Who are you, without using the standard "I am" format?
It has come to my attention that people talk about me when they think that I’m not around, and the way in which they talk about me makes me feel a little bit like a mythical beast, probably the Loch Ness Monster.Hey, I heard that there is, like, this blind woman who comes here to the studio and takes contemporary class.Yeah, like I totally heard about that. Like, on Thursdays? And, um, Fridays?Oh, I don’t know about that, but like, apparently, she’s here all the time.Are you sure she’s taking class? I think she just comes for rehearsals.Rehearsals?! No, she totally takes class. I think I actually took class with her once.No, I’m pretty sure she’s here for rehearsals. Like, she works a lot. Like, really!Wow, are you serious? Well, good for her.Hey guys, what are you talking about?Hey, maybe you’d know something about that blind woman who comes here?Yeah, she teaches here. I took her class.No, she definitely doesn’t teach here, that’s crazy. We think she comes and she takes class or has rehearsals or something.No, she definitely teaches here. Her class was fun! I was exhausted.Are we talking about the same person?Long… hair…?Long hair. Yeah. Long hair. And a… you know those things, those things that blind people have. And really long hair.Yeah, a cane, and really, really long hair.Pff, I feel like we’re just making her up, like we’re just imagining her.No, she’s real. I took her class. We did balance training and it was so hard.Are you sure you took her class?You’re making me doubt myself, that’s too weird. No, I totally took her class, and, like, one of the choreographers she works for was there.Which choreographer was it?I can’t remember her name, but she’s, like, this woman with a wheelchair who sometimes comes here…?Wait, so you mean there’s a blind woman AND a woman in a wheelchair that sometimes come here? How could I possibly miss that? And they dance?Yeah. And they dance. I think they performed in the theater here a while ago.They performed HERE?! And they dance?And they dance.