I need jokes on Rudolf the red nose reindeer?
What does Rudolph want for Christmas? A pony sleigh station! What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? "Horn"-aments! Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party? Because he didn't want to be recognised! How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air? You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one! Why is Prancer always wet? Because he's a "rain"-deer! Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet! When should you give reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer! Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him! Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? "Rude"-olph! What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can't hear you! What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will "sleigh" you! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-"deer"! Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch? "Deery" Queen! What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy? "Elk"-a-seltzer! How do you get into Donner's house? You ring the "deer"-bell! What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles? Santelope! How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down! Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was "elf"-taught! Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road? Because he was tied to a chicken! What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh? Rudolph the red-nosed pickle! Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer also works as a maid? Yup! Comet cleans sinks! Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snowsuits!
Isn't Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer song, kinda offensive?
I personally wouldn't play it to avoid offending anyone
Come how in Japanese terms, the word "no" is added in that sentence?
Like Giogio says, those examples, including his, are possibly all "titles" (of book/ manga/ song) Japanese titles often use "no" like as adjective sense to describe a following noun. コピー忍者、赤砂、 青、赤, 白 could be KEYWORDs in the story/ lyrics or SYMBOLIC names 青の祓魔師 (Ao no Exorcist) --> possibly means "the exorcist who handles blue blaze" 赤の女王様 the red queen、白の女王様 the white queen (from Alice In Wonderland) <--> 赤い女王様 red queen、白い女王様 white queen -
What does Santa do the other 364 days of the year?
Indeed, I find it quite amusing that you still believe in Santa Claus at that perceived age of yours. :) However, if you really need the answer, then I shall give you two, in differing perspectives: In Western folklore, Santa Claus is said to be busy in his workshop in the North Pole reading out children's wish lists and determining whether they have been naughty or nice that year, while his elves are at work manufacturing the toys. However, if, quite recently, you have discovered that the real (and perhaps the ONLY) Santa Claus(es) you have are your parents, then probably from that mere piece of info you'll be able to deduce what your jolly old man does during the remaining 364 days of the year. That probably answers your question. :) Oh, and Merry Christmas, btw.
When and how do you think modern capitalism will end or be significantly transformed?
We are living in an era when central banks across the world are engaging in “synchronized quantitative easing.” Governments everywhere are printing money in sync. They are amassing huge budget deficits. They have no recourse if investors lose confidence in their debt. So far this has worked. Governments are able to run on imaginary money. They can lower taxes while simultaneously increasing spending. Common sense would suggest this can’t last forever. When everyone is addicted to credit, it’s hard to break the habit. The other shoe will drop eventually. It’s hard to say what will happen, but it could be much worse than the Great Depression or the Great Recession. I doubt the current form of central-bank controlled national+laissez-faire-style capitalism could survive that. It’s not pleasant to think what would happen if the current global order collapsed.
Do Japanese people believe any animals are related to Christmas?
People associate reindeer with Christmas. They’re used to seeing decorations and illustrations of Santa with reindeer.Many people also know the song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.” In fact, if you Google “Christmas reindeer (クリスマストナカイ)” in Japanese, some of the top hits are explanations of the reindeer names in the song, like this one:トナカイ達の名前の意味と由来は?And there are sweet and savory recipes with end results that look like reindeer: クリスマス トナカイのレシピ 312品 - クックパッドThis one is easy. You buy popular sweets at the store and arrange them like this.Omurice (omelet with rice inside).And instructions for making origami reindeer: 折り紙でトナカイの顔の折り方!簡単クリスマス飾りの作り方 | セツの折り紙処The pictures here are pretty clear, so you can probably make this even if you can’t read Japanese.Hope that helps!