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How To Win A Street Fight

How to win a street fight?

i have gotten into many of these when i was younger,
and i found the secret to win everyone, every time
now listen and read very carefully and i guarantee you it wont fail, its a very simple an effect technique, that works every time you simple walk away. its the only way to win a fight

How to win a street fight?

i m 14 year old in my school tutions everywhere there are some mischeveous boys
i often get caught in trouble with them i want to challenge them n defeat them in a street fight
i hav done karate for 4 months i m yellow belt i left it know but i know all the basics
can u pls tell me how to start with a street fight tell me all the weakest points of the human body where i can attack i want to know everything about our bodies weakiest points plus tell me some stratergies about how n what techniques should i use
also pls give me a site to refer

How do you win a street fight?

I have never been able to talk myself out of a fight that I wanted to avoid. As a kid, I got jumped by six guys from the neighborhood. I knew I was in for an ass-kicking so I hit the ground and protected the important areas. After that I went to my older and much meaner, huge cousin for advice. He smacked me right in the nose and said that’s lesson number one. Hit first, fast and hard. Lesson two. Learn to box, which he taught me through a number for whompings. Lesson three. Fight dirty, kick, poke, stomp, gouge and kick some more. Lesson four. If someone older picks on you, call me. Everyone in our part of town knew Tommy and they wanted no part of him. Tommy believed in escalation. Punch him, he hits you with a rock, kick him and he hits you with a bat. Never, ever get in a fight with someone like him. It held me in good stead for most of my teenage and on years. His advice worked so well that by the time I went in the Army I was paired up with another guy name Fraser, who had had two fights with a guy named Nino Benvenudi for the middle weight championship of the world. Well one day we got to sparring in a ring and I was feeling pretty hot. I caught him with a right hook that should have knocked him on his butt. Unfortunately,i t didn’t. He looked at me smiled and then hit me with about 100 or so jabs and slaps, none too hard just many, many, many. Afterward we went and had a beer which I sipped through my swollen lips and wondered. By the way Fraser was disqualified in both title fights for head butting. He was a good guy and a hell of a lot of fun. We NEVER sparred again. Another by the way. Both Tommy and Fraser were true carrot tops and they kind of looked alike.

How do I get good at street fights?

If you must ask, don't ever get into one. You shall never get good. You need to learn to show respect, even for your adversaries, and street fights are disrespectful to you, your adversary, anybody in your vicinity. Street fights are clear signs of physical and mental impotence of all who take part, including the police who may come to break it up, and onlookers, who watch from a distance and call for blood. If you hope to engage in a street fight to demonstrate your sexual power, you will be disappointed, and perhaps carved up like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone. But what if you are a 99% goofball and you simply crave to get out there and participate in a gutter brawl? The best advice I can give you is be prepared. 1) Carry a serious Swiss Army Knife at all times. 2) Remember, nothing in a street fight is unfair, you are putting your worthless life on the line for a rotten reason, so aim not to maim but to kill with every move. 3) Make absolutely sure you have transferred any and all of your property and paid all of your bills before each and every fight. Never violate this edict by fighting when your affairs are out of order because that is sure death. 4) Treat your adversary better than  you expect your adversary to treat you. Win without battle, if you can. 5) Repeat the old couplet: "If you fight and run away you'll live to fight another day." 6) If you are asking because your mother, father, sibling, or loved one is secretly dabbling in street fighting, get out of the neighborhood. 7) In a street fight, it is already too late to remain calm; you can't get the whirlpool of blood to stop spinning. Don't get good, dumbass, get out!

Who would win a street fight between Chuck Norris in his prime and Fedor Emelianenko in his prime?

Chuck Norris in his prime was World Champion, but that was a disciplined event. MMA never existed back then, and I truly don't think he would have known how to deal with Fedor Emelianenko in a no holds barred street fight!

Who would win this streetfight to the death: The AFLAC Duck or GEICO Gecko?

very good question..I would say the GEICo gecko! Even though he;s small, he could win a fight with his ability to change colors and his quick actions...

Who would win, Mike Tyson vs. John Cena, in a street fight?

John Cena wins. Wait, hear me out first.In a real street fight, like Tyson vs Mitch Green 2 (not the boxing match), after Tyson puts Cena into the fucking hospital from the whoopin’ he receives, Cena can sue Tyson and make a cool couple of million dollars. Tyson never had a great reputation, so that should help Cena in court. As for the actual fight Tyson would win. But Cena wins in the long run.In a WWE Street Fight, scripted and everything, Cena wins also. There isn’t a reason to have Tyson come in and beat one of WWEs biggest stars. It doesn’t help storylines or Cenas marketability. So Cena wins.

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