How do you get a spider out of your vagina?
This sunds reely gross i know but my boyfriend and I went camping in the smoky mountains and we got back 3 days ago. While we were there we got reeeely drunk and was smoking and had sex on the bear ground, there was rockes, dert, and insecs like red ants, catapillers, daddy long legs type spiders.. I think a spider may have crawled up my vagina becauz when I woke up in the middle of the night there was a spider down there and I nocked it away but now I have had lots of itching, slimy discharge and I feel like something is squirming around. And my lower stomack is sore and crampy. I am afraid there are eggs growing in there but I dont wanna go to emergney room cuz they will make fun of me. What shud I do?