Hey Girls Help A Dude

Why don't girls like guys who text them "Hi” or "Hey"?

First they don't like it because it is boring. They don't know if you are just asking for homework or looking for a flirty chat. They have to invest their time to figure out what you want. Thats exhausting. Second, you should practice. Maybe not on your crush but on girls you know and think they are nice. Start a conversation and try to hold it. Try it on social media as it gives you some time to think about your answer. Is it sarcastic, will she get it? are you to aggressive as a flirter, is the topic getting boring. Try it. After some experiance you should be able to be flirty in person.So, what could you write her as a first message.Option 1: Direct approach. What do you want? Communicate it! Would you like to go to a coffe with her, then say "Hi, how are you. Would you like to go on a coffe tomorrow after ..."Option 2: You don't know anything about her:What made you curious about her? Her Bikini pictures? Boy thats not a good opener. Aks her about where the picture was made. How she got there, what other places she would like to see...If you talk or write with them try different things. Try to be witty, try to be cheeky, try to be a jerk (i asume you will not be a real jerk, but think you are). As a general recipe ask her about thinks either you are interessted in, or you would like to see in a future partner (if you think about dating her). Should she be able to dance Tango, or be interessted in learning it? Is she a couch potato and watches movies 8 hours a day and plays video games or goes out with a skateboard and likes climbing. What would your ideal girl look like? Check if she matches your expectations.

What do guys “never” tell girls?

We also get upset sometimes (not too often) and most of time we are just like “koi ni chohd” but sometimes we really want you to say at least a sorry.We are emotional too but our tolerance level is much higher.Don’t try to check our whatsApp photos, It will always contain so many non-veg pictures.Unlike you, we can’t share so many things about you with our friends. Because we know that they will use those things to make fun of us.Too much make up can be a turn off thing (it applies for me). Your soft lips especially with light shades lipstick can be too much seducing.We respect your individuality and freedom. But If you give someone more attention especially in front of us. Then really it makes us angry a bit.Please don’t ruin our match. We love sports.Don’t say veg biryani a biryani. I hate to say it biryani without meat. You must say it just pulao or rice.We have so many problems to look after, So we expect you to not make it more difficult with senseless arguments and fights.Never assume anything, Please ask us, We will tell you honestly.Yes we stalk your profile regularly on social networking sites.We even save some pictures of you for forever. Even we makes double back up in case of any data lost.You can’t even imagine our loyalty.We even ignore some hot girls around us in front of you. Too avoid jealousy.If we say we care about you. Then we means it. Otherwise we hate to agree on everything.We loves to be sorted in our life and sometimes (not too much) expect the same from you.Yes we do watch porn.We don’t promise everything but we always care about your happiness.I would like to share one thing on the behalf of my friend. His girlfriend broke with him after 10 months by just saying “I don’t feel that way now”. So be sure before committing to us.Don’t hurt us to the extent at which we don’t even want to see your face. Yes of course, we can be so rude.Last One: It can be easy for you to move on. But for me It would be the most difficult thing because I can’t even share my pain with anyone. But If you really want to move on then please let me know. I promise you that I will never see your face again.

What do guys wish girls knew?

Disclaimer - “ I am writing this on the behalf of my personal experience, thoughts may vary person to person.Dont want to hurt anyone's sentiments.”● “Girls on top” we simply love it.● “Sexting” or “phone sex” could be fun sometimes, specially when we are in a long distance relationship.● “Masturbate” , whether we are single or in a relationship, no matter what, but we do masturbate, yes of course the frequency is much lower in case of a healthy relationship.● “Porn” ; yes , we are frequent visitors of pornhub, naughty america, pornkyktube etc etc. But hey, we don't waste our money for their membership.● We love cuddling.● “Sense of humor”; this is one of the most essential thing, we want in our partner.● Yes, we are emotional, we cry, we care, we love, we feel, its just that we are not good at expressing it.● it feels special, when we are top in your priority list. (Of course ,after your parents).● Sometimes your possessiveness makes us feel better, I repeat only sometimes. ( Not over possessiveness, it sucks)● Yes, we do check out girls. ( Most of the time , we do)● Hands down; yes you girls are selfie queen, but we cannot be king.● It feels awkward, when you put everything on social media.● We hate it, when you start hiding things from us. Sometimes these little things matter a lot.● Seldom we don't understand, why do girls hide their alternate mobile number from us ?● We hate it, when you compare us to your male best friend or ex or even your brother.● A girl and a boy can be friends, infact best friends. But this theory doesn't seem relevant, when it comes to us. ( Somewhere, we don't like your male bestie.)● Yes, guys are romantic, infact they can be more romantic than you could imagine.● Yes, we do care about our physic.● You girls can be more graceful and appealing, when you put ethnic on.● Yes, we love it, when you smile even on our silly jokes.● Yes, guys like to flirt with girls, but every flirty guy is not a casanova.● Yes, male ego exists.● We love it, when you introduce us to your family or friends.● We hate it, when you introduce us to them, but as a friend.