10. Most Embarrassing Masturbation Stories (Got any better)?
Years ago when I was about 16 we got our first video camera. Alone in the house over school holidays I decided to video myself getting off to see what it looked like. It was no great porno movie that was for sure but it was excplicit and showed me going through my whole repetoire, including using my moms Hitachi Magic Wand massager on myself. When I was finished watching the tape back in the home VCR I rewound it and taped over with some TV programme. Later My mother came to see me in my room with the tape in her hand. I had apparently not realised the tape only rewound until the counter got to a specific point and not until all the tape had fully rewound. This ment that several minutes of my play were still on the tape and that was what my mother had just found while looking for a scratch tape to record a programme on. I was shaken to say the least. I was not told off or lectured at but the tone was to be more careful and keep such things private (which was more than fair). To this day I don't know exactly how much I left on the take or if my moth watched it all but one thing that makes me thing she sar a fair bit was the fact she gave me an Hitachi soon after and if she got the idea from me using hers then se saw maybe 30 minutes of my scene. I wish that tape was still around in a way as I'd love to see myself in the not so innocence of youth from my perspective as a 40 something mum.
How do you get your boyfriend’s attention without asking for it? He's too busy playing his video games.
Video games are a mental stimulator. They trigger the parts of the brain that give immediate satisfaction, and most gamers can avoid sex longer than they would ever avoid video games.Your man has seen you naked. If you're like most people, you probably hangout naked a lot anyway, not only when you want sex, or attention. So seeing you around in sexy underwear or being naked is not giving him any clues.If your boyfriend is a typical gamer, chances are he's got a headset on. This headset picks up a lot of noise. If you start masterbating and “making all the noises”, all his friends will hear you. You'll embarrass not only yourself, but him as well.As a gamer, I can tell you right now that when you're in an “important” match (I use the word important loosely), you don't want to just turn it off for anything. Sex will always be available, you're in a relationship (video games will always be available too, but gamers take games seriously).Men don't pick up on clues. Walking around rubbing your lady parts won't do much. Chances are, he's focussed on the TV or computer and will not even look at you. And if your relationship is like some, he might just think you want to masterbate and not actually have sex (some people prefer this… it's like a fetish to watch, etc). Wait until he gets off, or before he starts, and talk to him about your needs. Communication is key.Let him know how you're feeling. Ask him to spend 2–3 nights per week dedicated to you, and this does not mean sex. It can be watching a movie, or just talking, or going out. Explain to him that as a woman, you crave physical and emotional closeness to feel loved and you enjoy spending time with him because you love him.Then, and this is very important, you need to find a hobby that will keep you busy. Personally, I suggest getting your own gaming system and getting online with your man. But if you prefer painting, reading, knitting, or yoga then by all means do those things. It is unrealistic to expect your man to give up his hobbies for you, but a few days a week are reasonable. During these few days you can bond and deepen your relationship.If he's not willing to spend at least 2 nights per week with you, and you truly feel your needs are not being met then you might want to consider a new partner. Just remember that no one wants a relationship that requires giving someone your full attention every single day.Good luck!
10. Most Embarrassing Masturbation Stories (Got any better)?
When I was in my teens, I used to go into the kampung orchards and strap soft ripe papayas (paw paw) to a banana tree using electrical tape. I then poke a small hole in the papaya and then pull my pants down. I would then stroke myself and when I was feeling totally aroused, I would then thrust my cock into the fruit and work it like a piston engine. Offcourse, the sensation of the soft ripe fruit rubbing against my cock and balls was totally awesome and gave me great pleasure. I would then blow my load inside the papaya in a fit of orgasmic extacy. I would then have a rest, and have another go at it again once I get aroused again. The papaya is usually good for a couple of sessions. On one occassion, while ******* the papaya, little did I know it, when an insect climbed from the tree and bit me on my right testicle. I plucked the insect (don't know what it was) and killed it. It was extremely painful, but I continued ******* the fruit and when I had cummed, I lay on the ground rolling in pain. My testicles swelled to twice its normal size and offcourse I could not walk for week. This was an embarrassing situation when I had to make up excuses as to what happened. This was the last time I ****** ripe fruits. From then on I moved onto using prostitutes. A much more safer alternative.
Sex Game ideas - actual games?
My husband and I like to play sex games. We don't like to purchase them or use like oils and syrup or costumes. I need some ideas. Example: We blew up balloons with lots of sexual things to do (lick here, or tickle here and so forth). I would like to play another game but can't come up with any. He loves to play these games as well. Please help. Please only serious answers.