What are some AWESOME BACHELORETTE PARTY ideas for a future pastor's wife?
here are some ideas you might think about. 1. rent an elegant hotel suite and order room service. spend the evening doing one another's hair and nails and watching great romantic movies, especially wedding movies...like runnaway bride, 27 dresses, made of honor, etc. 2. rent a limo bus or party bus...you can request no alcohol be present if you wish. party buses come with bands or djs. map out a course to some interesting local sites or plan a romantic revisit to all of the sites which are meaningful to her and her fiance's relationship. like where they had their first date, their first kiss, where he proposed, etc. at each stop you can get out and drink a non-alcoholic toast to the happiness of the couple and each bridesmaid could offer a toast especially fitted to that spot or the event which took place there. 3. a scavanger hunt for wedding related items or honeymoon related items is always fun. 4. instead of bar hopping, go dessert hopping and stop at all the best pastry or dessert shops in town. 5. instead of a disco club or bar dancing night, take her to a ballroom dancing place. many ballrooms will provide for a party like that and include a night of ballroom dancing lessons for everyone. clean but still a little tiny bit naughty fun...think of all those hot latin ballroom dances. plus their refreshments are almost always non-alcoholic.
What would be a good gift to give at a Bachelorette/Bridal party? Please give me some FUN ideas?
anal beeds, dildo, ky jelly, his and hers vibrators, crotchless panties
What is the funniest joke you've ever heard or read?
Plz Forgive me if you die laughing. Read it on ur own risk. This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement: Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna. I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me. I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna. I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road. I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them. I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere. I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.
Whats the difference between an engagement party, a bridal shower, and a bachelorette party?
An engagement party, like you said, is obviously a party to celebrate the engagement of a couple. A bridal shower is a party for the bride (thrown by her bridesmaids). Bridal showers usually consist of games, food, and 'showering' the bride with presents for her new life. Lastly, a bachelorette party is somewhat of a last hoorah before the wedding day. These can sometimes be a bit of a PG-13/R rated affair depending on the brides and her friends ideas of fun. Hopefully this helps :)