I have a marijuana drug test today. Last time I smoked was a week ago where I did 3 hits. That is the only time I smoked in a long while. What are the chances I will test positive after 7 days?
Regardless of all the great information all the potheads are giving you it depends specifically on your body. There are all sorts of hard and fast rules but the big one is that THC sticks to your fat cells, now if your fat cells are all big i.e. you’re chubby weed is going to stay in your system longer, but if you’re skinny i.e. your fat cells are small or depleted of fat and you are fairly active there’s less of the THC able to stick to the fat cells. You’re 5′11″ and 165 so you’re not a chubby girl at all and you’re active that all helps but no one can tell you definitively whether you’ll pass or not they can certainly guess you will or won’t but all that does is make them a lucky guesser because the next time you could just as easily fail. So I can guess and say that I think you’ll pass but only because I’m a glass half full kind of guy and I want you to pass. Let us know how it goes for sure though, good luck or move up to Washington state where I live and you can smoke to your hearts content unless you have a federal job or your company is based out of another state.
I smoked weed yesterday and have a drug test today. How can I get that out of my system?
Yeah, I’m sorry to say, he’s right, mi amigo, but you’ve got two options. Synthetic urine is one,(as he mentioned above) or if you have a buddy who’s clean, have them give you a sample. I hope it’s not supervised; if it is, your only option there is to conceal it under the twig and berries, and pray you have an unobservant nurse. DON’T tell them you can’t go; they’ll draw blood instead!Keeping it warm is only an issue if they use those cups with the temperature strip on the side. Then it’s time to get creative. My coworker microwaved his borrowed urine for 8 seconds (he kept it in a clean 5 Hour Energy bottle in the fridge), then wrapped a hand warmer around it until he got to work. He passed every time. I just had to plain ol’ quit when I worked. I’m too nervous to be cool-headed enough to pull it off!I wish you good luck, and am sending positive energy your way!
The ways to clean marijuana out of your system?
There is no such thing as a rapid way to clean out your system. Also most drug tests look for the chemicals that you use to try and mask your sample and will tag you positive for marijuana anyway. I think this practice of drug testing is wrong. What you do on your own time has no reflection on your work. If I smoke pot on weekends and get tested I'm through but I can slam a away a 12-pack of beer the night before and it's no problem. Now if you smoke pot everyday then it will take 30 but more likely 45 days or more to clear your system. If you just smoke a joint or two then you should be clear in about 72 hours. ..
If I smoked weed on Saturday, will I pass a drug test today?
To answer this question, I am considering that you are talking about weed aka cannabis.It is not easy to determine, how long does weed stay in your system. Why? Because, it all depends on a number of things like for how long you are smoking weed, how frequent you smoke on a daily basis, the potency of weed, your body mass index and metabolism rate.It can stay between 30 - 90 days of time frame depending on the conditions mentioned above. In fact, weed is the only drug that can stay up so long in your system. However, in order to pass your drug test, you don't have to worry and learn a few facts about this test.You can visit here to learn the best ways to pass a drug test on short notice!
Would one hit of marijuana make me fail a drug test?
Michael brings up some very valid points. You should listen to him. As for the passing the test, if it was a one time hit and one time use, you should pass and here is why. Marijuana has a half-life in your system. How long it takes to leave your system depends on how much you smoke. But the time maxes out at around 45 days. One smoking session for someone with a clean system takes about 3-4 days to be clean. Smoke 2 days later and then have to wait about a week, and so on. The time it will take roughly doubles every time you smoke until it maxes at about 45 days to be clean. So if you are maxed out and you wait about 2 weeks and then smoke again, you're basically back to 45 days. Marijuana can be detected in urine for nearly a week after smoking. Blood tests can be more accurate, and it might take a month to be totally clear. Hair tests show every drug ever taken when that hair was growing - this is why you see so many drug addicts with shaved heads or buzz cuts, by the way. Also by the way: taking laxatives and drinking wacky chemicals won't "cheat" a drug test. It will just make you go to the bathroom! These drug tests are designed by experts who anticipate what the drug user might do. Be very careful of "remedies" for getting around drug tests. They flat out do not work and could do damage to your body.
