What are some of the funniest hindi movie dialogues?
Bol Bachchan :1. Bagal mein chora aur shehar mein dhindhora - Boy under armpit and hypercity noise pollution2. Jabh bade baat kar rahe ho, toh beech mein toka nai karte - When elders get cosy, youngers don’t put their nosy.Lage Raho Munnabhai:Apun ne ek-sau-pundhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kum se kum dhai-sau hadi toh torela rahenga ... pun kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kissi ko sorry bola ... direct andar(We have vacated 115 houses ... done 52 kidnappings ... must have broken at least 250 bones ... but never went behind bars ... first time, first time we said sorry to someone ... and direct behind bars)Dabangg: "Chhedi Singh, hum tumpe itne chhed karenge, ki confuje ho jaooge saas kaha se le aur paade kaha se" (I will make so many holes in your body that you will get confused thinking from where to take breath and from where to Fart)Wanted: Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi (If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you)THE DIRTY PICTURE Mujhe jo chahiye, uska mazaa sirf raat ko hi aata hai (What I Want, is enjoyed the most only in nights)3 Idiots:1. Tum gujrati log kitne cute hote hai ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnaak kyun hota hai ... Dhokla Faafda Handva Thepla Khakra ... aise lagta hai koi missiles hai(You gujrati people are so cute ... but why is your food so dangerous ... Dhokla Faafda Handva Thepla Khakra ... it sounds like they are missiles)2. Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye(From the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other)3. Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai(It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first)Once Upon A Time In MumbaaiJaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se(The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication)Munna Bhai MBBS1. Apun ko question poochne ka hai, koi mar rela ho to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya2. Do-sau cheh kisam ka toh sirf haddi hota hai. todte wakt apun ne kabhi socha kya?Dil Chahta Hai 1. This is my mom and my dad. This is your dad and your mom.2. Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa saktey hai.. (We can go anywhere and everywhere to have cake)