Which is the most hilarious/funny incident from your life that makes you burst into laughter whenever you recall it?
This was one of my the most strange yet hilarious situation I was in.One day I was roaming around the market with my friend on a hot sunny day. Let's call her Miss Z.Now after hours of making me roam ultimately buying nothing , Z felt really thirsty. So we both went to a shop to buy a bottle of water.The Shopkeeper was probably chewing a bubblegum and he handed over the bottle to Z. She being really thirsty opened the bottle and started drinking the water. Now Z has a habit of keeping water in her mouth before gulping it down her throat. Something similar to this!On asking the price of the bottle the shopkeeper said something which both of us couldn't hear properly. On enquiring for the second time we were met with the same fate. I reacted by making an face similar to this.It somehow made Z laugh. But Z still had water in her mouth which she couldn't keep and yes you know what she did next. Z threw out all the water from her mouth.Now this stream of water landed exactly on the shopkeepers face unfortunately. I stood there unable to react in any way and before I could say anything Z transformed herself into a roadrunner and she raced out of the shop.I paid the amount and had apologize to the shopkeeper about a hundred times before I left the shop.Since then I have crossed the same shop many times but have never dared to go inside again!Thanks for reading. I would love tips to improve my writing, if there is anything you would like to share kindly let me know.Have a great day and keep smiling☺️!
Is Ann Coulter blind in one eye?
She is an idiot. THAT is her problem. Like any other good little media whore, she must use any and every single situation to make her point, otherwise she will just be another windbag. Oh wait - she IS a windbag.
What are some of the best YouTube channels?
EDUCATIONAL (NON-SPECIFIC)Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell (quality animation and a good narration)The Infographics Show (regular uploads and good quality)TED-Ed (Quality and a wide range of people talking)CGP Grey (Very nice content but quite irregular uploads)SmarterEveryDay (This guy is a gem)Veritasium (well reasearched and edited)Vsauce (Well edited and fascinating content)(there are 2 more channels under the same network and are amazing Vsauce2 and Vsauce3EDUCATIONAL (SCIENCE)AsapSCIENCE (They answers strange questions that come into our minds) (Regular and good quality)It's Okay To Be Smart (Cool content and editing)minutephysics (Less colourful but you will love if you love physics)Physics Girl (She is just awesome)Simone Giertz (She is crazy)SciShow (Very interesting content)VLOGGERS AND INFLUENCERSCaseyNeistat (THE BEST Vlogger) Quality videos and well edited.Logan Paul Vlogs (THE BIGGEST Choch) Daily uploads and crazy contentRomanAtwoodVlogs (pranks and daily vlogs)Peter McKinnon (Learn Photo/cinematography and some great editing tipsThe ACE Family ( A cute little family sharing their life)TALK SHOWSTheEllenShowThe Tonight Show Starring Jimmy FallonJimmy Kimmel LiveTECHNOLOGYMarques Brownlee (just won Creator Of The Decade Award) (Best Quality)Unbox Therapy (Very good quality videos with a little touch of humor)EverythingApplePro (Quality videos on Apple products ) (Rich people only)MISCELLANEOUSDramaAlert (News about YouTube Community)Kavos (Exposes other YouTubers)FaZe Rug (Daily vlogger but videos are raw)HowToBasic (short tutorial for anything) ( :P)MUSICMusic preference differs person to person and I prefer listening to music on spotify rather than YouTube.Here are 5 favourite songs of mine.Stitches by Shawn MendesSomething just like this by The Chainsmokers and ColdplayRockabye by Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul & Anne-MarieDon’t wanna know by Maroon 5We don’t talk anymore by Charlie PuthThere are a lot of other cool channels but are yet to be discovered by me.Do comment the name of your favourite YouTube channel.
How do I know God's purpose for me in life?
This is a very interesting question actually. Ive wondered loads of times how one knows what God's intended purpose is for us, and wheter one will know, 'this is my purpose' while performing that purpose. And i think the answer is no, i think alot of times one fulfill that purpose without knowing it. Let me give you an example. My father died in a car accident 5 years ago when i was 15. Looking back, i cant really poing out and say, that was my fathers purpose. But i think his purpose was to be in me and my mothers life, esspecialy my moms. My mom and dad where very happily married and after 16 years they still had that 'spark'. So when my father died, my mom took it very bad, he was her first love, the love of her life, and she turned to God. Shes grown spiritually so much and have become so close with God. And i think thats what my dads purpose was, that when he dies, my mom will become more dependent on God, that way she grows and God prepare her for something He wants to use her for. Anyway, so what im actually trying to say is that maybe you shouldnt seek for your purpose, just pray to God to take you in the direction He wants you. Maybe you will fulfill your purpose without knowing so. Write the test one more time, if you fail again it might be a sign. What other interests do you have? Do some research on other courses in other fields that you are also interessted in. Go with the one that feels 'right'. And if nursing feels right, then stick to it until you pass. Just keep on trusting in God, even if times dont look so good. Nobody said that being a follower of God would be easy, but however hard it may get, one day we will join Him in His Heaven. =) God bless! Oh, and sorry for all the reading!
