5 bill- am I going to jail?

ok, this exact thing happened to me. Ull have to burn both halves of the dollar, dont tell any of ur friends u did this. THen you have to get out of your state, possibly country if its that serious. I did this and i managed to dodge the feds and stay out of jail, so good luck to you comrad

Am I Going To Go To Jail~!~ HELP ME PLEASE ASAP!?

i live in canada, new brunswick, and got a speeding ticket, i was going 100km/h in a 60km/h zone, and i forgot about the ticket, till today, and theres no way that i will have the $280.00 by May 3, 2007~!~ and what will happen? will i go to jail? if so how long? and will it be the pentintury? or in a detention center? and is it group showers, or single showers? I NEVER WENT TO JAIL BEFORE ~!~ and can i request anything like single quarters, and or single person showers? and what rights do i have in jail? thats if i go to jail, is there anything i could do in court that will not make me go to jail ?

NO B.S. STRAIGHT ANSWER AND STATE FACTS AND OR LAWS I COULD USE PLEASE ITS SERIOUS~!~

(could i request comunity service? and how long will i have to do that for the $280.00?)

Am I the only who has an extreme fear of (one day) going to jail?

Nope, you're definitely not the only one. It's called Incarcerophobia (from Latin incarcero meaning "jail") is the fear of going to jail or prison.Anybody can suffer this fear even though they done nothing illegal in their lives. Sufferers would usually have obsessive thoughts about what's the life is like in the prison. Many incarcerophobes would feel worry about spending the rest of the life in the prison the most. Sufferers would do everything to stay out of trouble. They may be afraid for parents or other family member to call the police. If the sufferer did a little misbehaving thing or even did something bad accidentally, they may panic in terror, with symptoms like sweating, obsessive worries, rapid breathing, and sense of being trapped. Seeing the police officer or even seeing the police car from a distance may also cause them to panic.

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