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Hey How Would U Describe Ender

How many valentines can a person have?

You can't explain that.
The sun comes up, the sun goes down. The tide comes in, the tide goes out. You just can't explain these things.

Hi! how would u describe ender's game in a word, maybe with a metaphor or an adjective? thx!?

Mind blown.
(two words but hey)

I would like some ideas for sexy text messages that I can send 2 my bf. worded tastefully.?

I hope this helps:

I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.
Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing there
& she hugged me & said,
“U have won my trust.”


Another one:

Behind every successful woman,
there is a satisfied man!

another one:

1st time I came close to u
I was scared to touch u.
1st time I touched u
I was scared to kiss u.
1st time I kissed u
I was scared to make luv to u.
but now dat I luv u
I’m scared to lose u!




Another one:

Dear boyfriend,
Do you take me
2 b your lawful text mate,
2 have & 2 hold,
4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes,
in text messaging
n in poor signal,
till low battery do us part?


Another one:

Last night ,
thinking of u,
one tear rolled out,
i asked why r u out?
Tear said there is someone
so beautiful in ur eyes,
now there is no place for me
in your eyes

Another one:

Years ago
i came into this world
naked & screaming
My goodness!
now things have change..
when im naked
somebody else does the screaming.

Another one:

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
At night I do not SLEEP
because I am HUNGRY!

Another one:

I want to suck you… lick you…
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…yep,
tat’s how u…
eat an ice cream.


Another one:

Girls grow up when they
start to put lipstick and
boys grow up when they
start to wipe it off!

Hello,Endermen are odd creatures. For one thing, they come from another demension or reality, one where an evil dictator holds them there and kills them. I am speaking if the enderdragin.During you battle he bumps into and kills enderman by accident, but it seems as though he doesn’t even care. The few that escape, make ito the Steve world. I believe as so many others, is that they sacrifice themselves for you, the player. You need enderpearls and eyes of ender to get to the end. Now if I were a sacrificial warrior try to save my people by giving me life, I would not give it to a noob, who has no chance of winning. I would give it to a strong and powerful warrior who had the strength to do the task that I couldn’t do.When you beat the enderdragon the endearment stop coming to you world. They stop challenging you to battle. You have freed, (freeed, Fred?) them. This is my exsplanation to why they attack you.If you go to game theory and watch what ended an are, it will give a pretty much better exsplanation of what I gave.

I had a bad day, cheer me up?

hey....come on every1 ur day will b the way u take it.....
read some jokes....go out with ur friends......make ur self busy with the things u like........cheer up ur self.........

now the only way i can cheer u is by telling u a funny story......i like this story hope u all too........
**********
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
***********

How many words can you make from "remember your valentine"?

you are nan
your beer
remember you are elite
vital meme
you are alive
invent your meme
i ate you
i eat you
lean in me
lean on you
lean on me
you are late
you are neat
remember our line
you are native
invent me
err me!
remember our eve
remember you lie
remember your note

remember your nine
remember your ten
remember our nine
remember our ten
remember our alien
member your alien
remember your intel

remember your teen
remember our nite (as night)

remember our event
remember your event

your meme
our meme

re Ali!

You look him in the eye and say OUT LOUD “hey hon, Valentine’s is coming up, and I’d really like us to exchange gifts”Because if you expect a gift, you better be willing to buy a gift as well.

WARNING: SPOILERSThis is actually a really big part of the plot in the first three books.At the end of City of Bones, Valentine Morgenstern, reveals to Clary and Jace that they are siblings, and his children. Jace is not Jonathan Christoper Wayland, as he believed, but Jonathan Christoper Morgenstern. By this point in the story, Hodge had revealed to Clary that Valentine was her father, but she had no clue about Jace. She, like Luke and Jocelyn (her mother), believe Jonathan Morgenstern to be dead.City of Ashes is basically a huge angst-fest for Clary and Jace. Due to the fact that they are siblings and in love, it just makes them both pretty miserable.It isn't until the end of City of Glass that the whole mess is sorted out. Jace, as it turns out, is not Jonathan Christoper Wayland or Jonathan Christoper Mogenstern. Instead, he is Jonathan Christoper Herondale, the son of Valentine's right-hand man Stephan Herondale and his wife Cecile. Valentine raised Jace because he had experimented with Jace's blood while Cecile was pregnant. Instead of the usual amount of angel blood most Shadowhunters possess, Jace had more. Jace was designed to be the perfect foil to Valentine's blood son, Jonathan Christoper Morgenstern, who had survived. In City of Glass, the younger Morgenstern is introduced as Sebastian, and that is what he goes by for the rest of the series.

I'm stumped - where to find Mai Valentine in yu-gi-oh of the Sacred cards?

Once you defeated that person you're suppose to head to "the Building". That's the location name, you find it on the map. It's like at the top-middle of the town map.

If you need a visual aid, see the following video on Youtube : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-48L-niiC...

What do you get a guy for valentines day?

I'm a guy. I explain guy things for you.

Valentines Day, like many holidays, is performance event. Many of these performance events exist. Just about every "Date" is one. Meeting parents. Anniversaries. Birthdays. Why do I call them "performance events?"

Simple. Girls like it when we perform. They like gifts, they like it when we put on our little monkey suits and dance for their pleasure. We don't particularly, but we do it anyway. Why? Because Girls Like it, and we like Girls!

Sound oversimplified? It is, but not by much. I'm not just talking about "liking girls" in a "we wanna get our rocks off" kinda sense, either. The point is, Ladies... Your guy wants *you*. He doesn't care about "stuff" so much. He goes through all that song and dance, all the gifts, the dinners, the "acting civilized", etc.. to get YOU. Maybe some guys are just "to get you in the sack", but a lot of us are in for more than that.

99% of all men have never given a damn about cutesy, kitchy "Stuff".. We don't care about cards, fancy candy, flowers, etc. What we care about is making sure you're happy with us, that we have performed our monkey dance adequately, and that the "relationship" is going in a suitably positive direction.. one where we "have you."

Sometimes it's testosterone driven, sometimes it's not.. but one way or another, WHAT WE WANT is sitting across the table from us, or next to us on the couch. That's why we bother with holidays at all. Because the women in our lives value them, and we value the women in our lives.

Ladies, Dinner's fine.. we like good food. It's practical, and enjoyable. If you *insist* on gifts of stuff, give your fella something he personally finds useful, or enjoyable.. a case of his favorite beer, some kind of tool widget, some component for one of his hobbies or interests, or a gift certificate to someplace that sells such.. But honestly.. We don't generally care about "Stuff".. and romance, to those of us who are interested in it, isn't about *stuff".. it's about the performance.

So show your man you appreciate his performance, and he'll be quite happy. That's what guys want, to know their labors are valued, and that "things are good" where we want them to be.

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