Funny 8th grade graduation quotes!?
we are the candy makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. it's one of my favorite quotes from one of the best movies made for ppl on acid or shrooms! anybody know it? i do.
Any funny graduation senior quotes?
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. [Elbert Hubbard] Life is full of secret and lies, so when you get screwed over, don't act surprised. Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. ~Max L.Forman You must be willing to do the things today others don't do in order to have the things tomorrow others won't have.
I Need Funny Graduation Quote Ideas!?
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog. - George Bush A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. - W. H. Auden I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! - Louisa May Alcott Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. - Robert Orben Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. - Gary Bolding The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. - Doug Larson It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor. - James D'arcy Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time. - Anonymous I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. - Robert Goheen Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde
What are some funny grad quotes.....I am graduating from high school?
"Twelve years of school,big deal ,wait till you have ta send a kid through college" " If the last day of school is better than your first day in school and you remember what you learned, and achieved your goals, then you can be sure that you didn't learn everything" " Graduating school is the first step towards adult life, unfortunately!" "If you're smart enough to graduate school why are they kicking you out"
Graduation Quotes?
well i need to write an 8th grade graduation farewell speech, and i wanna start off my saying a FUNNY graduation quote. i looked everywhere, but couldnt find any. any suggestions?
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Ideas needed for a funny graduation message?
My department director just graduated another degree and i bought a card, any funny ideas for the message im going to write in the card? INFO: He is 39, married, clean funny man.