What to reply when someone says "i've been better"?
Ask her why things aren't better now. She may or may not want to give an answer and if she doesn't, don't push.
How do you reply when someone says that your pretty and they're gorgeous?
i think its very nice of her, you may think she's gorgeous but perhaps she isn't vain nor is worried by those sort of things. i would just say jokingly thank you, its a good thing there's 2 good looking girls around, not many of us left, or something like that. some comments below about this being rude are 'off their trolleys'. this girls given you a compliment and they're telling you how rude she is. they need their heads testing lol
How do you reply when someone says they are getting married?
Most people naturally congratulate someone, unless they really aren't happy for them. If you don't agree with it then your congratulation is usually fake and most people can tell.
How should I reply if someone says, “You're ugly!”?
Just be like :- “Oh really? Thank you so much for the compliment.. I was trying to be like you… Did you like it??”Give a sharp look in the eye to the person and walk off.. :-pTried and tested..!! ;-p It works. ;-) This is straightforward insult approach.OrA passive aggressive but witty reply:Be like: “Ohhhh!!! I know dude.. Would you guide me to the way to mastering the outer beauty/handsomeness which you possess?? Internally however shit you are; you do possess external beauty/handsomeness and so you would reeeaaally be doing me a favour by helping me out...” Smile and walk off..Don't even wait to listen to the reply.. They will keep wondering what you just said and you will be wearing a thug life goggle and be having a cigarette in your mouth..*ting ting ting ting ting ting* ;-p
How do you reply to someone who says "Your hair is so long?"?
My hair is really long and people always comment on it. I used to say thank you but my mom said that is rude. I don't want to sound snotty by saying "I know right?!?!" Could I say "yes" or "I agree?"
What is the polite / nice way of replying when someone says they had a long, tough day?
Offer them a huge smile and a cup of tea. Sometimes when you say nothing, you mean everything.
When someone says they are old, what should I say?
Here are some classics:If:Younger than you - "Wait till you get to be my age."Same age - "You and me both."Older but in good shape - "I just hope I look as good as you when I get to be your age.Showing their age - "You're not getting older, you're getting wiser/better."As the others suggest, a nod is sufficient as well.
What is a cute reply when someone says "Tell me something" or "What are you thinking about?"?
"i was just thinking how that table would be a good drop-off point for top-secret documents, out of the way, no CCTV cameras, very little chance of an ambush got to think of these things when you are The Raven"
How do you respond to someone who says they don't like you?
I am so glad that at my age these situations rarely come up any more. So very glad! I feel for you.The best answer would depend on the situation.At a party, just a brief, “Nor do you have to” or an even briefer “Okay” as you calmly turn and move to another group of people is all that is called for.In a job interview, a polite and respectful reply along the lines of, “I’m sorry to hear that. Is there something I could change that would help us get past this?” might be helpful.From a casual friend, reply honestly. “Really? I had no idea! How did I hurt you and how can I make things right between us?”From a little child, who might say something like this because he or she doesn’t know how to say “I’m mad at you” or “I’m very upset.” - a gentle smile with “Well, I like you. Want to play? (color, go outside, whatever)”It’s very uncomfortable to live with these uncomfortable feelings but please try not to get bagged down on this particular person’s very particular tastes. They might not be joined in this opinion by anyone else.
If a girl says "You're such a player aren't you" what would you reply?
For starters, it all depends, some girls just don't understand dorky humor and it flies right over their head. I say this because: you need to adapt your comedy to your surroundings, aka the girl. If she appreciates dorky humor than switch it up (I'll give examples at the bottom).“Do you do this with all your girls?!”“Only the pretty ones. :p Which reminds me, are you ready to help me go find some of those pretty girls, there aren't any around here.”or maybe“You're such a player aren't you?”“Look who's talking! You’re the one trying to steal my innocence!”or maybe“You have a lot of girls don't you?”“Well yeah, I've got my mom, my sister, I was hoping you'd give me your number, so you could text me your sisters number; she's always had a thing for me.”or“Bleh lots of girls bleh.”*stare into her eyes for a moment* *run like hell*or maybe even“Bleh girls bauwgevegfq3428h(t.”*get offended* “Why do you care!? You haven't even asked me how much I charge yet!” *slap them*or“Bleh girls bleh girls.”“Why do you care!? I haven't even asked you how much you charge yet!”or“Yeah, but I was hoping I'd shake things up a bit. I'm tired of always having to be with the prettiest girls, it's exhausting having to always be perfect all the time. That's why I found you instead.”I honestly could go on forever. I've used all of these and more many times.Just think of a way to turn the tables on her. I personally love when I can bust her balls and scream “hey you’re the perv hitting on me! I have standards!” Those are my favorite. Make her off to be the player trying to seduce you.You’ll eventually learn to make it up on the spot.My best advice is playful flirting through text/messages. I find that's the best place to practice; you've got time to think of a witty response.If she hasn't started texting you today, text her along the lines of:“hey, so I noticed you haven't left me any love-notes yet today?! We should just get the formalities out of the way, I've got a busy day ahead of me.”Anything implying that you know she's been thinking of you, and has just been playing hard to get. Even point that out “you don't have to play hard to get with me. I'm a busy guy. Don't waste my time. This cereal isn't going to cook itself!” Bleh bleh bleh etc. Just get practice in through texting where you can gain witful skills before you go out and have to think on the spot.