I need help with Jokes!?
3 people are held hostage by cannibals.the cannibals tell them to bring 10 of the same fruit.the first guy brings 10 apples.the cannibals tell him to shove the apples up his @ss without a problem if his able to do it they let him free.by the time he gets to the 4th apple he is having trouble,so the cannibals eat him.the second guy comes with 10 cherries.cannibals tell him to shove the cherries up his @ss.he shove nine and when his about to shove the 10th,he brust into laughter,so the cannibals eat him.the first two hostage are dead and are talking in hell.the 1st hostage says"dude you were so close,why did you start laughing?".the second hostage then says"O i saw the other hostage coming with ten pinapples". 2nd joke There was this kid named jon who went to school in florida but he was from alabama.in his 3rd grade class the students are learning how to count to 100.jon was the only kid who can count to 100.jon goes to his dad and ask why is he the only kid that can count to 100.the dad says"its because your from alabama son".the next day the students learn their ABC's.jon is the only one who makes it to Z.jon goes to his dad and ask why am i the only one who can make it to Z."its cause your from alabama son"the dad says.the next day in gym class jon notices his penis is alot bigger than the other kids.he goes to his dad and ask why is his penis bigger than the other kids.his dad says "its because your eighteen son"
Do you spit or do you eject snot when you sneeze?
Sometimes when I sneeze, no snot comes out, but I blow a fine mist of spit out my mouth. Does this happen to you, and if so, describe what happens and how the people around you react.
I am hosting a staff appreciation tonite....What are some good jokes?
Why do seagulls fly by the sea??? If they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.... (baygulls) get it ? get it?
Can anyone tell me dirty jokes ?
i have one , but not that good , whats the difference between a woman and a car , you have to open the car to ride it , but you have to ride the woman to open her . do you have any ... plz tell :)