[Guys] Can burping be a sign of flirting?
Sometimes when we're just messing around in class or walking in the hall, he'll just burp and blow it in my direction..we're pretty comfortable around each other because it doesn't gross me out or anything so i said i'd get him back, next day he did it again, except later i got him back...and missed xD but STILL, we were laughing it wasn't a gross type of thing. we're both really chill, he's like...a hippie type and likes girls who are...um, rough? well not in a "sex" way, but just girls who are themselves. So i just want to know is this flirting or are we just TOO comfortable around each other, meaning i'm stuck in the friends zone. :/ also, we laugh and stuff a lot, sometimes he's distant but for the most part, he's usually talking to me and making weird hand motions..haha he's a funny kid.
Why is farting not acceptable during sex?
fart and hold your partners head under the covers. its the bees knees :]
How can I survive a constantly farting and stinking coworker?
A fan might help. Do talk to your boss and see if one of you can be moved somehow, turned, screened off or enclosed in some way, or if, at least, the office will supply a fan. Both of you have ‘disabilities’ that need accommodation, so the office should be willing to make some changes to help.It sounds a bit as if it is more than the smell since you don’t respect this guy’s work ethic/behavior either, so ask yourself how much is one or the other and try to deal with the psych part - learning mindfulness might help both (lots on how on the internet).We had a 20[year employee who was totally addicted to cigarettes (before smoking was banned in offices). We actually put him in an office by himself, got an air cleaner, etc., because several people around him were getting nearly ill from the chain smoking. We paid for treatments, patches, hypnotism, etc., One day he didn’t show for work and we soon found he’d eaten a large lobster dinner, knowing he had a fatal allergy to it… and died. That’s how much he couldn’t give up smoking. It isn’t worth anyone’s life letting these things go without solutions that work for everyone if there is any way to find one. In that case, everyone liked the guy and the guilt was terrible.
Gross question....diarrhea, farting during period?
its gross, i know. but the same thing happens to me. its actually super common. just take anti-gas pills and perhaps take half a dose of an anti-diarrheal (if it says take two, just start with one. if it doesn't work within an hour or two, take the other. drink lots of water, it'll help with isn't being a girl fun?! haha :P hope you're feeling better soon! oh and if you're wondering why this happens, check out this guys answer. he covers it all: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?... :)
Why do people fart more when they wake up in the morning?
It is a post digestion situation; prime activity is mostly in descending colon, and then it normally triggers in horizontal colon and ascending colon and further. Gasses are indication that you are preparing for going to toilet; that is a general requirement in mornings. I believe it is a good sign that gasses are released in this way. If these are blocked, that means bowel movement would become difficult. So, the body prepares itself in a natural way (but slightly indecent way) for throwing off the waste products and easing itself up.
Girls openly tell guys they're "gross" when they fart, sweat, burp, etc. So, why is it socially unacceptable for guys to do the same to girls regarding their periods?
If someone is sweating it's natural, not gross, so I say nothing because it would be rude and unecessary to comment.If someone farts because people fart and it happens, i say nothing. It’s potentially smelly and yea bad smells smell bad so it's kinda gross but polite people would not comment.If someone drank a soda and they let out a burp it's understandable and not gross so I'd say nothing since it would be rude to embarrass them for something they can't control.If a girl is having her period it's natural and not gross so no one should say anything because to do so would be to shame them for the bodily function that allows for the continuation of our species.Girls sweat, burp, and fart just like guys do. Guys don't have periods. It's impolite to comment on ANYTHING embarassing that is out of a person's control.If someone is sweating profusely and wants to come hug me and wipe their human juices on me, it's gross and rude and I will tell them to stop.If someone farts and proudly points their arse in my direction so I'm in the line of fragrant fire, it's gross and rude and I'll tell them to stop.If someone turns and belches a hot wet burp in my face, it is gross and rude I'll tell them to stop.If a girl is having her period and she pulls out a used bloody tampon and lays it on your desk, it's gross and rude and you should absolutely tell her to stop.You know the difference. You know why it's not okay. We don't brandish our periods around like red badges of honor. It is something that we have absolutely 0 control over. Zilch. We can only keep ourselves clean and hygienic and deal with guys acting like clean unused cotton pads and tampons are these crazy disgusting things.Are you grossed out by clean toilet paper? If your girlfriend/mom/sister asked you to pick up toilet paper from the store would you moan and whine about how ‘'disgusting’ it is like you were asked to clean the garage with your tongue?No?It’s the exact same concept.Now cut the shit.
