Weird, weird dream about my dog having missing/broken leg?
I had a dream where my dog had jumped off my roof... but before he jumped his leg broke off and was left on the roof of my house. When he got down he landed fine and wasn't in pain or bleeding. I was freaking out and trying to get my brother to come and take us to the vet while trying to get on the roof to get his leg... Then it goes blurry but i remember my brother coming to the house and the dog having four legs again although the leg that was broken off is now badly dislocated and broken and he is laying down in pain. I woke up then. WTH is it about as it is one of the strangest dreams i have had...
Great... I can't wear ANYTHING with a Broken Leg :(?
OH NO! That means no heels either! Well you could wear one and then tie like a few bricks to the cast so they're even...xD Sorry, that's mean. I know how much you like your heels. I would wear pretty dresses and skirts, but now I wouldn't, because you would call me ****. Whatever that is. Perhaps I'd just go naked, because I don't have anything else...wait...all the more reason to go shopping! You look pretty in everything, just wear skirts and dresses! ETA: Don't wear leggings. You'll look like an idiot. =]
What is the fastest and least painful way to break your ankle?
Realize this: Even if you could break your leg "painlessly", unless you are willing to spend the next 6-8 weeks in a drug induced stupor, risking addiction to highly addictive opiates (which no doctor is going to allow, btw), you recovery will be long and painful. Some insurance policies will not cover self-inflicted injuries, so be ready to shell out some serious bucks, upwards of tens of thousands of dollars. Now, if you're still hell bent on doing this stupid thing:Find an equally stupid friendGet really, really, drunk, and I mean BLIND drunk. The easiest leg bone to break (and "easiest" is a ridiculously relative term!) will be the tibia; that's the large bone that extends from the knee to the ankle at the front of your leg: the shin bone. It is virtually unprotected, but by a thin layer of skin and muscle, but that doesn't mean it will be "easy" to break, just that you won't have to bother smashing through a mass of muscle tissue like with the fibula or the femur. FYI, the tibia is about as big as the femur, it's just a bit less unprotected, so be prepared for some serious trauma.Place your stupid leg between two sturdy supports, one under the knee, one under the heel/ankle/lower leg. Better make sure your "friend" is drunk, too. This is going to be really gross. Have your stupid friend take an aluminum baseball bat and whack the very center of the tibia with it. As hard as he can. Mind you, this bone is extremely hard, so you may have to do it more than once. This will not only cause trauma to your leg, but to your now very inebriated friend. But hey, you asked. He may well want to hit you in the face with said aluminum baseball bat by the time you're done.Have your drunk friend call an ambulance or a cab (don't want that idiot driving), to take you to the hospital where you can tell them your stupid made up story of how you broke your leg. ; >)There are, perhaps, more complicated ways to do this: garage doors, cars, shotguns, bowling balls, etc., but they all pose sort of "Rube Goldberg" type scenarios that are just too complicated to set up for an idiot who wants to break his own leg. Now that that's out of the way, WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU ASKING THIS IDIOTIC QUESTION FOR?
I have been dreaming of pulling needles from my skin, what does that mean?
Needles in dreams : Using a needle in your dream indicates that you need to mend some relationship or situation. It may also indicate your creativity. To look for a needle in your dream, symbolizes useless worries over small, trivial matters. Dreaming that you are threading a needle means that you will be burdened with the care of others. You have unfinished issues in your waking life that you need to tend to and perhaps even repair. Dreaming that you are in pain means that you are being too hard on yourself with regards to a situation that was out of your control. It may also be a true reflection of real pain that exists somewhere in your body. Dreams can reveal and warn about health problems. Dreaming that you are inflicting pain to yourself, indicates that you are experiencing some overwhelming turmoil or problems in your waking life. You are trying to disconnect yourself from your reality by concentrating on the pain that you inflicted to yourself.
I had a dream where I shattered my kneecap. Two days later, my knee is terribly sore. Is this normal?
Yes, quite normal.Thus, you first need to confirm you had not injured yourself physical somehow. Then if not, seeing yourself shatter your kneecap is indicative of the fact that some karma which you are responsible for has gotten home for redress. And at its hour of return, you had not enough strength to check its consequence.Very normal, in the world of karmic operations.