If we lived in a cartoon world.......?
Duuuuuuude! If we lived in a cartoon world and you walked into a bar, I would act like Shaggy and have my hair stand up on end while I said, "G-g-g-g, g-g-g-g-GHOOOOOST! Zoinks! Let's get out of here!" Then I would leap up into the air and run in place for three seconds, then zoom off leaving a Gnarly Surfer Dude Guy-shaped cloud of smoke in my wake. Then I would run through the door without opening it, leaving a Gnarly Surfer Dude Guy-shaped hole in the door where I ran through it! I would be running and running for my life while you just nonchalantly hop along chasing me! Then I would keep running and running until I ran off the edge of a cliff and would defy gravity, then stop and turn around and say "Phew! That was close!" while standing in the air. Then I would look down and realize that I am standing in the middle of the air defying gravity, and only then would I fall toward a certain death. I would fall screaming, arms and legs flailing, and just before I hit the ground I would be saved by a tree branch that just happens to be jutting out of the side of the cliff. My life would be saved, and then the tree branch would crack and break, and I would fall the remaining 1 foot to the ground, hitting my head. Then I will see birdies circling around my head and tweeting, and then you would come along with a bottle of beer and say, "Here, Gnarly Surfer Dude Guy! You look like you could use this."
What if you were a cartoon? Win 10 points!?
If I wanted to go down cartoon style, this is how it would happen: I'm a casual man walking to my job (Scientist) go in my building and have a chemical accident like the hulk. Nick was a man walking to his job in Las Vegas, Neveda trying to find a way to create a creature with the same charararistics as a homosaphion. In his long investment study for hours, days on in, he gets the right substances, but a shocking discover leads that no human has enough lung capacity to undergo the procedure. The procedure shrinks all muscles and tissue, flattening out the test subject for an elapsed amount of time, in which the body completely rebuilds itself. Nobody knew about it so in desperate need of money Nick volunteers to test his own procedure. He injects himself with the right amount of each substance, while hooked up to a respritary aiding system. For a better chance of survival. He passes out, waking up feeling just the same, he quickly gets up pulls his mask off and pukes on his floor. He has a major migraine, stumbling his way out of his lab and into his office he pulls out some tylenol and knocks em back.they instantly helped... To his surprise. Later at Nicks house he takes a nap and wakes up feeling the urge to watch tv at 3am in the morning, so he satisfies it. He feels the urge to walk into his tv while watching Tom and jerry, so he satisfies it. he passes out after halfway through his tv seeing what no human can imagine. Wakes up and his whole body is flat, a mouse runs past him with a big cat chasing after him, Nick gets trampled flattened out on the ground and has footprints on him. Dun dun dun hope you liked it
What cartoon character would you be?
I have to come up with an answer to the following question for a job interview this evening. What cartoon character would you be and why? I was thinking of Wile E Coyote because he never gives up on trying to catch Road Runner. He is persistant. What do you think??
Why do I feel like a cartoon character?
Maybe because your profile picture is of one :)I’ve read a few of your answers and it seems like you’re interested more in the gaming community, than in topics which are deemed otherwise important. When most people compare themselves to a cartoon character, it is because they feel bulky or out of place.It’s not a bad thing, just different. Just be comfy with yourself and you will be fine.