Does Anyone Know Any Good Black Comedy Monologues For Women

Do you know any comedic, 1 minute monologues for women?

Here are a few ideas to check out - see if you can find these plays at your library -

Marvel Ann's monologue from "Psycho Beach Party" by Charles Busch. She is a 1960s teenager, yelling at her slacker surfer boyfriend to shape up and apply himself.

"The Dianalogues" by Laurel Haines has many amazingly funny monologues. It's a collection of monologues, all relating directly or indirectly to the late Princess Diana.

There are a few monologues in "Catholic Schoolgirls" by Casey Kurtti that are very funny. My favorite is Elizabeth's first monologue - she is a seven-year-old who explains the basics of Catholicism - to hilarious effect. There are also great dramatic monologues in this play.

"Kennedy's Children" by Robert Patrick has a great monologue that begins "I wanted to be a sex goddess" - but, this monologue is considered by some directors to be "overdone." Same with "Spike Heels" by Theresa Rebeck - great monologues, but they get done a lot, so they're not ideal for professional auditions.

If you don't want to go to the library, here are some monologues that are available online. They are not from published plays, but that is not always a bad thing - it's practically a guarantee that it won't be overdone:

http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/kim.html -- Long, but you could cut it down easily.

http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/angela.html -- There are three on this page, 1 and 2 can be very funny if done right - and may also give you a chance to show a nice range.

http://notmyshoes.net/monologues/carla.html -- Very dark, may not be what you are looking for.

A modern, comedic monologues for young woman?

http://www.whysanity.net/monos/mlinks.ht...

http://www.arthurjolly.com/monologuesF.h... (Try looking at "In Hot Water". May be too mature, depending on how you play it - but funny & too new a play to be overdone.)

Girl Comedy Monologues?

I have a musical theatre audition coming up, and I'd like to do a comedy act. I don't care where it's from as long as there's no cussing, and it's appropriate for a thirteen-year-old. It has to be over a minute! Thanks!

Does anyone have a good female psychopath monologue?

Lady Macbeth is pretty nasty here:

The raven himself is hoarse
That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood.
Stop up the access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
The effect and it! Come to my woman’s breasts,
And take my milk for gall, you murd'ring ministers,
Wherever in your sightless substances
You wait on nature’s mischief. Come, thick night,
And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark
To cry “Hold, hold!”

5 minutes is far too long for a monologue, even 3 is pushing it for an audition. The above is probably 1.5 mins and is used for auditions.

1 Minute Comedy Monologues?

for the whole monologue check out http://kathynajimy.com/maddy1.htm
freakin' great material. i would also suggest poking around the website to see if there's other material that you might want to use (i'm betting i'm a bit older than you and this monologue does have a bit of "age" to it). i've used it before and it comes in right at 1 minute.
break-a-leg

WELL MR. SECRETIVE! FESS UP, GIVE OVER, WHO IS IT? WHO DO YOU LOVE? AND HE SAYS TO ME, I LOVE PHILIP. AND I SAY WHO DOESN'T LOVE PHILIP. THE WHOLE FAMILY LOVES PHILIP. HE’S A WONDERFUL COOK AND VERY POLITE. I LOVE PHILIP TOO. AND HE STOPS ME AND SAYS, NO AUNT MADDIE, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TELLING YOU. I AM IN LOVE WITH PHILIP. AND I SAY OOOOOHH. (whisper and look back) DOES PHILIP KNOW? AND HE SAYS YES HE DOES AND HE LOVES ME BACK. AND I SAY, OOOHHH. OKAY, SO WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME THEN MICHAEL IS THAT YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL. AND HE SAYS TO ME YES I AM. PHILIP AND I HAVE BEEN LOVERS, LOVERS IS THE TERM CAROL, FOR OVER 4 YEARS. AND I SAY OOOHHH. DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW? AND HE SAYS TO ME, NO, I COULDN'T TELL HER. I WAS TOO AFRAID. I THOUGHT I COULD TELL YOU, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE AUNT. PLEASE AUNT MADDIE, PLEASE DON’T HATE ME. AND I SAID, HATE YOU? I COULD NEVER HATE YOU MICHAEL, I LOVE YOU. BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND I HAD MY DREAMS FOR YOU. MEETING SOMEONE NICE, SETTLING DOWN, HAVING CHILDREN. CAROL, HE IS SO GOOD WITH CHILDREN. VERY PATIENT. THAT'S SO IMPORTANT. I SAID TO HIM, ARE YOU SURE? AND HE SAYS, YES. SO I SAID ITS GONNA TAKE ME A LITTLE WHILE TO GET USED TO THE WHOLE IDEA, (breaking into laughter) BUT HELL, I GOT USED TO THE MICROWAVE OVEN, I CAN GET USED TO THE IDEA OF YOU BEING A GAY PERSON.

What are some dark comedy monologues for a teenage girl?

I like crimes of the heart. When Babe was describing when she killed Zachary, but i cant find it online (yes i need to get it online, i cant get a book).
Does anyone have in mind a monologue? Preferably from a show. And where can i get it..?
Thanks so much! <33

Does anyone know any good acting pieces for a young female?

I am having trouble finding pieces/monologues for females, ages 13 to 18...most of the websites only have a couple of the same generic parts... thank you!

laila

Dark Comedy or Airhead Monologues for Girls?

Haha Im looking for the same thing for the same show!! So funny ha im guessing its next week?