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What do you not like about Harry Potter?

That Dumbledore's master plan only worked because Harry got lucky a shit ton of times.-Harry and Voldemort had the same Phoenix wand.-Fawkes saved Harry's life from the basilisk, blinding the serpent and dropping the Sorting Hat and Riddle's Diary into Harry's lap and then he cured him. How he found Harry and how he got there? who cares.-Harry that casually was there when Snape died (that's why Harry knew that he was an Horcrux and he sacrificed himself. If Harry wasn't there, goodbye plan).-Narcissa lied to Voldemort, yeah because of course Voldermort used Narcissa, the only one who had reason to lie, instead, i don't know, Bellatrix?-How Harry discovered the cup Horcrux after he got captured by the Death Eaters. Not only that, he became the master of the Elder Wand.-Dumbledore had faint inclinations of Horcruxes, but likely would never had fully gotten there without the diary given to him by Harry or Slughorn's memory.I mean what if Malfoy didn’t disarm Dumbledore? And what if Harry didn’t happen to disarm Malfoy? And what if Elder Wand didn’t somehow magically know who had disarmed who? Malfoy didn’t even touch Elder Wand lolI know that Harry was brave, but no one can be so lucky. Too many Deus ex Machina. Voldemort basically lost because is the villain and the bad guy need to die like in any good story."Power of love"? nah...."Power of Plot".

You are trapped in a featureless room with three of your most hated fictional characters. What do you do?

Well, this is gonna be fun.I present you with:Hans Landa (Inglorious Basterds)Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)The Joker (Batman)Hans: Hmm, a fellow Aryan I see? Malfoy: A Pure Blood actually.Hans: Indeed, an Aryan! Most welcome…Joker: Of Jewish origin hihihi…Hans: What? Preposterous! How dare you lie to me, you vermin! Hans: Now, you’ve probably heard the saying, boy. Never bring a knife to a gunfight. What are you going to do with that toothpick of yours?Malfoy: Avada Kedavra!Malfoy: What is wrong with you, you freak? What’s ‘Jewish’ anyway? Joker: Its, its… A tttype of a Pure Blood, you see… Me: Malfoy, he tried to get you killed. Scum like Hans are against Jews. He knew it perfectly well.Malfoy: You tried to get me killed!Joker: Nonono… It was just a joke. One would go crazy without a bit of fun you see. Hihi… Malfoy: A joke? Dont make me…Avada Kedavra!Malfoy: I don’t know who you are, but you’ve just saved a Pure Blood and a Slitherin. How may I reward you?Me: By helping us get out of here. Where’s your portkey?Malfoy: Its on me. Where do you want us to go? I have no idea where we are.Me: Just give me the key. I still have one more thing to do, and then I’ll join you later. You still have Apparition, right?Malfoy: Yeah. What’s the place by the way?Me: Ah, yes. Chernobyl, Unit 4.Malfoy: See you there.