How can I pass a drug test for marijuana?
Passing a drug test largely depends on your metabolism. If you have a slow metabolism, there is no detox method that will allow you to pass. Also, THC is the most difficult drug to clear from your system. The method I am about to describe to you works best for things like cocaine and heroin (this is why drug tests are so counterintuitive…. It is so much easier to pass a drug test after doing hard drugs than it is to pass after using a harmless drug like marijuana… but that is a topic for another post; I digress…).Puriclean Instant works wonders. You can purchase it at most head shops. I have only had success using this brand. I do not advise any other brand of detox drink, mainly because other drinks are masking drinks rather than detox drinks; Puriclean won't cause you to fail because of dilution. Here are the steps you should follow to make the drink most effective:Drink fluids (as much as humanly possible) for as long as you can from now until about 4 hours before the test.Drink the Puriclean Instant about three hours before the test. Your urine should be clean about 3 hours after you consume the drink and it will remain clean for about 5 more hours after that time. So basically, you have a 5 hour window of time in which you can pee that starts 3 hours after consuming the drink.Urinate three times after consuming the drink and give them your fourth sample.Eat as little as possible, but if you must eat then definitely no fatty foods (butter, sugar, dairy, cheese etc).No chemicals from now until the test (nicotine, caffeine, etc).This method has only worked for me personally when I was trying to clear cocaine from my body for a drug test several years ago. I do know two people, however, who have used this drink and method successfully for THC. They had been smoking habitually for several months, and then stopped about 5 days before the test, used this method, and passed. I also have a friend who routinely used this method successfully to clear their system of heroin for weekly urine screenings that were a condition of their parole.Puriclean Instant will actually give you a refund if you don't pass your test.Best of luck! Let me know how it goes, and if you have any further questions feel free to message me.
Can I pass my drug test in 3 days after smoking weed?
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I smoked 3 hits of weed on Saturday at noon; on Monday at noon I have to do a urine test that has to be sent off to LabCorp; do you think I will pass?
I officially took the test 2 days ago. That's 48 hrs since the lab has had my urine. The test giver said negative results come back within 24 hrs and specimens that require more testing come back within 24 to 72 hrs. And so far my work hasn't said anything to me. The suspense has definitely decreased from 2 days ago. I will post update later this week.Edit UPDATE: today at noon marked 96hrs after taking the test. Nobody from work said anything. I do an excellent job on the work I am assigned to do and I feel it would be somewhat difficult to replace me, but who knows, maybe they are looking for a replacement. However I feel strongly that I am in the clear. I doubt my urine contained anything more than a miniscule amount based on the fact I didn't even smoke a whole joint, just 3 hits, and the fact that I work outside on the weekends so I sweat, and I have a healthy diet, low body fat, and I drink plenty of water anyways. Especially the 3 hrs before the test!Will give another update in a week, sooner If I get busted.
If you smoke weed once and have a drug test 2 days later, will you pass?
Most likely not and here is why. Marijuana has a half-life in your system. How long it takes to leave your system depends on how much you smoke. But the time maxes out at around 45 days. One smoking session for someone with a clean system takes about 3-4 days to be clean. Smoke 2 days later and then have to wait about a week, and so on. The time it will take roughly doubles every time you smoke until it maxes at about 45 days to be clean. So if you are maxed out and you wait about 2 weeks and then smoke again, you're basically back to 45 days. Marijuana can be detected in urine for nearly a week after smoking. Blood tests can be more accurate, and it might take a month to be totally clear. Hair tests show every drug ever taken when that hair was growing - this is why you see so many drug addicts with shaved heads or buzz cuts, by the way. Also by the way: taking laxatives and drinking wacky chemicals won't "cheat" a drug test. It will just make you go to the bathroom! These drug tests are designed by experts who anticipate what the drug user might do. Be very careful of "remedies" for getting around drug tests. They flat out do not work and could do damage to your body.