Have you ever been put into Facebook jail?
Yes many times, as accounts blocked, messenger blocked, posting to groups blocked, seems that they are clamping down a lot on this also.
Have you ever been put in handcuffs by a cop?
I was riding in the back of a truck on the strip in Myrtle Beach. A policeman approached and told me to sit in the bed of the truck and not on the side panel. I said, “Yes sir,” and slid down into the truck bed. We all laughed about how I’d be going to jail for underage drinking had he checked my cup and discovered the beer.As soon as we got down the strip out of site I sat back up on the side panel. I didn’t notice as we approached the same policeman. There was a huge crowd, music blaring, beer being drank and etc. The last thing I was concerned about was the police.He walked right up behind me and said, “I asked you to sit safely in the bed of the truck. Come with me.”I tried to scoot back into the bed and apologize. He didn’t want any part of it and made me get out if the truck. As I stood there holding the half empty beer he got a knowingly look of realization and asked, “What’s in the cup?”“I’m going to be honest officer,” I began. “I just pissed in this cup.”Unexpectedly he took the cup from me, held it to his nose and sniffed. “If you pissed in this cup, you sure have drank a lot of beer.”Busted I admitted it was a beer. He then informed me I would be going to jail for underage drinking. He called for back up. Several of my friends began to beg for my release pointing out that my hotel was coincidentally right behind us.For the first time, I noticed on the balcony above us were all my friends- including the ladies! Not wanting to blow an opportunity to impress the girls I said to the officer, “You had better put me in handcuffs.”“Why,” he asked. “You’re good.”“I want the chicks to see me getting arrested,” I confessed. “It might help me later if you know what I mean. I want to look cool.”He took his cuffs out and began to place them on me. The gathered crowd on the balcony above all booed and protested. I looked up smiling.“I hope this helps you get laid,” he said.Moments later a golf cart pulled up driven by another officer. It was his backup and my transport. The officer placed me on the back of the cart and removed the cuffs. I had expected to be taken away after placement in the back seat of a police cruiser with full dramatic effect. My buddies on the balcony were all laughing at the police golf cart.“You going to play golf?” One yelled as we drove slowly away to jail.Needless to say, the arrest did not improve my love life. It did cost me $125 and my dignity.
Have you ever been put in a drunk tank? Why, and how was it?
I was put in there for being intoxicated while walking about the E-club. Some of us were making too much noise so the MPs showed up. The drunk tank is just a cold large concrete cell with a long bench on either side wall. They put you in there and leave you be for many long hours. You are not allowed to talk. Finally they just let you go on your way. On the following work day you'll stand for Captains mass. Were you will be judged accordingly. Usually an offender gets extra duty with reduced pay for a month.
Have you ever been put in a car trunk/boot?
I once snuck a ride to my gf's on the trunk of her parent's car since it was not shut so I took advantage of the free ride.I waited 7 minutes then I got out and rang the bell and said I drove all the way up there just to visit their daughter.They invited me for dinner but then when we are eating, when her dad mentioned me driving all the way there late in the night, there is this grin on my face remembering I hid in the trunk so I just said I miss your daughter so much I have a separation anxiety, to cover up my grin.
Have you ever put a Capri Sun in the microwave?
You called me stupid and your doing this. On my correctly punctuated one the first sentence is this if you look where the full stop is. Me and my ex-girlfriend broke up last month. I don't see anything wrong with this sentence if you can please post it I will make a new question so we can carry on this conversation on that one and stop flooding each others non-relevant questions with this.
Poll: Have you ever been put in a mental hospital?
I haven't been to a mental hospital, but I've been kept on hold in the Er for suicidal thoughts a couple of times.I got therapists and felt better after so they let me go home instead of locking me up somewhere. Both of the situations were for different reasons and were a few years apart. I had some long term therapy after the second situation and it hasn't happened since.
Have you ever been put in diapers against your will?
Yes I have I got in trouble at school and when I got home my parents were waiting for me with adult diapers and they put soap in my mouth and spaked the heck out of me and put me in diapers for the weekend worst weekend of my life I will never do this to my kids I’ll probably send them to there rooms for the weekend and only let them come out for breakfast lunch and dinner and to go shopping and that’s it
Have you ever been put on probation at work and then went on to success in the position? Do you know anyone who ever has?
Nope, I wasn't. Almost every job I got was limited term researcher. When your project itself is only for one year what probation?There may have been people who have done it. I am not aware.All the very best! Regards,Swaroopa Blog.
Have you ever been put under general anesthesia, and would you describe this as analgous to death?
I've read many questions like, "what do you think happens to you when you die." I often use the experience of being put under general anesthesia as an answer. The reason why is because both times I've been given general anesthesia, I can only describe it as being "dead." There is no awareness, no feeling, no sense of time passing, no nothing. You just go "off" one second, and then come "on" then next. I feel quite certain that were I to have died on the table, I'd have never known the difference. I simply wouldn't have come "on" again, and I'd be indifferent to the experience.
Have you ever been put in your place by someone much younger than you?
YES! When I first started dating my wife, she was divorced with children from that previous marriage.My wife’s ex would come once a month to pick up the kids for his weekend visitation. My wife, and soon I did this too—would call him “dweeb”. She tried not to say it in front of the kids, but when you say things a lot—they hear.One time we were talking about the guy—”dweeb”, and my wife’s oldest daughter comes out of her room—her face angry. I would describe it as a righteous anger.“You don’t have to call him ‘dweeb’!” she said, not really yelling, but forceful.And she was right. It was wrong of us to do that. We were ashamed of ourselves. Right then and there, we made a pact we would never again talk their father down, or call him any names or say anything negative about him at all—even if the kids were not present.They will hear you at some point, they will pick up on it, and unless the other parent is truly bad—like criminal, you should always let them learn about the divorced parent on their own. Maybe with the kids, they might be good, even if they are bad with you.Let them have their own relationship with the divorced parent—without any interference from you. We took this as our basic policy, without any regard whatsoever whether or not he followed the same policy (he did not—but that’s besides the point).This was in the 90s. The girls are all grown up now with kids of their own. We do not regret the policy we adopted—refraining from any badmouthing of their father. It was the right thing to do.