I have a really messed up sense of humor :/ Advice?
I have a really sick sense of humour :/? Ok, so the problem is i will laugh at everything i shouldn't Like today for example my teacher fell down the stairs and broke her foot and i was laughing so much tears were coming out of my eyes! And about a year ago an old lady slipped head first into a freezer while doing her shopping and all i could do is laugh. I find things like 'KFC' and 'Watermelon' Stereotypes funny (I am white) and i did my school presentation On Michael Jackson but i told jokes about him being a pedo -_- I don't want to change myself but i think i will end up losing people over being such an immature c*nt! Oh and i find trashy shows like Jersey shore and The Valleys (OMFG WATCH THE TRAILER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYN2hxFH5rQ ) hilarious and often find them better than shows like Breaking Bad. I just love to start drama and watch it all unravel around me :) <3 Also in my school (I am 15 btw) a midget called me fat (which i am) so i beat him up! (He is a year older than me btw. I just think i am so over the top. I just love rude stuff. I find it amazing. At my school disco (REMEMBER I AM A BOY) as a joke i went as a sexy female naughty nurse stripper (And i am also fat) and i found it hilarious. I just love being trashy tbh. I also love fighting with teachers because they are such c*nts! What should i do i am not a 'Sadistic' i do not laugh when someone dies and i often feel bad after laughing at someone elses
Sick with a big callback comming up. Advice?
That happened to me the last time I auditioned! I prepared for 3 months for my first audition at a big-time theater, for Into The Woods. I spent so much time getting head shots taken and printed off, working on my actor's resume, choosing the right clip of the right song to try for a specific part, etc. And then 2 days before the audition I woke up with such a sore throat!! I was so mad. I guzzled orange juice and had several Jamba Juice Coldbuster shakes (they totally work!), and tried to use my voice as little as possible (hard as a mom of 3 small children, let me tell you!). The morning of the audition, I could hardly get enough breath to get through each phrase, and my voice sounded terrible. So I stopped practicing, and decided to just give it my all at the audition. I'd read that if you have a cold, not to complain about it at auditions, or give lots of details. Just say, once, and only once, I have a cold, and I'll give this my best shot. Also, a director friend of mine said to have an Altoids mint a half hour before auditioning-it opens up your airway. So I did it, and it turned out that my voice cooperated, and I sounded great! I didn't get a callback, but I didn't expect to since I didn't have much experience in theater yet. So try a Jamba Juice Coldbuster shake once a day (or some other remedy that involves high levels of antioxidants and Vitamin C and zinc), lots of water, and rest your voice as much as you can until callbacks. Remember, if you were given a callback, that means they already noticed your talent and skills, and are more likely bringing you back to get a feel for your personality and acting skills, seeing how your personality and appearance would compare with others for the role you're seeking. They already know you can sing. Good luck!
I'm sick and tired of shaving please give me some advice?
I'm so tired of shaving my face. And I'm tired of having to wait 3 days to shave again and when I do I just end up getting cuts all the time because I have a really sharp jaw and it just bleeds. and if I don't go against the grain it doesn't even shave. I look rubbish with the 3 day stubble my face for some reason is more bloated, i dont know hwy this is. like if I have a shower and shave I get really chisseled face when I don't shave, it feels bloated I don't understand for the life of me why this is. I was just wondering is there anything I can do to always have a chisseled face? I have like a cave in on my cheek lik many models but its only really noticeable when i shave and shower, i dont get it i dont understand why this is. I just cba to shave all I get is blood on my razor I really want a good solution that will only make me shave not often. Even when I shave some places dont even grow hair so what even is the point of having stubble i just want a good solution. any guy can hellp me out here and even explain why i feel so much moredefined and chisseld after a shower and shave. im 20 years old. thanks ughhhhhhhhhh
Why do I keep getting sick??? Any advice on how to keep colds away...?
First -- go and see your doctor and get a through check-up to rule out any other health issues. You are NOT agoraphobic because then you would not go out at all. But if you do stay home a lot -- that could account for your ill health. You are not exposing yourself to normal germs. Your sisters do and so they have developed a stronger immune system and have greater immunity to "normal" illnesses like colds or a flu. . You are rarely/never exposed and therefore "catch" colds more easily. You may not need to get a flu shot -- normally they are recommended for the very young or the very old as well as for people who work in the health-care arena. Pediatrician Go see the Doctor and get out more.
