What is your most embarrassing moment in front of the whole class or in front of your teacher?
It was when my teacher supported me and I insulted her.I am a 91 born kid. Hence, my childhood obviously had a fantasy to own a nice “Hero Pen” and I had my precious one too.Pen looked something like thisThat day, in my class, I saw my pen missing and was totally pissed off.I got mad at everyone, I saw every friend, every class mate as a brutal culprit.I had my anger rushing so much that, I interrupted the lesson half way by raising my hand to spoof her asking for a doubt, stood up in front of everyone and this happened.ME : “Miss!! Someone stole my pen and I really like that pen a lot. I definitely want it back. Without which, I dont like to do any homework “MISS: “You should have kept it at home and forgotten..! Do you want to interrupt the lesson for your pen? Ramya…We shall deal with this later...…Now…Sit down!”ME: “No Miss! It went missing only in this class. So whoever had stolen it will surely be here and I want it back from them”MISS: “ How do you know that someone stole it?”ME: “Miss..I am the only one who owns such a pen. Everybody is jealous of me. Sure someone took it!”MISS : “Okay! Do you want to check the bags of your classmates now??”My teacher being kind and supportive approved me for my pen search warrant.Wasting the whole of English class, I, like a CID officer, sneaked in everybody’s bag and searched for my pen. (my class strength was 32 ).Alas! The vast search of my class mates bag was over and I still couldn’t find my pen.ME: “Miss! I am still not able to find my pen!”MISS: “Mm..I see you have checked every bag of others and have you checked your bag?ME : “Miss…..ss..sss….! ”MISS: “Let me have your bag checked. Bring it here!”That was when the most supportive teacher of mine, searched my bag and saw a interior zip of my bag had my pen popping out.She took it out,showed me and the class, the so claimed lost pen, holding high.She definitely had an angry look upon me for having wasted the whole class.Two of my eyes went round and round in astonishment for a moment, for a billion times when I searched it was not there and suddenly how did that come?And, I was finally embarrassed in front of whole class like thisP.S: I, was given a punishment to complete 10 extra pages in my hand writing note book :(
What are some funny stories of your childhood?
This happened when I was about 8 years old. I'd like to mention that my mom was not the person who she is today. She was really short tempered. We were staying in Pottsville, Pennsylvania. My parents had removed all the bedsheets and pillow covers and put them in the wash.I was sitting in my parents room, watching TV. I don't know how I had a marker, but I had a marker with me. I unknowingly started drawing on the mattress. I drew a peace sign, my signature, and a woman holding a baby. I assure you, it was a horrible painting.All of the sudden, my sixth sense went off and I realized that my mom would be coming to put the bedsheets on anytime now. I tried wetting the mattress with a little water to see if the marker would come off. But of course, I was drawing with a Sharpie (permanent marker). I suddenly had the "brilliant" idea to put shampoo on the mattress to get the marker off. I dumped a whole bottle of shampoo onto the mattress and started scrubbing like crazy. It still wouldn't come off. I heard my mom coming up the stairs and I ran into my room. I heard her come into her bedroom and I guess after seeing the foamy mattress, she screamed. I slowly came into her room and whimpered. I told her what happened. She was about to smack me when my dad came in and asked what happened.My mom summarized the story. My dad's a really calm and chill guy. He started to laugh and told her to relax. My dad went and got a hair dryer and started to the dry the area. My mom kept scrubbing and all she would get is foam. She got so angry and she started chasing me with a shoe (typical Indian moms I tell you). My dad told her to relax and to settle down. I remember my dad sitting there with the hair dryer for about an hour until finally, the soap and water dried up. My mom yelled at me and told me to never do it again. We still have the mattress and it brings up a lot of stories of when I was young and "rebellious". We laugh about it till this date. I swear, if my dad wasn't there, "Somebody gonna get a hurt, real bad". (Quoted from Russell Peters)
Why Do Indian Muslims Have Such Disdain For Hinduism When They Are All From A Hindu Ancestory???
The amount of posion that they have for Hinduism, as evidenced from the rubbish that they post about Hinduism on yahoo India R and S board, obviously means that they have forgotten that they have more Hindu ancestors than Muslim ancestors. May I kindly remind Indian Muslims that had Hinds been capable enough of defending India from the mongols, instead of fighting between themselves, today all you people would have been sitting here as Hindus and would have been singing the praises of Hinduism rather than defaming Hinduism. Just remember that you are only Muslim because your ancestors were all traitors and they converted in order to either save their necks or to obtain economic benefits under the Mughals. That, in my opinion, is nothing to be proud about. Just remember THAT before you start insulting the majority religion of India. http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070812094107AA3AIzz&pa=FZB6NXXtFWMW0cLWwuMf9iUm2._dmLKR2gm3aOsSurbQrid1hTA-&paid=add_watch
What are the most profound jokes ever?
One of the best jokes i have come across:John wanted to buy a motorcycle.He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a "for sale" sign on it.The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.It's shiny and in mint condition.He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years."Well, it's quite simple," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain", andhe hands John a jar of Vaseline.That night, his girlfriend, Liza, invites him over to meet her parents.Naturally, they take the bike there.Just before they enter the house, Liza stops him and says,'I have to tell you something about my family.'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'No problem,' he says… And in they go.John is shocked.Right in the middle of the Living Room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.As dinner progresses, John decides to take advantage of the situation.He leans over and kisses Liza.No one says a word so he reaches over and fondles her.Again nobody says a word.So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and takes her, right there in front of her Parents.His Girlfriend is a little flustered, her Dad is obviously livid and her Mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.He looks at her Mum. She's got a great body too.John grabs Mum, pulls down her pants, and turns her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.John sits down exhausted.His Girlfriend is furious, her Dad is boiling, & Mum is beaming from ear to ear.But still....Total silence.All of a sudden there is a loud clap of Thunder, and it starts toRain.John remembers his Bike, so he pulls the Jar of Vaseline from his Pocket.Suddenly the Father stands up and shouts. "I'll do the dishes"!!