What are some slang terms used among police officers?
The most derogatory terms for the bad guys and citizens who are just pains in the rectum:A.H. = Adam Henry (A-dam H-enry) If you don’t get it…..sometimes you will hear it as “Jack Hole”…..now what starts with an “A” that ends with HOLE ?RICHARD CRANIUM= What starts with a “D” and is a nickname for Richard ? What is the non-medical layman’s term for the Cranium ? Do these clues HEAD you in the right direction ?
What happens usually when a party is busted by the police?
Depends on why the police are there. Noise complaint? Cops shut down the party, if everyone goes home and nobody gives the cops a hard time, nothing happens. Somebody gets out of hand, they get arrested and maybe you get a citation for the loud party. You got underage drinkers at the party, even if you did not invite them? Cops shut down the party, kids get busted and you get a citation for supplying booze to minors. Stiff fine. You got drugs at the party, even if you did not know about it? Cops shut down the party, search your home, bust druggies, and maybe you as well. You grovel, whine, piss your pants trying to convince the cops you did not know anything. If they believe you, you get to go home to a thoroughly trashed house. If they do not, you hire a lawyer and spend your college money getting out of the mess. Good luck, you're going to need it. . .
A guy keeps peeing outside my house?
I think it's very creepy. Anyway, I always see him riding bicycle around my neighbourhood. Sometimes I caught him peeing outside my house and it's really disturbing. One day, I was sitting outside, having a cup of tea, and suddenly I saw him leaving his bike on the other side of the road and peed on my house fence. My jaw was wide open, I could see "everything" and I continued staring at him, I thought it would probably make him go away, but he continued peeing on the fence. He's like 30 years old and I dunno if he has some sorts of mental disorder and make my fence as his "favourite toilet". My neighbourhood is pretty high on standard and he doesn't look like a homeless person, in fact, he looks pretty rich. He does this so many times. I dunno what should I do. Should I call the police? I'm not really dared enough to talk to him, because he's probably crazy and has a knife and would suddenly slit my throat.
Can you top this blonde joke?
it's a bit dirty but I love blonde joke's, and I dont want to grow up! so poo on growing up! what does a blonde and the bermuda triangle have in common? they both swallow alot of seamen! so anyways I love blonde jokes and I need some new one's, that one's getting old and I keep telling it with the black hole instead of the bermunda triagle, which doesnt make sence, but that's a blonde for ya!