What's a good comeback to this message?
So you ask a question to your fellow friend/cousin/whoever, and in response he says: "Stop, I don't need to answer that because I'm older than you." In reality, this person is only a year older than you. What is a good message to say in response to what he said?
Come up with a GOOD comeback. Easy 10 points.?
youre ugly. i win.
Good comebacks for my older cousin?
Here are my TOP TEN comebacks for - If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? 10. If my foot were in your mouth would you still ask stupid questions? 9. If you didn't have fingers would you still pick your nose? 8. If you didn't have lips would you still kiss my butt? 7. If you had a personality would you still be a jerk? 6. If you had a brain would you still be an idiot? 5. If you didn't have parents would anyone adopt you? 4. If you didn't have money would you still have to buy friends? 3. If you didn't ask stupid questions would you still be annoying? 2. If you went away would you still be annoying? 1. If you shut your mouth would stupid still ooze from your ears?
What are some good comebacks for bragging?
There's this girl in my gym class that i faced in basketball with my friends. She's one of the annoying one's that think they're the best. Her team was winning (it was like 18-4, them), but she kept bragging about it and rubbing it in my team's face. I was really tempted to say, "I know. I can count." Anyway, what are some good comebacks for when that happens again?
What is a good comeback for being called a try hard?
That:s right i:m a try hard,because I don:t want to be a loser like you.
What is it like to be married to your cousin?
Edit 1- Thank you so much for the response. I actually decided to write after reading this:Anonymous's answer to What are some personal stories of being emotionally manipulated? I’ve been emotionally manipulated by my younger sister for over a decade. I now have low self-esteem, an avoidance of children and tweens, and a warped view of self.Whoever you are, I wish you all the best in your future endeavors and keep fighting. You gave me courage to write my own story. And there's a commenter who asked, 'why go anonymous if you're so proud?' I'm proud of myself for getting out of a marriage I don't like. I'm proud of myself for going against my parents because I trust and believe in my decision. I'm proud of myself for surviving without expecting any help from them.This is why I’m proud of myself.This is not an article with arguments, this is a declaration, for those of us who have survived.Cheers and have a wonderful day. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was married to my cousin (my mom's brother's son) when I was just 17.I am from a typical south Indian family, wherein most families, girls are married off at a very young age. And my family follows the tradition strictly.My mom was married when she was 15.My grandma? 12, yes, TWELVE.I was married to my cousin who was studying in Chennai, and he was 22. I've never seen him in awhile and I remember playing with him when I was a kid. Our marriage was hard and difficult. He didn't like getting married to me and I was too young to know the trouble my family put myself into. We didn't behave like an ordinary married couple. He would sometimes yell at me, and leave the house early in the morning and get back home at late night. It was years later I discovered that he actually loved some other girl in college and they were still in contact even after the marriage.I soon distance myself from him and we only have a minimal conversation.I was turning 22 and I thought the life I live is meaningless. I don't find happiness in this marriage and I felt like I was being a burden to him.I filed for a divorce even when my family threaten to disown me. I left my family and choose to stay and work in Bangalore. Currently, 25, still single and couldn't be prouder.
I have a bossy cousin!?
My cousin Page is a year younger than me. (she's 12 I'm 13.) and she always finds a way to boss my brother, my other cousins and I around all the time. She will want to play base ball but she has to be the captain and everyone else is just like your wish is my command Page! (Basically) so it gets really annoying. She is REALLY smart so I NEVER have any good comebacks! Her mom is like "Oh Pagey-Waggey! The cutest girl in the world! I'm going to spoil you rotten and blah blah blah!" (well I may be over reacting) but she doesn't see anything wrong with Page and nether does my mom! My brother will only hang out with me if sage does too. So let's say we started to play colorsMy cousin Sage is a year younger than me. (she's 12 I'm 13.) and she always finds a way to boss my brother, my other cousins and I around all the time. She will want to play base ball but she has to be the captain and everyone else is just like your wish is my command Sage! (Basically) so it gets really annoying. She is REALLY smart so I NEVER have any good comebacks! Her mom is like "Oh Sagey-Waggey! The cutest girl in the world! I'm going to spoil you rotten and blah blah blah!" (well I may be over reacting) but she doesn't see anything wrong with Page and nether does my mom! My brother will only hang out with me if Page does too. So let's say we started to play colors in the pool. It would FINALLY be my turn and Page would be like its a little humid I'm gonna get out for a while. And my brother Jake would just be like I QUIT! And she doesnt act like this towards anyone else, just me and my cousins and brother. Any ideas of what I can do about this? Any witty comebacks? in the pool. It would FINALLY be my turn and sPage would be like its a little humid I'm gonna get out for a while. And my brother Jake would just be like I QUIT! And she doesnt act like this towards anyone else, just me and my cousins and brother. Any ideas of what I can do about this? Any witty comebacks?
I need comebacks to say to my brother when he insults me?
Good Comebacks Ok....if I throw you a stick will you leave me alone? He says: "you say somethin?" You say: "you wish i said somethin" What's your excuse? Do you hear that? That's the sound of me not caring. Well, your face looks funny, but do you hear me saying anything? Them: Are You Listening? Me: No Im Waiting For You To Stop Wasting Your Time. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you? A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY A$$ mirrors don't talk but lucky for you they don't laugh either Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege. if you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one!! I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!! Our Earth is full. Go home. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom! You dont know me, you just wish you did Them: I'd usually snap back, but it's Be Nice to Animals Week. Me: WELL THEN WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU?
What do you think about people who brag about being older than you?
OK, if a 7 year-old boasts about their superior age over a 6 year-old, I'm cool with that. But when a 50 year-old brags about being older than a 20 year-old, come on now! You've all heard it. Statements like, "I was free-love'n-it all at Woodstock while you were still a gleam in your mama's eye." Who bleap'n cares? :) When somebody says something like that, do you get jealous and wish you were 30 years older? Of course not. What do you think?
My cousin is annoying and disrespectful towards me?
My younger cousin who is 13 years old is visiting for Thanksgiving. We usually get along but she is really annoying me. I am a college student and my finals are coming up and I have a lot of assignments and reading to do this weekend, however she and my younger brother and my other little cousin are begging me to take them out and they won't stop asking me and now they are mad at me and said I am boring because I can't go out. She said that I should entertain her because she's a guest and and she won't come visit anymore if I don't. She is really demanding and asks me to do stuff for her like make hot chocolate and gets mad if I say no. She also made fun of me and laughed when she asked me if I am a virgin, and I lied and said yes because it's a personal question and plus she is too young to talk to about stuff like that. My younger brother also makes fun of me because I don't go out that much and he says I should go out every weekend because I am in college. Even my little cousin who is 9 years old makes fun of me too. I just hate it because I feel like they walk all over me. They think I am a loser and don't respect me at all, but they expect me to do everything for them. I used to tolerate it but it's starting to bother me a lot and I don't know how to deal with it.