Do I really have depression or am I just making all these things up?
Depends on what “all these things” are.If your making up countries and kings and your pet French duck who rides around on a unicycle singing Frère Jacques, then I would say that has nothing to do with depression and I can't tell if you have depression based on those things. Neither can anyone else on the internet for that matter, we are not psychologists performing a psych evaluation.My point being I don't know what “"all these things” are.But if you are saying that you are wondering if you have been faking depression subconsciously, and have been tricking yourself?I can say as a person who has been depressed, is currently depressed, and has had that thought many times before; you should trust yourself.That thought is a pointless one, if you were diagnosed by a professional, trust that diagnosis and try to get better.If you are actually depressed asking yourself if you are faking, it is likely a part of your depression, leading into your self doubt. If you aren't actually depressed, then as long as you are trying to get better, your imaginary illness will go away more quickly than if you were depressed.I'll say it again, trust yourself. If you have been affected by your apathy, by your tiredness, by your deep feeling of pointlessness, or whatever, trust yourself that your perception is reality, and focus on becoming more stable. That's all that matters.Any thoughts about depression which are not about how to get better are thoughts only meant to torture yourself.
Please advice regarding burning head symptoms?
For 2 months now I have been getting this burning sensation on the top, right side of my head. NOTHING is helping. Fullness/pressure in my right ear. Been on 3 antibotics. The burning sensation does not hurt, nor does it make me sick or dizzy and does not wake me up at night. I just feel it all day and it is sooooooooo annoying. Ibephropin kind of helps. When i push on the area on my head where it burns i get an instant pain/headache in that spot. Has anyone ever experianced this. I do sit at a desk for 8 hours with my head slightly turned to the right becasue of my monitor. I cant keep going to the doctor $$$. Maybe if someone else can help ease my mind because they have the same thing.
I need advice ..........?
This sounds like depression and/or anxiety If you are depressed at the moment some of the following symptoms may sound familiar: You feel miserable and sad. You feel exhausted a lot of the time with no energy. You feel as if even the smallest tasks are sometimes impossible. You seldom enjoy the things that you used to enjoy - you may be off sex or food or may 'comfort eat' to excess. You feel very anxious sometimes. You don't want to see people or are scared to be left alone. Social activity may feel hard or impossible. You find it difficult to think clearly. You feel like a failure and/or feel guilty a lot of the time. You feel a burden to others. You sometimes feel that life isn't worth living. You can see no future. There is a loss of hope. You feel all you've ever done is make mistakes and that's all that you ever will do. You feel irritable or angry more than usual. You feel you have no confidence. You spend a lot of time thinking about what has gone wrong, what will go wrong or what is wrong about yourself as a person. You may also feel guilty sometimes about being critical of others (or even thinking critically about them). You feel that life is unfair. You have difficulty sleeping or wake up very early in the morning and can't sleep again. You seem to dream all night long and sometimes have disturbing dreams. You feel that life has/is 'passing you by.' You may have physical aches and pains which appear to have no physical cause, such as back pain. Depression is usually anger turned towards the self instead of letting it out. It can help to talk to someone about how you feel. someone who wont judge you. Maybe a counsellor or psychologist?
Am I mentally ill if I have bad dreams everyday and hear other voices in my head?
These are spiritual effects. What people call paranoid schizophrenia and psychosis and all that, if you research it, you will find out that the doctors have no idea what it is. They cannot explain the voices in your head, all they say is that it's delusions and that you have to take meds. But the voices are quite real and they say quite intelligent things. So how do you explain that? Well I can explain it, because, my friend, I have the same condition as you, but I have had plenty of time to understand it. All your nightmares and voices are coming to you from a spiritual realm. These are spiritual entities, many of them evil, trying to harm you, to harm your soul, to harm your life, to make you stumble, to make you confused, to make you a prey for others, for being a mental case/delusional lunatic, to make you inferior, to make you dependent on meds and psychiatrists, all sorts of things like that. It is meant to break you. But don't be afraid of it. It cannot hurt you. As long as you seek truth and goodness in life and stick to it no matter what, none of this can hurt you. As far as for doctors and shrinks, there is very little they can do about it, and many of them will make your life worse in many ways, even as they pretend to help you.