What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve caught your brother or sister doing?
My brother is 4 years younger than i am and has always been a little shit head while growing up. Tattle tale, fought to kill or maim me, was mean and thought he could get away with it. But believe it or not we now get along great. Maturity maybe but i think it's becuz we are the only family we have left. Anyway…He must have been about 6 when he pulled this stunt. One night i heard my mother screaming at him from the bathroom. Thought it was strange cuz he was in the tub. Maybe the little shit flooded the bathroom. Oooo yeah he's gonna get on trouble. Then i heard him cry.I ran in the bathroom to see what was gong on.THIS IMAGE WILL FOREVER BE IN MY BRAIN!!He's in the tub crying, my mother is bitching at him. Blah blah blah PENIS.blah blah blah CUT IT OFF. huh? What? Now this is getting weird! I go in there and she's yanking and pulling on something. She's sweating. He's standing stark naked . He couldn't back any more away from her or he'd be in the next county. I look. She's telling him she's gonna take him to the hospital and they're going to cut off his penis (ooh if this doesn't get him whaling more). I'm enjoying this comedy routine. Couldn't make this up if ya tried. She's telling him to sit to try and soak it off. He's squirming while she's trying to find the end. Our house was small one bathroom. I'm busting a gut I'm laughing so hard and i feel like I'm gonna pee. I run to my bedroom to sit and laugh more while tears are streaming down my face.HE'S GOT A FREAKING BANDAID WRAPPED EXTREMELY TIGHT AROUND HIS PENIS!!!!!What the hell!!! Who does that? yeah riiiiiiight the little brat.Finally after about 2 hrs of him soaking, crying, and getting wrinkly,my mother goes in and **poof** it slides right off.DAMMIT he won't have the experience of walking around with no “manhood”, he won't have to sit to pee, I can't forever tell him to imagine what once was.And to top it all off he DOESN'T REMEMBER IT!!!!!!There is no justice!
Eww! I caught my brother watching porn?!?
Okay, before you tell me that boys watch it and blah blah blah, read the rest please... I'm 17 and he's 16. We have a computer room in the house and I just happened to glance over at his screen and there he was on porn hub. Wth, I feel disgusted and there are no words, right now, to describe my disappointment in him. This is how our conversation went: Me: What are you doing?! *shocked tone* Him: *hesitates* erm, it just came on and I was listening to something because I heard a voice... Me: Hmm, right... it just came on and you decided to make the window smaller rather than just exit. Have you absolutely no manners? You're in the same room as your sister... Him: -goes on youtube instead- It's kinda awkward between us now. I don't know what to say to him. He didn't even apologise. Help please! We've been avoiding each other ever since (2 days ago). I am grossed out and disappointed. While I don't approve of porn, I just wish he had the decency to watch it in private and not while he is in the same room as his sister who, by the way, is only 11 months older than him. Any advice?
What is the most awkward thing you've ever said to somebody while trying to make small talk?
This is a horrible story and why sometimes it's better to say nothing at all.My sister-in-laws, sister-in-law was at her Mother's funeral. This lovely woman was the sister of my brother-in-law. I had been told that she was pregnant and expecting a baby shortly before. While I was giving my condolences of the passing of her Mother I mentioned her pregnancy. I had no idea that she had lost her baby just days ago when she found out about her Mother.I can't begin to describe my shock and horror and wondered how I could make such a painful error. I wanted to instantly disappear out of pure humiliation of how I could be such an ass. Instead I knew she knew that my intention was not to hurt her at all. I've lost a baby too. We just tearfully looked at each other and really hugged. We both needed a hug and a shoulder. I can't imagine her pain that day. I just know that I truly regret adding to it.
I walked in on my brother masturbating !!!!?
(i already asked this but no one really answered.) About 15 minutes ago i walked in on my brother masturbating to the underwear and bikini section in my fashion magazine!!! I was going to ask him if he'd seen my ipod anywhere because my sister said she hadn't and suggested i asked him because he borrowed it to listen to when he went skateboarding. Anyway , so i knocked on his door , he had music on so i guess he didn't hear. so i just walked in anyway. Don't judge me because usually he lets me just walk in whenever i want and he does the same with me , we're very close so we hang out in each others room often , so i don't usually knock. He had his back to me , but i could clearly see he was masturbating to the underwear part in my fashion magazine. I didn't really know what to do and he hadn't noticed me yet. I tried not to look at his ' private parts' and swiftly walked over to get my ipod and then pretty much ran towards the door. when he saw me , he covered himself up and said " oh my gosh , im so sorry , do you want your magazine?" Of all the things you could say , he asked me if i wanted my magazine back . He was bright red and so was i. I just said " hell no! keep it or burn it" and then we both laughed awkwardly and then i left. I'm not sure if it will be awkward between us now or if we'll just forget it. If it happens again , what should i do? or if he walks in on me doing something , what should i do or say? By the way in case you were wondering , i'm 14 and he's 16. Thank you for answering and sorry that it's long x.
Help I think I found my brothers sex tape?
I swear this is not a troll! So me and my family are going to a pool thing and I wanted to bring my brothers GoPro to use under water in California. I asked him and he said it was okay. I asked him how to hook it up to the computer to charge it and I did as I was told. I have an apple computer so when it turned on it automatically made iphotos pop up. And the first thing I saw were my brother and his gf... Yea. I'm freaking out Idk what to do. I didn't watch it I just immediately turned it off. Please help idk what to do!!???
What is the most awkward hug you've ever had?
So, I manage a retail store. One Sunday, this past summer, we were having a big sale starting up. I got to the store about 3 hours before opening, to prep for the sale. Now, the air conditioning system is automatic and it doesn’t turn on until a half hour before opening… so it was hot in the store. And I was moving furniture, and I was moving big heavy display racks, and I was wheeling buggies full of product around and building displays.I was a sweaty mess, but the store was ready to open only minutes before it was time to open.And there is a line of people out front ready and wanting to come in.So, I open the store on time. And immediately, I have to begin directing traffic. Where is this item? Where can I find this other item. It’s a rush.One lady there is after several different things. I direct her to the first thing. She asks about the second thing. I take her to that one. She asks about a third thing. I take her over to where I have those on display.All that is fairly usual. But this is where it got weird….She exclaims that I’m the BEST store keeper EVER… And she wants to give me a big ol hug.And I explain that I’ve been moving furniture and displays and I’m a hot and sweaty mess… and don’t feel like getting hugged.And she says that she doesn’t mind a little sweat…And I explain that it’s a LOT of sweat.And she moves in to collect her hug… that I really don’t want.So, I turn to the side to give one of those half hearted, one armed side hugs…That I still really didn’t want… and she takes anyway.And to prove that she doesn’t mind a little sweat… she goes up on tip toes…And licks the sweat off my bald head…I just got hugged and LICKED by a stranger.I decided that I’m going to help people from behind the counter and the register for the rest of the day…