Do you know any funny blonde jokes.....Or even just jokes?
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What are the duties of ground staff at the airport?
Ground staff work'sInside the airport terminal:– Checking passengers in for flights– Re-routing or re-booking passengers whose flights have been cancelled or delayed– Assisting disabled passengers or those travelling with young children– Giving passengers up-to-date information on flights– Assisting passengers with all enquiries, including lost or delayed baggage– Assisting staff in carrying out security checks as and when the situation arises– Delivering high levels of customer service to passengers and those travelling through the airportOutside the airport terminal:– Handling all the loading and uploading of passenger bags from the aircraft– Helping direct passengers on to and off the aircraft– Directing landed aircraft to taxi spots– Providing services such as steps from the aircraft for passengers and crew to disembark the aircraftTechnical Role:-Coordinating and managing staff around the aircraft during its stopover-Draft and hand over the necessary documents for the flight to the aircraft captain-Preparation of the flight plan, fuel, weather condition and other important information-Management of take-off slots with air traffic organizations-Management of the airline network and fleet
How do I become customs officer in airport?
Qualifying ExamIn order to become a Customs Officer, the aspirants will have to appear for the Civil Services Examination. It is conducted by the Union Public Service Commission. This Entrance Exam provides entry into 27 different services which includes the Indian Customs & Central Excise Services. The Civil Service Exam is conducted in two separate parts. They are the Preliminary and Main Exam. Those who are selected are either sent to Chennai for training in the functions of Customs Department or those selected for Central Excise Service training is done in one of the metropolitan cities.Eligibility CriteriaA Bachelor’s degree is the basic qualification. A custom officer who is working under the Government of India should be above 19 yrs and must have completed graduation. The aspirant must score above 55% of marks and then only can he/she apply. The admit cards are sent out based on the merit achieved in graduation level. The notifications are published in the employment newspaper and other prominent periodicals. The exam is conducted annually but there are many other private companies who offer the same job.Qualities required for the position as a Custom OfficerAge limit- 18 years oldIndian citizenshipMust possess a Vehicle licenseAbility to work flexible schedulesHave reliable transportationShould never have used drugs of any kindMust pass an extensive background checkMust be able to successfully complete all training required for the desired positionMust be able to activate a radio or telephone equipment and console monitorsDisplay an aptitude to cooperate genially and communicate with the communityHow to Prepare For Exam and Interview?To prepare for the Union Public Service Commission exams, the candidate needs to be aware of all the current affairs. His/her General Awareness must be good. Reading of newspapers regularly will be of help. The aspirants should have good knowledge in English, G.K, and basic Mathematics etc as the entire exam is based on these subjects and followed by the selection and interview.Reference - http://entrance-exam.net/customs...
How is the life of Excise or Customs Inspectors selected through SSC CGL?
I joined this department in 2016 after resigning from a decent government job expecting some rosy picture about the job but the real picture is completely different. Let me put it this way. Inspectors r entrusted with myriad kinds of works while posted in a range like TRAN- 1 verification, mismatch between GSTR 2A, GSTR 1 and 3B, issuing letters to non filers, arrear recovery, scrutinizing pending ST 3 returns, RFD -01, miscellaneous reports etc. The working environment is flexible and easy and one can get ample amount of time left for having a balanced family life and inculcating some kinds of hobbies.2. It is a sought after post in SSC CGL due to aura of uniform and other perquisites like there's a kind of social acceptance for the said post among our friends and relatives. But be aware that it's only limited upto that and not in the department. Inspectors are perceived to be mundane by their bosses. Whereas 70% of the work is done by inspectors and superintendents but sadly they are like unsung heros of the department. It may sound harsh but reality is that it is one of the departments where there exists a steel iron wall is drawn between bureaucrats and employees.3. As far as the inter Commissionerate transfers are concerned, the department has put a ban on it (even spouse case is not entertained). Once one gets posted somewhere he gets a kind of punishment to live there only, almost till he becomes Group A officer. The discrimination in transfers persists as if inspectors are not human beings.4. The promotion and career avenues for an inspector are also distressing in nature. In short one may end up being frustrated if he is posted far away from home by facing several mental and emotional pressures.5. Keeping all the things aside, if you are clear about the priorities of life and able to fulfill the expectations bestowed on your shoulders then you are a winner.