How can I pass a drug test for marijuana?
Passing a drug test largely depends on your metabolism. If you have a slow metabolism, there is no detox method that will allow you to pass. Also, THC is the most difficult drug to clear from your system. The method I am about to describe to you works best for things like cocaine and heroin (this is why drug tests are so counterintuitive…. It is so much easier to pass a drug test after doing hard drugs than it is to pass after using a harmless drug like marijuana… but that is a topic for another post; I digress…).Puriclean Instant works wonders. You can purchase it at most head shops. I have only had success using this brand. I do not advise any other brand of detox drink, mainly because other drinks are masking drinks rather than detox drinks; Puriclean won't cause you to fail because of dilution. Here are the steps you should follow to make the drink most effective:Drink fluids (as much as humanly possible) for as long as you can from now until about 4 hours before the test.Drink the Puriclean Instant about three hours before the test. Your urine should be clean about 3 hours after you consume the drink and it will remain clean for about 5 more hours after that time. So basically, you have a 5 hour window of time in which you can pee that starts 3 hours after consuming the drink.Urinate three times after consuming the drink and give them your fourth sample.Eat as little as possible, but if you must eat then definitely no fatty foods (butter, sugar, dairy, cheese etc).No chemicals from now until the test (nicotine, caffeine, etc).This method has only worked for me personally when I was trying to clear cocaine from my body for a drug test several years ago. I do know two people, however, who have used this drink and method successfully for THC. They had been smoking habitually for several months, and then stopped about 5 days before the test, used this method, and passed. I also have a friend who routinely used this method successfully to clear their system of heroin for weekly urine screenings that were a condition of their parole.Puriclean Instant will actually give you a refund if you don't pass your test.Best of luck! Let me know how it goes, and if you have any further questions feel free to message me.
Does Kaiser Permanente use five- and/or nine-panel drug testing for pre-employment screening?
The lab usually has an account set up for a client such that they can order a 5 drug, 8 drug, 9 drug or 12 drug panel(and sometimes variations of these). Each client can ask for any panel they want at collection. Therefore, the lab has no way of knowing which one will be ordered. You are best to ask the collector or the company which you are applying for employment. They will usually tell you, but they make a note of your question and will expect a positive result based on this type of question.
How can I pass a urine drug test for THC? What are my options?
I can help! well, it entirely depends on what kind of job you are getting. If its a federal job, or a union job... you're fucked. But! if its a normal job where you are just going to a clinic to piss in a cup in a bathroom, then i can help.You need to go to your local head shop (i hope you know what this is) and buy a product called Monkey Whiz. (Urine testing, Oral testing, Saliva testing).This definitely works. i know this because i did this just a few weeks ago. Inthe exact situation as yours. The large box comes with a strap to use, but i just bought the urine and wore compression shorts for biking. put the heating pad on it and put the synthetic urine into you pants, preferably on your genitals, as they give off a lot of heat. If the product is not the correct temperature, it will trigger a red flag, and they will know that you are cheating. Conveniently, there is a temperature reader on the side.When you go into the office, you have to empty your pockets.Since its not a federal or union job, they can not search you below your waist or above your knees. Don't walk all awkwardly. Just chill, relax, and put your fake piss into the cup WHILE you're pissing. This masks the sound of it. Also, put all trash back into your pants, because they check the toilet to see if you've used anything. also, don't flush. just piss., and leave it there.HOPE THIS HELPS!!!
Drug testing?
A hair sample will be tested for what if any drugs have been in your system in the last 6 months. The urine will determine anything recent. With the exception of (LSD, and ACID) which are disposed by the body very quickly, but retained in the spinal fluid.
How do I pass a drug test in 2 hours for weed & meth?
You will need:32oz bottle of Gatorade (I always use cool blue, but the flavor probably doesn't matter)One pouch of Sure-Jell Certo fruit pectin (a box with 2 pouches is available at most grocery storestore for $3)2 bottles of waterSteps to be taken roughly 2 hours before your test:Drink enough of your Gatorade to allow space for the contents of the pouch of Certo to be squeezed into the bottle.Shake bottle and drink all of it as quickly as possible.After the Gatorade is gone, drink 2 bottles of water quicklyDrinking everything usually takes me 30-40 minutes, because it's such an uncomfortable amount of fluids to ingest so fast. Make sure you pee at least twice before peeing for the urine sample. It’s pretty easy to pee after consuming so much liquid, so don't even worry about not being able to go. You’ll have to, trust me.This method has worked for me countless times for both lab urine tests, and basic four-panel tests. I’ve never tested positive for amphetamines using this trick, and on some occasions, I had used the night before the test. It also works for marijuana, but does NOT work for cocaine or opiates.Good luck!