What's your best baseball joke???
There was Red Sox fan who was feeling pretty down on himself. For whenever saw a Yankee fan in their obnoxious pinstripe jerseys walking down the road, he would swerve and pretend to hit them. As the man is driving on he sees a Priest walking down the road. Feeling he should do something good, he stops next to the priest. "Where are you heading Father, can I give you a lift?" The priest replied, "I'm heading to the Mass two miles down the road." As they’re driving along the man sees a Yankee fan walking down the road, instinctively, he swerves to hit them. He knows he did not hit them, but still hears a loud THUMP. He says, "I'm sorry Father, I should not have tried to hit that Yankee fan." "That's ok," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
Why do slim girls have small breasts?
Because the breasts develope in accordance to their body size.They're supposed to be proportionate.There are slim women with big breasts,though,and that much depends on their genes.But,it's a very very rare thing.Those big breasts you see on big women is because they're filled with fat.When they lose significant amount of weight,you see they lose their breast size as well,and they become saggy (the breasts).Plus,when a girl's been thin all her life,you know that estrogen lies in the fat cells? When growing up and developing,if the girl's already thin,because of the lack of the fat,the breasts don't overdevelope.That's not a bad thing.I've never found slim girls with big breasts to be attractive or classy looking.And those melons make them look disproportionate.A slim woman needs medium or small breasts.It's just classier and more elegant.Who wants back pain and to look like a skinny milkin' cow?