I need a Really Sad and Depressing monolouge?
Forrest Gump written by Eric Roth & Winston Groom Forrest: You died on a Saturday morning, and I had you placed here, under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Mama always said dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little Forrest, he's doing just fine. 'Bout to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth everyday. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He's really good. We fish a lot. And everynight we read a book- and he's so smart Jenny. You'd be so proud of him, I am. He, uh, wrote you a letter, but he says I can't read it, I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don't know if Mama's right or if its Lieutenant Dan, I don't know if we each have a destiny or if we're all floating around accidental, like on a breeze. But I think maybe its both, maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away. Other than that you can check out these: This is a site with over a thousand different monologues from different genres for film and television: http://www.whysanity.net/monos/ This is a site, listing all different Shakespeare monologues: http://www.shakespeare-monologues.org/ All the best :)
Would a dollar store sell ping pong balls?
try MODELLS
Why do M1 Garands make a pinging noise when the clip comes out?
The ‘ping’ sound is from the way the weapon ejects the clip. It was not intentional or even, really, a design consideration of the weapon. If you want a tl;dr, the ping is irrelevant.The clip (it’s technically called an ‘en-bloc clip’) is made out of springy metal. The springiness is part of what holds the clip inside the weapon. The ‘ping’ noise was fairly common - almost universal - among weapons that used this kind of clip. That’s what metal does when you use it that way.By the way - the ‘ping’ sound was and is completely immaterial in combat. It didn’t matter. Nobody timed the ‘ping’ and then charged. Combat is too noisy for you to hear that shit, and even if you heard it, the guy next to the guy who ‘pinged’ would shoot you. Further, reloading a rifle is very fast. If you are being shot at by a someone with a rifle, assume they reload instantaneously. If you try to time it, you will die a very stupid death.Take ten minutes to watch this video about the Garand.Although the M1’s en-bloc clip was a bit long in the tooth by World War II, it was very efficient logistically. As an American GI, you usually* didn’t need to worry about conserving ammo. You shot, you’d eject your clip, you shoved a new one in there. You could absolutely reload the clip if you wanted to; it’s just that Western Europe was afloat in .30–06 most of the time and it was easier to toss out those 5 rounds and stick a new clip in.Seriously, the unlimited ammo cheat code could have been invented by the U.S. Army. The entire field of mass logistics is something that the United States Military has been very, very good at for hundreds of years.*This is the war-winning bit
In WW2, if American troops were so worried about the M1 ping because it gave away that they were empty, then why would soldiers yell "I'm reloading"?
Tests have shown that the ping isn't really a major factor at all. It only really pings loudly on a smooth concrete surface. There are lots of good videos online of people demonstrating the ping and it's not very loud. The occasional recruit may have been worried, but veterans weren't.Battlefields are incredibly loud. I don't know a single former soldier who has intact hearing, myself included. To give an idea how loud it can get, during the battle of Long Tan, the North Vietnamese didn't hear helicopters over the small arms fire and torrential rain.The soldiers I know never shouted: “I'm reloading!”. We'd yell something agreed on beforehand. I've heard of “red” being shouted when empty, followed by “green” when you're ready again. Stoppages were usually signaled by the use of a four - letter word.
Ping-Pong ball smoke. Is it posinus?
The ball is made of a high-bouncing gas-filled celluloid ball, colored white or orange, with a matte finish. Celluloid is the name of a class of compounds created from nitrocellulose and camphor, plus dyes and other agents. Nitrocellulose (also: cellulose nitrate, flash paper) is a highly flammable compound formed by nitrating cellulose through, for example, exposure to nitric acid or another powerful nitrating agent. When used as a propellant or low-order explosive, it is also known as guncotton. Camphor is a waxy, white or transparent solid with a strong, aromatic odor.[3] It is a terpenoid with the chemical formula C10H16O. It is found in wood of the Camphor laurel (Cinnamomum camphora), a large evergreen tree found in Asia (particularly in Borneo and Taiwan, hence its alternate name). It also occurs in some other related trees in the laurel family, notably Ocotea usambarensis. It can also be synthetically produced from oil of turpentine. It is used for its scent, as an ingredient in cooking (mainly in India), as an embalming fluid, in religious ceremonies and for medicinal purposes. all above scary names are ingridients of that ball :) i cant be sure if it is poisonous, but i used to burn play with it alot when i was a kid, nice strange smell, n makes lots of white smoke, it was fun :) hey im stil alive but check with someone who knows if its poisonous before getting addicted or get urself in trouble
Which areas of the US Constitution should be amended, and why?
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."That little, red comma caused the Supreme Court to strike down D.C.'s ban on handguns, the country's strictest gun control law to date.Hundreds more have died there. Needlessly.There are a lot of articles on how the comma was poorly placed, and therefore led to the decision that the Founding Fathers were saying that ANYONE can have a gun. It’s GOD’S given right.But even the most conservative justice knows that is total BS .The intention of that phrase was to let the English know that if they come back, there will be a lot of Colonials shooting from the trees again… and ping! You are not having this land back!The function of owning a gun is to be a part of an organized militia to protect the new United States…not to have nuclear sidearms and shoulder holster SAM’s.And we need to rip that nonsense right out of the constitution, GROW UP, stop pretending we are Charlton Heston, and join the civilized world.We would see thousands more people survive to their next birthday… and maybe the zealots who feel they can’t go without a penis enlargement system that goes ‘bang bang’, will relax and discover that masculinity is about loving, not shooting things.