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Writing a speech about song lyrics NEED HELP ASAP!?

The topic is song lyrics. I can take any angle on it. I have to write a speech that's 3 minutes long for a competition. I'm going to take the angle of how people don't notice the deep meaning of song lyrics etc etc. I write my own songs and love music but I have hardly anything written and I need ideas of what to write Please Please help all ideas and speeches, paragraphs and anything else welcome!

Thank you all so much,
Danielle Hyland
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I need wedding speech theme ideas for my best friend's wedding.?

When I was the maid of honour for my sisters wedding, I wanted a fun speech, Everyone was laughing, So I found this rhyme/poem that was hilarious, I change some of the wording to refelct our past. Check out this website for more some ideas. http://www.hitched.co.uk/speeches/samples/samplespeechhome.aspx/samplespeechhome.aspx
I used Sophie Keats idea. She is located under the maid of honour section. Have fun and good luck!!

Funny Speech Topics For 16 Year old?

I've put some sites on for random facts. You could pick something from in there or it might give you some ideas...

I've included Dr Karl's page (try great moments in science) for some odd science stuff...

There's a comedy piece on 1500's history. I don't know how true it is but it's amusing...

The cold is relative piece is the Australian version, but there is an American version on the net...

You could talk about sayings or phrases that are around (like Pirate's of the Caribbean and walking the plank or shiver me timbers etc)

Hope you find something funny!

A talk on the Darwin Awards...
Source(s):
http://www.randomfacts.com.au/rf/random_...
http://www.randomfacts.org/
http://facts.randomhistory.com/
http://abc.com.au/science/drkarl/
http://www.croatia.org/crown/articles/63…
http://humour.200ok.com.au/relative_cold…
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/

Daughter of the bride speech HELP!?

wedding speeches are normally pretty short, no longer than a minture to a minute and a half. so you don't need to say too much.

you should include the following things:

1. mention you have been asked to speak by elliot, because you are pretty young for giving a speech at a wedding, so you should start by telling the guests you are speaking because you were asked by elliot to speak. make it sound nice and as if you feel it is a privilage to be asked.

2. mention how lovely the wedding was. how beautiful your mother looks, how handsome the groom. something complimentary about the wedding.

3. thank the guests for coming to share this special day with your family and let them know how much if personally means to you.

4. share a cute or funny short story or joke about your parents, about elliot or your mom...something tastefull but a little funny if you can think of something

5. tell elliot how glad you are that he has taken your mother and you and your sister as his own family and how much you are looking foward to the years ahead with him at the helm of your family.

6. tell your mother how glad you are that she said yes to elliiot and what a great choice she made. (dont make any mention of their breakup and gettting back together. nothing negative for this occasion)

7. ask everyone to join you in a toast to their happiness and a successful, happy and long married life together but don't repeat anything which may have already been said by other toasters.

you should make some notes to follow, but try to make it all sound heartfelt and spontaneous and keep it short. people get bored with long speeches.

Can someone give me ideas on a student council speech for middle school?

First thing, I do not agree with Leon K. (a previous answer). It's not all a popularity contest. That's what I thought before but found out different two days ago. I ran for judge in this field trip thing we're doing for school where we run a town, and I was running against one of the most popular girls in school. I knew I wouldn't win because I wasn't "popular", but I did. And I have also run for student council at my school and gotten it. Here's some of the things that I would do:

-Tell them what you would do as a leader. First, listen to the issues your classmates want solved. Then, in your speech, tell them about how you will solve them.

-Tell them the experience you've had (4-H, other clubs, etc.)

-At the beginning of the speech try something like: Hi my name is (put your name here), and I'm running for your student council vice president. As your vice president I will...

-At the end of the speech, say something like: So vote for me, (put your name here again), for your student council vice president

-Tell them the responsiblities you have at home (babysitting, etc) and how these will help if you get the position

-Include how you will try your best to represent the students

And that's it. Remember when you are making your speech that these people are nice :) and focus on an encouraging friend or imagine the students in their underwear or something, who knows. Good luck, I hope you get the position! :)

What are some ideas for my football senior night speech?

i have to write a speech for my senior night football this friday night, but i have absolutely no idea what to say! im so terrible at writing, but i want this sppech to be good. So what are some things that you would include in a speech about your senior year in football? They want me to write like something thanking my family for their support, so I just would like so ideas, thanks so much!!

What is a good homecoming speech? For Homecoming Queen?

I am running for homecoming queen, and I have to write a 200 world paper on why I feel like I would be a good homecoming candidate, but I don't know what to say, i just want to win. What should I say? Help / ideas??

Why are you proud to be an american?

1) we are the most generous nation in the world. we give way more than countries such as sweden, norway, and finland in donations to 3rd world counties.
2) we are a god blessed nation. the founders were firm believers in the bible and the idea of freedom to worship the god who made us.
3) we Have the best military in the world. even with militia of other countries like russia and china, there's no other county that has the kind of dedicated men and woman such as here in america.

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