Why would this guy stare at me constantly, but act uninterested when I try and talk to him, along with never making eye contact with me?
Ok, If he is staring at you constantly then he definitely likes you. Because the thing with us guys is that we always concentrates on the next best thing available. So if he is still staring you although there is the best thing available to him, then he definitely likes you. But he can not talk to you or make eye contact with you maybe because he is shy. Or he is afraid of the fact that if he try and talk to you about being friend with him then maybe you will reject him. So he is in dilemma. He can not make eye contact with you maybe because he saw you when you caught staring him at you. So he is ashamed that how would you think about him.Well its common thing with the guys, and also has happened to me.Maybe he will never be able to talk to you, because i never did.But the decision about that is on you, whether you like him or not.If you don't like him as he is then either tell him to not stare at you that it makes you feel awkward and insecure or stop thinking about neither you can help him nor he can help him, himself.Or if you like him then keep trying, he will eventually come out of the shyness.
How do you react when someone farts?
“Air Raid”. Yelled some one loudly. We ran for cover. Unfortunately, there was no room to move let alone ran. All we could do were merely holding our breath until the elevator door opened. Like a robotic mouth that was too full, all its passengers were vomit out in one shot.All of us gagged like we have been poisoned. The only one didn’t doubled over or covered his nose was an old Asian man with a straight face. The all too obvious culprit who though embarrassed but was not bold enough to face the music.All of us have at least FART once or victimize by it once in public places during our life time. You can fact check this by going down the memory lane. The moment as you recall could be a laughing moment if there was someone endearing or it could just be a moment you pinched your nose while cussed in silence.Only the social inept would accept responsibilities and laugh about it. Like this guy who wrote this poem: Fart is my own gas. I let it out to play. unfortunately, it never came back, obviously swallowed by greedy people like you.Whether we are the culprit or the victim. We all know FART ranks high on the list of uncontrollable body functions to be caught doing in public. An act that somehow has no problem doing in front of family members especially spouses. It’s a rite that lovers has no shame to laugh in your face while doing it.The other day, I was working in the garage, my dog Elvis came laid by me as usual. All of a sudden, he let out a big bomb and I had to leave what I was doing until the stench went away. Nothing I could do. As I was about to tell my wife what just happened. She let one out too. I can only fled the scene of these air polluters. I know I was loved by both the wife and Elvis, an Akita that has been with me for 18 years.
Ladies have you farted in front of your boyfriend?
I love some of these answers. Personally, as weird as this sounds, I know I've met a keeper when she's able to fart in front of me. That means that she's so comfortable with me that doing that kind of stuff in my presence doesn't embarrass her.
My girlfriend farts loud and smelly, what should I do?
I dated a pretty woman once that farted a lot, but they were small and quiet and didn't smell too awful. She was vegan and ate a lot of beans and veggies, so I think that was why. I tried to make light of it, joke around to ease the tension, but she always acted like she didn't know what I was talking about. She refused to acknowledge the farts or my efforts to brush it off, show her I didn't mind. It made me uncomfortable that we couldn't communicate. I stopped asking her out. She probably thought it was because of the farting, but it wasn't.My point is be happy that her fault (apparently her biggest fault that that is what you are complaining about), is so insignificant. We should all be so lucky to have a girlfriend with that as her greatest fault.