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I Go To Boarding School And I Want To Play Some Pranks On The Girls Here But I Have Run Out Of

What are some boarding school stories?

Outside food was a dream… until some students devised this hack.Prologue:We were not allowed to bring eatables from home. With no other choice left, hostel food was our last resort.We had a doctor visiting our campus regularly. But he was a general practitioner. So, for any severe medical condition, he always referred the case to a specialist doctor outside the campus. This implied that the warden would take the student to the doctor’s clinic or hospital.The Story:An idea struck a student. Two students, S1 & S2, would go to the doctor pretending to have some serious problem. Both of them pretended to have different problems. As expected, the doctor would refer their cases to two different specialist doctors, D1 and D2.STUDENTS: S1, S2DOCTORS: D1, D2The warden takes both the students on a medical outing to the doctors in the evening. While warden takes S1 to D1, S2 is supposed to stay in the Ambulance. Now, S2 easily convinces the driver (which was easy), rushes to the nearby food stall and returns back quickly before the warden comes back. S1 does the same when warden takes S2 to another doctor.Epilogue:This hack spread like wild fire. Outside food no more remained a dream for the hostellers ;)Ref: The TWO medical rules of my hostel:Image Source: (SRMPS: Modern Public School in Lucknow India)Edit:The fun just doubled when my school Principal read this answer. Here's her reply.And all you guys gave us sleepless nights.Now we realise we had given many sleepless nights. Ma’am, were you aware of this fact before this answer?Another friend shares his memory of how he faked a sprain to get a medical outing and ends up getting his legs plastered for a month for no good reason. Pity.

What are some legendary high school pranks?

You pick…One of our many senior pranks…Snuck in at night and climbed up on the roof of the school and threw two rotten eggs into every classroom and office. Feel a little bad about that one. keyboards, desks, lesson plans ruined. Thought it was the best prank ever at the time.Bought a 14 inch Dildo and hung it in the tree that all the “cool Junior’s sat under at lunch. This was probably the easiest and most hilarious. I’ll never forget the poor janitor who had to climb the tree and carry down a big veiny floppy silicone cock to the principles office.Took all the trashcans on campus into my buddies truck and tried to hide them in the baseball dugouts. The goal was to come to school the next day and for there to be utter chaos. No one would have anywhere to throw their trash for days. Anyhow, got what we deserved We worked on this from 2am to 4am and the janitor ended up just followed the trail of trash we left to the baseball field. All the trashcans were set up in perfect place without a mention of it from anyone.Got 400 rolls of toilet paper and got back up on the roof with 10–15 guys and covered every tree in the school. We got it so high and it never rains in our city so it was up there for months.We stole a bunch of Mr. McDonald Mannequins, Del Taco Sign, KFC signs and put them on the roof right above the office.We spent 4 hours covering every single white parking line with black paint. The parking lot was chaos. The poor janitor had to use white spray paint for the next day and do his best.Day one of our Senior year we wrote Juniors Suck etc etc in Salt all over the schools grass and football field. Especially focused on the grass areas all the Juniors ate lunch on. This ended up in a salt war with the Juniors. It wasn’t very cool to see Seniors SUCK DICK written out on the sideline on the college film we had to send out as our RB was running down the field for a touchdown. Got what we deserved on this one as well.I am truly sorry to our janitor. He was the man and didn’t deserve any of it. It was great for school spirit and our tradition of being idiot teenagers so he kind of enjoyed it. But, still…I am sorryThis content is not to be reproduced outside of Quora.

Why do cool kids (both boys and girls) make fun of me?

I am so sorry that the kids are being cruel to you. I’ll let you in on a little secret: a lot of adults have very bad memories of being in school because a lot of us were bullied, too. When I was a young teenager, I was sent to boarding school. I hated it! It made me feel even worse when some of my parents’ friends said, “Oh! I loved boarding school! Those were the best years of my life!”I remember thinking, “If these are the best years of my life, kill me now and get it over with!” It helped me so much when I told my mom and she said, “Sweetheart, I hated boarding school, too. Those were some of the worst years of my life!” It made me know I wasn’t the only one! Know that you aren’t the only one that struggles to be accepted in school. These are tough years, but you’ll get through them. You’ll fly and never look back.The fact that they’re being so cruel and rude to you says more about them than it does about you. Hold your head high, smile at everyone, greet them, but don’t appear too eager to be part of their clique. Just be yourself and know that school doesn’t last forever. Some of the most popular, beautiful young adults claim to have been bullied in school.Kate Middleton was bullied, as was Emma Watson. Thomas Edison was bullied by his teachers until his mother took him out of school and home schooled him.Most kids who act that way are, themselves, insecure. Know that it is NOT you, it’s them. And then pretend! Be an actor. Act happy to see the people you encounter in class or in the halls. Make them feel good about themselves, because that is what they are hungering for.Above all, never doubt the fact that you have worth. You have value. Here is a link about some famous people that were bullied as kids: 20 Celebs Who Were Bullied Before Becoming Famous

How did the "cool kids" from your high school turn out?

Well, I've only been to two highschools. The one I'm currently going to, and one in the U.S.I called a friend to help me out, since I still have a year book, I asked her what happened to these so called “cool kids”, and how they turned out after 3 years.Credit to her for helping.That one guy who bullied everyone:He landed in a jail for beating up a girl last year.The guy who always wanted to fight everyone:Also jail.The one popular girl, who called everyone a slut:She had 12 boyfriends, and has two kids. So who's the slut now?The one fat kid, who was kinda a nerd:He lost weight, and now has a girlfriend.The one girl who everyone kinda liked.She moved back to Russia after the school year.That one slavic foreign smartass guy, who was pretty chill:He does comedy standups for the schools talent show every year, everyone likes him.The guy who everyone bullied:He now plays football, and he's pretty muscular.The guy who people knew, kinda liked who was a dancer:He moved back to Ukraine, but would always dance with this other guy sometimes.The short Mexican kid nobody could understand:He learned English, now plays soccer. Who also has girlfriend.The gangster wannabe guy, who always got into fights:Got changed with assault and shoplifing. He got two years of probation, and three months of jail.The guy who was kinda quiet, funny, who always would dance with the Ukrainian guy:He moved back to Russia with his sister and family. Also is a master in the art of smartassery. (Take a guess who that is.)The nice girl who could beat the hell out of anyone, was close friends with only a few people:She has a job, she volunteers at hospitals, and vets. She also pretty much helped this answer.The small group of Russians:They do the same stuff, just more mature and friendly (Pst remember, this school had a lot of Slavic people in it.)The anorexic girl people bullied:She sadly committed suicide.The one kid who was a greaser.He's a friendly badass. He has a girlfriend too.The girl who plays a lot of instruments.She creates her own music, and she wants to be a music artist..This concludes my list. And thanks to my good ol' comrade for helping out with this answer.

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