If you accidentally touch someone in an inappropriate place, how do you deal with the awkward situation?
It is a very recent incident, and happened when I was coming back to Bhopal from my home after Diwali vacation.In the train there was a pretty girl of about my age and I wished if my seat was with her but unluckily her seat was right behind mine. I was unable to see her, forget about talking to her.My journey was almost over and I was about to reach Bhopal and I was sitting on the lower berth and watching a movie on my mobile phone while putting my hand something like this (since I was on lower berth my hand was hanging in the gallery).Image source.I was totally immersed in watching the movie and suddenly I felt something. When I turned I saw it was her and my elbow was brushing against her butts. Immediately I took my earphones out and blurted “Sorry”. She just turned back with a pretty smile and went away.I don’t know if it was my mistake or she did it intentionally or a coincidence but I was like from now I won’t ever put my hand like this.
My boyfriend burped in my mouth so i farted on him?
my bf thought it would be funny to burp in my m outh while we were kissing. i told him not to do it again and he did 3 more times. so to get back at him, i first asked him to tie my shoe for me, then i turned, bent down and farted on his face. i also did it while he was watching tv, laying in the bed, and a few more times. hes not that mad, but did i go to far in my revenge?
My gf was having a hard day at work and talking to her male co-worker in the parking lot when she said they accidentally kissed. Is there ever an accidental kiss on the lips?
I was acting in a play called BOEING BOEING. It is an outright farcical comedy that has a lot of kisses in it. In the plays that I've acted in before, usually we would somehow work around the script to avoid kissing simply because it raises eyebrows and kissing in front of people is not very comfortably accepted in India.But this play was a little different. The kisses were an integral part of the script . Kisses established the plot, kisses acted as cues for entries, exits etc. So there was no way we could avoid even a single kiss!! We had to do it!Our director wanted all of us to be comfortable with kissing each other right from day 1 of rehearsals. So he demonstrated to us what a stage kiss looked like. A stage kiss is a little different from the usual kiss. In a stage kiss, you lean in to kiss but just a nanosecond before you kiss, you put your thumb(of the hand facing away from the audience) onto the other person's lips and then go for it. So effectively, you will be kissing your own thumb but it looks like an actual kiss to the audience. This was new to me.The entire cast cast was divided into pairs and we were expected to step up on stage with our co actors and do the stage kiss. Within no time, I was on stage with my co actor. I was shit nervous!!I took a deep breath, leaned in, put my thumb on her lips and kissed. Thank god it's over, I thought. But just moments after the kiss, the entire cast which was watching us burst into laughter and I had never seen my director crack up like that.I turned to my co actor and even she was smiling. I couldn't comprehend what was happening.Turns out that I put my thumb elsewhere but kissed her on her lips!!!So I did an actual kiss instead of a stage kiss by accident!!( I was shit nervous guys :P )If you thought that was embarrassing, then wait.After the cast and the director gathered themselves together (which took quite some time), the director asked us to do it again.So I took a deep breath, leaned in, put my thumb on her lips and kissed. BUT I MISSED MY THUMB EVEN THIS TIME! NO KIDDING!So I was standing there like a clown after having kissed her twice on her lips. Thankfully she was much older and understanding and took it in the right spirit.But seriously guys, you cannot afford to make SOME mistakes twice.
What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve caught your brother or sister doing?
My brother is 4 years younger than i am and has always been a little shit head while growing up. Tattle tale, fought to kill or maim me, was mean and thought he could get away with it. But believe it or not we now get along great. Maturity maybe but i think it's becuz we are the only family we have left. Anyway…He must have been about 6 when he pulled this stunt. One night i heard my mother screaming at him from the bathroom. Thought it was strange cuz he was in the tub. Maybe the little shit flooded the bathroom. Oooo yeah he's gonna get on trouble. Then i heard him cry.I ran in the bathroom to see what was gong on.THIS IMAGE WILL FOREVER BE IN MY BRAIN!!He's in the tub crying, my mother is bitching at him. Blah blah blah PENIS.blah blah blah CUT IT OFF. huh? What? Now this is getting weird! I go in there and she's yanking and pulling on something. She's sweating. He's standing stark naked . He couldn't back any more away from her or he'd be in the next county. I look. She's telling him she's gonna take him to the hospital and they're going to cut off his penis (ooh if this doesn't get him whaling more). I'm enjoying this comedy routine. Couldn't make this up if ya tried. She's telling him to sit to try and soak it off. He's squirming while she's trying to find the end. Our house was small one bathroom. I'm busting a gut I'm laughing so hard and i feel like I'm gonna pee. I run to my bedroom to sit and laugh more while tears are streaming down my face.HE'S GOT A FREAKING BANDAID WRAPPED EXTREMELY TIGHT AROUND HIS PENIS!!!!!What the hell!!! Who does that? yeah riiiiiiight the little brat.Finally after about 2 hrs of him soaking, crying, and getting wrinkly,my mother goes in and **poof** it slides right off.DAMMIT he won't have the experience of walking around with no “manhood”, he won't have to sit to pee, I can't forever tell him to imagine what once was.And to top it all off he DOESN'T REMEMBER IT!!!!!!There is no justice!