If I eat myself would I become twice as big or completely disappear?
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If you ate yourself would you be twice as big or disapear completely?
Neither. For some reason I didn't find this one in my copy of Amy Vanderbilt's guide to gracious living. However here goes: You would have to start with your arms and legs. You might be able to eat your muscles raw but the bones would have to be cooked or broken down. Without arms and legs you would need assistance in this task, with someone with surgical knowledge. Lacking a means of exercise your energy needs would be much lower. Eventually you would either strike a vital organ or die of infection. In the improbable chance that you would find a sane person willing to assist you in this mission, they could weigh you and determine thus how much you had changed in weight.
If you eat yourself, would you disappear completely or become twice your size?
If you truly ate yourself you would turn inside out.
Teens: If you eat yourself, will you disappear completely or become twice as big?
You'll just be a mouth leading to a stomach.
If I ate myself would I become twice as heavy or disappear completely?
Since no time frame is given, it is definitely very possible to have all the non-essential parts of your body surgically removed, i.e., all limbs and a lot of the superficial muscles and fat around the torso.Those parts can then be frozen and consumed over a period of times until just bones are left. Obviously, you will still exist, but you be under half your starting weight. Once you are done with those, the only remaining option would be start surgically removing your digestive tract. It might be possible to remove a large a part of it and stay alive, but that would require the world's best surgeons, and is frankly, not worth the effort or cost. If you did, however, succeed and consumed the removed entrails and surrounding musculature, you could potentially reduce yourself to a third or a quarter of your initial weight. Any more, and would kill yourself and die at the previous weight, whatever that may be.
If I ate myself, would I be twice as big or disappear completely?
From Monty Python: Much to his Mum and Dad's dismayHorace ate himself one day.He didn't stop to say his grace,He just sat down and ate his face."We can't have this his Dad declared,"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."But even as he spoke they sawHorace eating more and more:First his legs and then his thighs,His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes..."Stop him someone!" Mother cried"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"But all too late, for they were gone,And he had started on his dong..."Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns"You could have deep-fried that with prawns,Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."But H. was on his second course:His liver and his lights and lung,His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;"To think I raised him from the cotAnd now he's going to scoff the lot!"His Mother cried: "What shall we do?What's left won't even make a stew..."And as she wept, her son was seenTo eat his head, his heart, his spleen.And there he lay: a boy no more,Just a stomach, on the floor...None the less, since it was hisThey ate it – that's what haggis is.
If I ate myself, would I be twice as big or disappear completely?
From Monty Python: Much to his Mum and Dad's dismayHorace ate himself one day.He didn't stop to say his grace,He just sat down and ate his face."We can't have this his Dad declared,"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."But even as he spoke they sawHorace eating more and more:First his legs and then his thighs,His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes..."Stop him someone!" Mother cried"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"But all too late, for they were gone,And he had started on his dong..."Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns"You could have deep-fried that with prawns,Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."But H. was on his second course:His liver and his lights and lung,His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;"To think I raised him from the cotAnd now he's going to scoff the lot!"His Mother cried: "What shall we do?What's left won't even make a stew..."And as she wept, her son was seenTo eat his head, his heart, his spleen.And there he lay: a boy no more,Just a stomach, on the floor...None the less, since it was hisThey ate it – that's what haggis is.
If I ate myself, would I be twice as big or disappear completely?
MLIA
If you eat yourself, do you completely disappear or do you turn twice as big?
neither. even if it were possible to consume yourself entirely, you wouldn't gain any mass. at most, you'd lose it on your next trip to the toilet, which is, for the record, impossible to do (the going to the toilet part, not the losing mass part).
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