Auto email reply for emergency maternity leave? Need a good writer!?
Just use a standard out of the office reply. You don't need to inform anyone why you are on leave. You can just say something generic like: Subject: Out of Office Reply I will be on leave through [date]. If you need immediate assistance, please contact [coworker name] at [contact information]. I will respond to your [email/voicemail/message] after I return on [insert date if you know it]. This works for email, voicemail, etc.
What are some "roses are red, violets are blue" jokes?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.Roses are redHeres something new Violets are violet Not f***in blue Roses are redViolets are redEverything's redHoly shit the garden's on fireRoses are brown Violets are brownWho took a dump in my garden? :pRoses are redViolets are blueYour depiction of blindnessIs simply untrueSome roses aren't redSome violets are blueNobody's wrongExcept maybe youRoses are red, Violets are blueThat's what they say, but it just isn't trueAn orange is orange, but Greenland's not greenAnd pinkies aren't pink, what does it mean?Roses are redViolets are blueWho is your daddy?And what does he do?Roses are #FF0000Violets are #0000FFAll my baseAre belong to you. Roses are redMeth is blueDrugs are addictive And so are youRoses are redViolets are gloriousYou can't run awayFrom Oscar Pistorius.