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ITS SHADY TIME, ditto.

Nikos, I am... Not your mother.:P

Edit: Er, Nikos there's no indirect way to ask this but do you have room for three more on that Cessna 150 plane of yours? You see the lovely lady below and I are both apart of that exclusive "mile-high club" and we're looking for a fun ride.;) We'll bring a user named "F'KING HIGH" along for the ride, so if you like to really get high, he'll hook you up.

Edit again: Nikos, I'm offering you a foursome right now. We'll all dress up as Star Wars characters if you want, anyone of your choice. We'll make love on that beautiful Cessna 150 of yours. Afterwards we can play Minecraft, Star Wars Battlefield, any game you desire. If you're in the mood for some N64, we can play that too. We'll have a Star Wars marathon. Do you like Star Trek? We can have a marathon of that as well. Live long and prosper, my love.

I swear it Nikos, I will build you an exact replica of any Star Wars spaceship you want and somehow I'll make it fully functional, just for you.

Edit: My dearest Nikos, we'll fly anywhere you want to. I'll create a machine that can turn us invisible so we can peep into the houses of undressing ladies during our journey.
Nikos you're a total ladies' man, you could pick up any girl of your choice, I already know that. Truly. But you should choose Every and I because none of the others could satisfy you like we do.;)

Edit again: Nikos, we'll give you anything you want, need, or desire. But trust me, after one night spent with us, Every and I will be the things you desire and want the most. But I do realise you would have other desires and wants, so I'll create anything for you. I'll make the impossible, possible. My love for you will go beyond the laws of the universe. Providing you with the things you need will be simple, but I'll work my hardest to get you the things you want and desire.

Edit: Oh well, we're not that submissive. Every and I are the perfect balance, I swear it. We can be dominant... If that's what you want.;) What's our safety word, Nikos? Skywanker? Since we're apart of the mile-high club and all.:P

Anyways, good night Nikos I'm going to bed. I'll be dreaming of you, big boy. Grrr.;)

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