I'm so depressed that I have run everyone off?
Dear friend, I am writing this to you bath as the survivor of an attempted suicide and as someone who lost a person they love to suicide. I have tried on more than one occasion to take my own life. The last time I almost succeeded in completing it, taking 20 Phenobarbital tablets prescribed for seizures downed with a fifth of Jack Daniels. I felt I was worthless, that no one would ever care about me and that my then-toddler son would be better off without me. But by the grace of God and my son’s father who performed CPR until paramedics showed up, I survived with no permanent damage. So I got help, I signed a no-harm contract, and anytime I am so depressed I don’t think life is worth living I look at that worn-out piece of paper and at the face of my now 20-year-old son and realize just how wrong I am. That in his eyes, there is a reason to live, in his face and the faces of his half-brother and his two stepbrothers that I love as if they were my own. I look in the mirror and tell myself that I am worthwhile. My children, though they are adults still need me and I AM loved. I am telling you this because a young lady I knew, the girlfriend of my 20 year old, completed suicide at age 18. She was funny, smart and beautiful both inside and out. But beneath that exterior lied a troubled child who saw the only way to get rid of her pain was to take her own life. All too often, those we care about are hurting so badly that even we don’t see and they choose death as a way of healing, without taking into consideration the effects of those they leave behind. I am begging you as you read this, to seek help. Talk to a counselor, family member, close friend or minister. Suicide is so final, not only for the person who attempts or completes it, but for those who are left behind to grieve. Stop a minute and think hard before you do whatever it is you plan on doing. You are worthwhile, you are a good person, you are loved.
What is the strangest IIT JEE story?
Not IIT but MAINS.This is my story of JEE MAINS 201515 Minutes before exam paper was distributedI was sitting on my seat and was meditating and concentrating on my exam. Suddenly a guy 6 Feet tall (say Mr. X) came towards me and asked:X- Aur bhai kaisa h? (How are you Brother?)Me- Mein theek hu! (I am fine!) but in my mind I was like Kaun h bhai tu Mein nhi Janta tujhe.(Who are you bro, I don't know you.)X- tayari hogyi? (are you prepared?)I thought if I said yes, then he would disturb me for the whole exam. So to avoid him I tried to speak in Haryanvi language, so that he would think that I am not a studious fellow.Me- Dekh bhai tayari ka ke h? Maine to form bhi na bhara tha berani kab mere baap ne bhar diya aur subah bolya ki aaj paper deke aaiye! (What is preperation man? I didn't even fill the form, my father filled it up and today morning told me to go and give the exam.He got reluctant as I was quite successful in making him feel that I am a dumb fellow!X- Bhai ye side wala hoshiyar lag raha h iska dekh lenge! (The boy next to you looks intelligent we should cheat from him.)Me- Haan bhai sab taap denge! (Yes brother we will copy everything from him!)Bell Rings Suddenly. I was like let me concentrate!<
Have you ever met an upcoming actor, actress or singer who you knew would go far in their career?
Oh, hell yes!When I was the Assistant Store Manager of the Ed Hardy store in the Houston Galleria (hey - it’s back when Ed Hardy was…okay, it was never actually cool. stop laughing.) I had an employee who was a startlingly amazing singer.We would beg her to sing for us; her voice was pitch perfect, ethereal, just…everything.I learned she was also a visual artist and asked her to show me some of her work. I was completely blown away.She had said she played violin, but it would be hard to really demonstrate that at the store, so one night after I gave her a ride home she invited me in and played for me.Holy freakin’ cow, this girl was talented!!We became close, which was interesting because we had almost nothing in common - different races, 15 years apart in age, totally different stages of life. But we cared about each other; we were kindred spirits.She got a full scholarship to Berkelee School of Music and moved to Boston. We stayed in touch on Facebook and with the very-occasional phone call.While there, she met a cellist with whom she instantly hit it off. They played music on street corners and wherever they were - not necessarily busking; just because that’s who they were - performers.My friend - who now goes by Charly, a different name than when I met her - and her new soul sister, Margaux, formed a band named Chargaux.They both dropped out of school after a year or so because they wanted to move to New York and just make music and experience life.They have performed on stage with Wyclef Jean; recorded with Kendrick Lamar; did the string arrangements and vocals for J Cole’s latest album…the list goes on.Their list of clients includes Google, Budweiser, Adidas, and the Museum of Modern Art. Oh, and a performance or two at the White House.I am so proud of my girl I could just squeal.We pretty much lost touch for a few years - just the occasional Facebook message or comment on each other’s posts.Then, on my 40th birthday, she called me out of the blue. Just because.I cried; not only had she remembered - she reached out to wish me a happy birthday.This is Charly:The most talented musician and artist I’ve ever known, and someone I am beyond honored to call my friend.Also a really lovely human being.Check them out at Chargaux.