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How To Write A Funny Story Using Vocabulary Words

How to write a story using vocabulary words?

The warm December day felt more like October. A trio of girls carrying quarts of water rode by on their bicycles with a little boy following several yards behind on his tricycle. The girls laughed and rode faster and faster, flying by my house in a red and pink blur. The toddler came up slowly, chugging away with his small, chubby legs. I sighed and turned around. When would my monotaneous life take an exciting turn? I grabbed my binoculars and headed outside toward the ocean. My little sister splashed in the clear blue water off our island home. I adjusted the binoculars to triple zoom and raised them to my eyes. An eagle swooping down and catching a fish for dinner. A quartet of dolphins leaping out of the water. An octopus swaying lazily below the water. Obviously every creature on Earth was out enjoying the warmest December in a decade. My island home was the most volatile island in the world. Our weather could be 90 degrees one morning and drop to below 40 degrees by evening. But our home was a beautiful tourist trap as well. It was a virtual Monopoly. Buyers and sellers constantly traded and upgraded their properties until they ran out of money. I waded into the warm water and ducked below the surface. My rock was clearly visible. Some sort of decimal was carved onto it. I loved the mystery of the ocean. All of a sudden, the rock moved and a light shone from the depths. A loud buzzing filled my ears. My sister stopped playing and started to run toward me. She was too late. I was sucked into the rock.

I fell 20 feet and opened my eyes. No cracks were visible and neither were openings. I was trapped.

How to write a funny story using vocabulary words?

I have to write a story using this long list of words: achievement factor, booking lead time, breakeven analysis, close to arrival, contribution margin, cost per occupied room, discount grid, displacement, dynamic packaging, equivalent occupancy, fair market share, fixed costs, forecast, GOPAR, group attrition, group booking pace, hurdle rate, marginal costs, minimum length of stay, potential average rate, rate potential percentage, rate spread, revenue management, RevPar, RevPAG, sell-through, stay-sensitive hurdle rate, wash factor, weighted average contribution margin ratio, and yield statistic.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Make a story using these words?

When I told my dad, an English Literature professor at Harvard, that I had failed my comprehensive final in Vocabulary, calamity ensued. He ranted and raved, "You failed to perservere in your studies and have shown a flagrant disregard for the reputation of your forefathers!" There was even more turmoil when I humbly asked him to explain what he had just said. At first, I watched his expression fluctuate between red-hot anger and perplexity but I didn't have to ponder long about what punishment awaited me. With teeth clenched tightly, he said, "This entire summer, I will spend attempting to rehabilitate you." It is August now and I will venture to say I have attained an august vocabulary.

What is the best moral story, with more than 200 words, you can write?

Think Before You Judging anyone:)                          A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called  in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his  clothes and went directly to the surgery block.  He found the boy’s  father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor.On seeing him, the father yelled, “Why did you take all this time to  come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have any  sense of responsibility?”The doctor smiled and said, “I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital and I  came as fast as I could after receiving the call and now, I wish you’d  calm down so that I can do my work”.“Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm  down? If your own son dies while waiting for doctor than what will you  do??” said the father angrily.  The doctor smiled again and replied, “We  will do our best by God’s grace and you should also pray for your son’s  healthy life”.“Giving advises when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father.The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,  “Thank goodness! your son is saved!” And without waiting for the  father’s reply he carried on his way running by saying, “If you have any  questions, ask the nurse”.“Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask  about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes  after the doctor left.  The nurse answered, tears coming down her face,  “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was at the burial when  we called him for your son’s surgery.  And now that he saved your son’s  life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.”Moral: Never judge anyone because you never know how their life is and what they’re going through.

Who can write me a short story with the most innuendos??? Funniest story wins 10points!?

I graduated from high school probably 5/6 years ago...so this Isn't for an assignment....don't worry! (Although If anybody wants to use the best answer in their assignment; please reference my question, and send me a cheque for a million dollars :D )

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