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What will happen if the zombie apocalypse occurs in your country? Why?

India:Godmen will swear that if you call a zombie your brother/sister, then he/she will not bite you. If you do get bit, some yoga and breathing should cure it.Odomos will come up with a subsidiary product named 'Odozom' that offers 100% protection from zombies, or you get your money back.Salman Khan will appear in a string of movies and sequels, in which he doesn't wear a shirt and beats up bad zombies one-by-one, even though traditionally zombies come in hordes. Fuck logic.There'll be a voyeuristic reality show based on zombies called "Aaj ki Raat, Zombies ke Haath" (translation: Tonight is the night of the zombies). Navjot Singh Siddhu will probably be laughing hysterically when a zombie trips and falls.Some people will rely more on lemon and chilly charms to "remove" the evil zombie eye, rather than using violence to remove the zombie itself.

What will happen if zombies attack the Earth?

The only space zombies I know of are those from Rigel VIII. But why would they attack earth? Radio and television signals emanating from this planet for the last 100 years clearly indicate that Earth has a deficiency of BRAINS for them to feed on. Electromagnetic transmissions from 40 Eridani A (Vulcan) however, are very enticing to space zombies.

What are the possibilities and causes of a zombie outbreak in the near future?

First of all, imho (but well thought out opinion) there will never be any such things as classic zombies. That is—clearly dead, decomposing, walking aggressive and hungry human beings.Life and animation is a complicated electrochemical process that depends on a number of biological systems—digestion of food to provide energy for the body and brain, circulation of blood to transfer these nutrients throughout the body. Respiration, and a (mostly) uninterrupted system of nerves for the command and control signals from the brain.How does a zombie process the brains it eats if its stomach has been torn out? How can it breathe with gaping holes in its chest? How does its legs get the energy to walk when blood flow has been interrupted by whatever damage occurred at the time of death? How does the regulation of the bodies systems occur when the brain is largely shut down?That being said. . .As has been pointed out in previous answers, there ARE some infectious agents such as rabies and toxoplasma gondii that obviously affect the (relatively) complicated brains and behavior of mammals for the reproductive benefit of the parasite. For example, it’s a statistical anomaly that the brains of drivers in fatal automobile accidents have a high incidence of toxoplasma infection. (I have always had lots of cats around. One wonders about my habit of driving MUCH too fast, back in the days when I did drive. But I digress.)The horror movie that truly gives me sleepless nights is Quarantine, where an apartment building was isolated because of the discovery of a particularly virulent and fast acting form of rabies. The ending minutes of the movie appear to show a basement lab with caged rats and cats implying that some unknown psychotic true believer created the virus. In other words, this seems (to me) to be something that could happen, given modern technology and the current political state of the world.Walking dead people. I don’t think so. Some hyperactive treatment resistant variation of a virus or parasite? I don’t want to think about it.

What does dreaming about fighting demons (by prayers) and demonic attack mean? What does it mean to have a dream over and over again (recurring dreams)? I have this dream a year ago.

There may be other answers, but my take is: we dream about demons or devils, who represent our lesser selves (or ego self). When we are on the spiritual path, we meet these devils, who tempt us to give in to our lesser self. If we are struggling with some problem that seems unsolvable, we may also dream about these devils. When we have finally overcome (come up over) the problem, the devils in our dreams will vanish, because we (our Higher Selves) have vanquished the demon. Fear not the devil. Overcome it, and you will find the Creator will give you more strength to overcome your next test. All seekers of the Light meet tests. Earth is a great school. When we overcome one test, we then raise our selves to a higher level. Most people fail to realize (understand) that it is not how much money we make, it is rather how much love we give out. Forgiveness of others and ourselves is key. The Creator NEVER stops loving any of His children, and we are ALL His children. From the least developed to the highest developed. All of us started school at Grade One. There are no shortcuts.

In a zombie apocalypse, where would you go to survive?

I used to own a gun shop and have a considerable collection of firearms and ammo.I would gather my guns and ammo, all my survival gear and family, and head here:This is Dover Castle in Kent, southeast UK. I know it like the back of my hand.It has a working drawbridge. Functional portcullis on each entrance and high walls which are very difficult to climb. The keep has a fresh water well and there are currently sheep and cows in the grounds. It is literally a fortress, built to defend the country against french invasion by Henry VIII. Since then, it has been extended and modified. There are formerly top secret tunnels underneath which were originally dug for the Napoleonic war and modernised at the advent of WW2 to help plan the battle of Britain and our overall war strategy. Churchill himself was a frequent visitor to “Hellfire Corner”, where the tunnels lead to the cliff face and beyond. The tunnels have communication facilities, medical quarters and everything else you would expect from a wartime barracks, except all underground.The castle itself has a few working cannons, and therefore a supply of powder and shells onsite. No, I have no idea how to load and fire a medieval cannon, but in today's health and safety obsessed society, I guarantee there will be a user manual somewhere close to the powder store.One of the old tunnels leads to an entrance in the cliffs above the high water line so I can fish from there if I need to. The castle has a warning beacon so I can signal to ships and people on shore for miles around and it's at the highest point in the area so I can see anyone coming before they see me watching them.You won't be roughing it either as there is modern accomodation on site, with modern cooking facilities, bathrooms etc. It has a Roman lighthouse within the walls, loads of space inside and portions of the moat can be flooded to further help repel invaders.And, I mean, it's a medieval castle. How cool is that?!

What ridiculous situations does the US government have contingency plans for?

ALIENS AND ZOMBIES!Let me explain:1. The Alien contingency!In the United States, the Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) had a division known as the Post-Detection Task Group, which makes a series of recommendations on what to do if aliens are discovered. According to their plan, whoever finds alien signals is required to tell the UN and International Astronomical Union, as well as share their data. Next after such an announcement, the various agencies and governments would collectively figure out how and if to respond, and what message should be sent.Basically, the plan for meeting aliens is to just figure it out as we go along!If extraterrestrials try to communicate with or land on Earth, this protocol, adopted in 1989 by SETI, suggests that scientists and engineers take the lead on communications—not the military, as movies might have you expect. If you're interested in the latter scenario there's fiction available; however, if official plans exist, they are certainly classified.2. The Zombie PlanNot quite as fun as the alien contingency, but worth mentioning, the United States has the zombie plan, otherwise known as CONPLAN 8888-11 or "Counter-Zombie Dominance.” Oddly, it just an in-house training tool to help students understand the basic concepts of military plans, and order development.The reason the US military selected such a crazy scenario was that real-life plans—even for training purposes—can cause political fallout if the general public mistakes them for reality.. which HAS happened..