How to write a high school romantic comedy book?
relate yourself to your relationship life, use how you feel when you meet your crush take jokes that make everyone laugh like relationship jokes, racist jokes, or jokes about society and incorporations give characters funny interests and have them relate to the story like the guy having a motorcycle fetish that affects the relationship to make some comedy and have a theme that isn't just about love but about the one major flaw in their relationship that they SHOULD have like one of them has cancer and is about to die, except that one is already in The Fault in Our stars, try to make a major reason their relationship can't stand and weave that into an important moral from the story also a Mary Sue is basically the most beautiful person ever and she is completely modest about it, very cookie cutter
School apropriate jokes?
Im in 6th grade, and my freind pulled me into his comedian act, its not that funny, and he knows that, we have alot of jokes, but there relly not apropriate for school. I just need a few good jokes
What do high school girls think of jokes about menstruation?
A2AI'm not a high school girl, but until this past June I was a high school boy. So let me tell you what I think of menstruation jokes.Most “jokes” about menstruation amount to someone seeing a female person who is acting like they're frustrated, angry, or otherwise peeved. Instead of being mature and realizing that there are any number of factors that can cause anger, they'll say something to the effect of “huh huh she must be on her period amirite”.This is not funny. This is immature, sexist bullshit that people do when they have no ability to make intelligent jokes. It's actually stupid enough that you don't get a pass for meta humour, i.e. making fun of the joke itself. Most stupid jokes are funny if they're said satirically, but this one is just too unfunny.Anyway, that's my rant. As for actual jokes that are intelligently thought up, which just happen to be on the subject of menstruation, those are funny. But that's just because you can make a good joke about literally anything if you're good enough at comedy.
Why do stand-up comedians lie about their lives when telling jokes?
This is a little like asking, “Why doesn’t every fiction writer just write an autobiography series.” The job is to entertain. They are talking about larger truths, personal facts are entirely irrelevant.Even when a comedian seems highly confessional and appears to base their act on their personality and life experiences, it is warped like a funhouse mirror and the truth is jettisoned constantly for whatever creates a better laugh.In creating material for my various comedy magic acts, I wrote jokes about my wife and mother-in-law long before I was married. Since I’ve moved to a smaller city and am becoming better known in the community, I have to drop some material that is obviously false or portrays me in too negative of a light. You can rewrite some bits, changing it from, “My other job is pizza delivery…” to “In college I used to deliver pizzas…” In high school I worked in a fast food burger joint, so I can write a joke that resonates even though I never worked for a pizza place.When interviewed on late night shows, actors are still in character, playing the public persona they’ve adopted. In some documentaries and personal interviews the creators have been able to get to reality or an honest place, but less often than you’d think. If you ever meet someone who personally knows a celebrity and say to them, “Did you see (celebrity) on (show) and how they got to the real him/her?” Nine times out of ten they’ll fall down laughing.
Why do so many comedians tell offensive jokes?
Had we take a look at last year 2018. In my high school, hade I been offended easily, the stuff that was said would’ve killed me inside, for example:BEWARE THESE ARE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS SO IT MAY BE A TAD BIT CRINGWORTHY!!!Case #1 A: IF SHE CAN COUNT SHE CAN MOUNTB: IF HER AGE IS OFF THE CLOCK SHE CAN TAKE THIS COCKEx: Do you honestly belive that these 16–18 year old students fail to understand the depth and just how horrific a crime like peadophilia is? Do you honestly belive that they truly belive that a 25 year old and a 12 year old engaging in sexual acts of any kind is ok?? No, each and every one of them understand what exactly peadophilia is.reasoning: half of the things that we find funny have an extreamly dark twist, yet we laugh, for the shock factor or for the dark and twisted beings that we are.Case#2A: I hate when people say that woman belong in the kitchen, the best chiefs are men!Ex: I can safely assure you that the people who said this are not feminist, neither am I, but each one of them has a firm belife in Equal rights, as do ICase#3A: My opinion on abortion is a double edged sword, I love the idea of woman having no rights, but at the same time, Love killing babiesEx: again, I can safely assure you that these are not even close to the belife of the person who stated themDark humor is funny, and most importantly it sells, take my man Gay frogs for example, let’s be honest, do you completely belive that Alex Jones himself belives full heartedlee half the shit that comes out of his mouth? Do you belive that ALL the editiors at huffington post, think that they should put all men in concentration camps for re-education to destroy the patriarchy?
How can I become a good stand-up comedian?
Stand up Preparation is the first key. Prepare at least 5 each of the following. 1 minute routines, 3 minute routines, 5 minute routines and 10 minute routines. Be able to switch from one to another if you feel you are loosing your audience. Find every Open microphone in the state and get to as many as possible. Perform where they will let you and listen and watch where you can not perform. Continually rewrite your material. Record everything you do. Wait and pray that one of the locations will invite you back.
How could I become a stand up comedian?
Stand-up comedy is like music in that you'll need a day job to support yourself unless you're very lucky. Most stand-up comics start out doing open mic nights at comedy clubs, which don't pay anything. Club owners use open mic nights to find comedians who have potential and those people are invited to open for other comedians at early-in-the-week shows. If a comedy club has three acts a night, for example, the winner of an open mic night will be the first of those acts on a Monday night. If he's a hit with the audience, the club owner will move him to an opening slot later in the week. And if he does well then, he'll be given the middle slot. Basically, a newbie will be given gradually better time slots (later-in-the-night slots for early-week shows or early-in-the-night slots for late-week shows) to see if he can hold his own with audiences who are at a club to see a specific comedian. Most clubs pay comedians a percentage of the cover charge, with established acts earning more because they've got drawing power. (Touring comedians have contracts and their pay isn't dependent on a cover charge.) Comedy isn't something to pursue for money, since most comedians barely cover their expenses. It's only something you should pursue if it's your absolute passion. Ultimately, you'll have to travel to grow your fan base, which means beginning the grueling process over in several other markets. When you travel, you'll meet other comics and some of them will have material that complements yours. If you've already built a fan base in your home town and perhaps another city and meet someone you like who's done the same thing in his/her home town and another city, you'll be able to help each other out by booking shows together in all four towns. And if you find a third person in that situation, the three of you can book a tour together and share travel expenses. Comedy is grueling and there's a reason so few comedians are jolly in real life. Very few stand-up comics will ever have their own HBO specials and the competition is intense for paid gigs. But comedy is like any other arts career in that some people are too passionate about it to live without it.