How do strippers keep from getting erections?
They slam phone directories on their wangs before performing.
Who here has a tumblr? What are some tips?
Tips to getting more followers- Post lots, don't go too long without posting something or your followers will lose interest. Post interesting stuff, people don't want to see pictures of your cat or what you are wearing that day, it just isn't interesting. Make posts that vary, like don't always post pictures, and don't always make text posts. That gets boring. Advertise like you are on here. Like and reblog people's pictures so your name gets out there more. Reply to people's questions. Ask people questions, like.. in their ask box. or just tell them you love their blog and stuff. Tag your stuff, so when people search your posts come up. And some people just follow back when you follow them. What do people like on tumblr: Harry Potter memes. Universe pictures. Mean Girls quotes or pictures. Mustaches. Pictures of water. Pokemon. UNICORNS. Wolves. Quotes!!! Anything funny. Spongebob Basically anything. But those are the main ones I can think of right now. http://shelbybee.tumblr.com/ & http://17teeth.tumblr.com I ALWAYS follow back instantly!
Will the wii fit get me skinny?
It will help a bit if you do it consistently, but it might not be enough to get significant results. You have to focus on your diet as well. You should eat smaller portions and more frequent meals. Cut out the junk food and processed food. Make fruit and veggies staples in your diet. Eat well-rounded meals and cut down a bit on the amount of food you're eating. I don't know what your eating habits are but these are just tips in general - I don't know what you're eating or how much of it. But try to get some real exercise as well. Start off small and gradually build up the length and intensity of your workouts. Maybe go on a treadmill or go for a walk/run for 20 minutes a day, and then gradually increase it. Once you do it and get into the routine it will be easier for you because you'll start to see results and you'll start to feel better. It's frustrating at first because you're putting so much effort into it and you may not see results right away. The hardest part is starting the routine and then it gets easier. The combination of diet and exercise helps a lot.. and the wii fit should help you get started and get into the habit. Don't count on just that to help you lose significant weight. I hope this helps.. and good luck :)