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How do you smoke weed at home without your parents knowing?

I have successfully smoked weed in my room with no repercussions for some time now.Although my parents know and generally don't have a problem with me smoking weed (better than being an alcoholic or prescription drug abuser, right?) They do not like me smoking in my room for the reason of lingering smell and the fact that it is (stupidly imo) illegal.So, if I do feel like having a smoke I'll usually adhere to a few “rules” to make sure that I don't get caught green handed.Only smoke after they have gone to bed (or during a free house)Make sure you go toilet and stock up with snacks and water/drinks before you smoke so that you have no need to leave your room whilst still 'airing' out the roomPut a towel, old jeans or tracksuits along the bottom of your room door and also cover the keyhole (if you have one) with a jacket or something.Make sure to have your windows (or balcony door) wide open during your smokeLeave the windows/balcony door open for as long as possible after you smoke (30/45 minutes at the very least) (I have a designated smoking blanket for those cold nights)It may sound obvious but don't go and make a lot of noise and start screaming out laughing or coughing your lungs out so loud that your whole street hears it. (I'll usually watch something or play some games with headphones on)And don't over do it! I mean I love me a smoke but a second joint or bowl or whatever in your evening session alone is usually just overdoing it and means you have to worry about the smell a lot more.If you stick to those rules you should never really have an issue.For me this has worked very well but you must realise that I have a relatively small room with a large balcony door which allows for a lot of air circulation and parents who aren't expressly trying to catch me out (after all, they do know that I'm somewhat a connoisseur).Also, I smoke joints so if you're ripping a bong or vaporising, chances are that the smell will be less of an issue for you than myself meaning you don't have to have your windows open for as long a time.Ultimately I would recommend that you cut down on smoking in your room and save that money for a trip to Amsterdam or a legal state in the U.S. where you will notice an incredible leap in quality and a experience a much more relaxed smoking environment.Hopefully that helps!

Excuse to sneak outside to smoke a cig?

My fiance and I are staying with his dad tonite before we go out of town. (Don't ask why, his parents are clingy) anyways my fiance is at work and i am extremely tired and stressed from all my philosophy papers for school. I just want to go outside and smoke but his dad is a huge judgmental person when it comes to most things. I can't smoke out the window, he will smell it, I don't have the car, and I already pulled the trash B.S. earlier.

Please no "stop smoking" crap. Ill stop when I want. And it's almost 11 pm so no fresh air excuse either.
And yes I'm old enough.
Thank you!!!!

I'm a minor (17). If I tell my doctor I smoke marijuana could it get my parents in trouble?

I don’t recommend telling your doctor you do drugs unless it’s relevant. For example, I have a friend who, aged under 30, had a serious genetic heart condition she only found out about last year after nearly dying. She smokes weed for pain but weed is neither legal nor accessible for medical purposes in Estonia. When she asked her doctor, he simply didn’t know what to say. So she left none the wiser. Of course, as she is under 30, nobody cares. Laissez faire.If there is nothing wrong with you, there is no reason to talk about it to your doctor out of the blue. We as a society have a hard time accepting that drugs have been a normal part of life for as long as humanity has existed, and it’s only thanks to the practitioners of one or two specific faiths that has seen the use of psychoactive plants and compounds looked down upon. Honestly, it’s the 21’st century, we should get over it.If you really need to tell them, for whatever reason, make sure you’ve got doctor-patient confidentiality and they’re not at liberty to share the information without your consent. There’s no point in suffering for a principle and having nothing change for the better as a result.Unless your parents know and help you obtain said marijuana, they can’t get in trouble unless you get arrested for possession* or something else illegal and they have to pay your fines for you.*Check what the decriminalized amount in your area is, because it may mean the difference between simply getting a “ticket” or a fine from the officer, like you get for being intoxicated from alcohol as a minor, or actually getting arrested.

Why does everyone call our generation bad?

Because there is actual, legit proof that we are. Our generation has failed to launch. We have been coddled so long by technology that we have no idea how to function in the working world. Depression and anxiety are skyrocketing in people of our age range, because they're finding out the hard way that life is not all fun and games, they are not unique or special, and they are little more than a cog in the metaphorical machine of society.

Excuses for why I would need $10?

I live with my boyfriend and his parents, he is 18 but refuses to tell his parents that we smoke, we've been hiding it since we started dating in 08. But we always have to come up with excuses of where were going when we leave the house to get out and smoke. and now we need to borrow 10 bucks cuz were out so i need an excuse of why I would NEED 10 dollars like something importatnt, i cant use tampons i already used it plus thats only 5

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