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Tell me the most boring things about yourself?

I'm going to write a book and I need just normal people stuff. Along the lines of this

What personality do you have
Do you have a lot of friends or prefer a small friend group
What do you talk about with friends
What personalities do you friends have
What do you usually think about
What do you eat for meals
What's your normal schedule
What's your passion
What are your hates
What are some things that annoy you

Etc etc. don't say much if you don't want to, I could just say about myself this:
I am shy I have 2 friends I like to eat noodles and I usually think about plots for my novel. I hate it when my teachers assign too much homework or make me give presentations in from of the class.

You can be as specific or general as you like. Please, lots of answers helps more!!!

What are your 10 most favorite Korean dramas and why?

Judging from the few K-dramas I’ve watched, I would say that Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok-Joo (2016) is honestly the most adorable and refreshing drama I’ve seen in a while.It is totally different from the usual canonical dramas we come across. In short, the show offers the experience of how wonderful the life can be, and the charms of being in a relationship. Every episode being so pure, transparent and honest that you rediscover the joy to enjoy and smile at small yet beautiful things.More or less, it's about how our main female lead, Kim Bok-joo (played by Lee Sung-kyung), a weightlifter, falls in love for the first time. And we know all too well that Lee Sung-kyung IS BEAUTIFUL; it’s great see her playing some positive roles after a while.Next thing is the chemistry, and it’s brilliant. Let me be clear, Nam Joo-hyuk and Lee Sung-kyung are made for each other. With acting so natural and effortless, you would end up rooting for the couple more than anyone.It feels great to enjoy something exceptional like this with such genuine comedy and optimistic theme without any cheesiness. I still can’t get enough of these two.Soundtracks are adorable too.Do give it a watch.

What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as the opposite sex?

The first thing I'd do as a woman? I would enjoy a nice hot bath and learn to experience the wonders I've had a select few women mention discreetly to me about shower heads and such.I'd do this for a long time.But the first thing I'd do seems so inconsequential.(Before I continue I feel a certain affront to my manhood for seriously considering this question. So, to assuage my hairy forebears I feel the need to stipulate that I like my manhood and all its associated parts very much. I also enjoy how they fit with women. But caveats aside, on with the answer!)Being a woman would take time. I mean there's the whole monthly cycle thing. Really I have to deal with bleeding for days at a time...and you're telling me bandaids don't work for this???And no offense to Anna Demers but if you think buying condoms is hard...tampons, really? Although I suppose the whole empathy thing with women is much higher, so maybe I could get some help in the feminine products aisle. Even still, I'd be a full grown woman (right?) who doesn't know anything about buying tampons. That's going to come off as a little more than passing-strange. Come to think of it I'd recruit some help. I think I know at least one woman I could go to and explain this situation to and not have her freak-out/call-the cops-on me.Now that I've got a partner in crime...I'm going to ask her about sex. The whole masturbation thing has been interesting. But...well, there are things you've got to know. Not to mention I'd imagine as a woman my hormones might be different and the whole male genital thing probably wouldn't be as averse to my sensibilities as they are now.Which is leading us to the single most unique thing about the female sex (not the most unique thing about any individual woman mind you but about the female sex as a whole) pregnancy!!!Swollen ankles. The daily crap shoot of hormones. Pickle and peanut butter cravings. Oh, and let's not forget, another living creature from blastula to full blown human poking its head out from between my labia...WOW, that is some craziness.After that I'd raise my baby, grow old, and about a week before I died I'd ask to be changed back into the youthful, zestful young man I once was and use all the knowledge I'd gained about females for very evil purposes.

How to stop creepy classmate from.. creeping?

Base story: There is this sort of socially awkward guy in one of my classes [we are both sophomores at the local university] who sits at my table. He's showing an awful lot of signs of being a creeper. And somehow, I got stuck giving him a ride back to the other school campus every day after class now since we both have to be there and he says how the bus gets very crowded.

I know that I've been TOO nice and polite to him, but I have mentioned to him numerous times about my boyfriend. I bring it up a lot.

So, what can I do, other than bluntly saying 'you're starting to creep me out, please stop?' Of course I will tell him that if it comes to it and he doesn't get the hint otherwise, but I'd like to get some other suggestions before it gets to that. He seems like a sort of decent guy I guess, just kind of a nerdy guy who is not used to being in social situations and doesn't know how to act without it being creepy. So I want to let him down easy.

So far, my only plan is to tell him that I've just started a new job babysitting or something right after class so I can't drive him back to the other campus after class like I normally do since I won't be going back to campus myself for a while. Any other suggestions for what I can say instead of a new job? He'll probably ask all about it and want to come visit then - what's something else I could be doing where he wouldn't be allowed?

Otherwise, I don't look at his eyes as much as I can [even though I feel him starting at me, ew!] and I keep myself distanced and nonchalantly wave off basically anything he says. I don't ask about his life and I stick to talking about class-related topics even though he strays from that.

Anything else?

What are some of the funniest true stories you have ever heard or experienced?

When Karma kicks you in the nuts.. ;)This incident happened to my friend recently. It's so hilarious that I thought I will share with you folks. It happened in Mumbai.She was looking for an auto (an auto-rickshaw - like a scooter/moped with a covered passenger section) and as soon as she got into one a lady travelling in her scooter bumped into the front wheel of the Autorickshaw. The scooter was stuck and the lady politely requested the autowala (driver of the rickshaw) to slightly move back his auto.That is when the drama started. The Autowala started getting very abusive. He didn't pay any heed to that lady's pleads but grew more vulgar with every second taunting her dress and the state of modern women in general. A small crowd soon gathered watching the "fun".The lady patiently listened to all that shit and finally said ,"Bhaiya, please band karo ye bakwas. Please auto peeche le lo. Aakhri bar bol rahi hoon. (Please stop this nonsense and move your auto back. This is my last warning)".The autowaala did comply but not before passing a very lewd comment.All hell broke loose.The lady parked her scooter just ahead of the auto, came back and caught hold of the guy's collars and dragged him out of his seat. Then she started beating the shit out of the guy. She slaped and punched him, kicked him in his nuts. Everyone was cheering her now. The autowala did finally realize that the lady was no ordinary woman but ...The words POLICE were written at the back of the scooter."Maaf kar do madam. Galti ho gayi ! (Forgive me, I am so sorry)""Dikhati hain mein tere ko aaj kaun hoon mein. (Let me show you who I am)".More slaps and kicks ensued.My friend changed to a different auto.

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